<UllerSkewl> metric system is better anyways <stx-suicidal> werd <stx-suicidal> inches are gay <puto> your just mad cause you dont have many of them nick
<Vada> is it bad when you are at work and someone that is being rude says something to you and you all of a sudden see YOU FRAGGED SOANDSO about their head?
<|VenoMtv|> my dad called me up to wish me a happy birthday <|VenoMtv|> he said, happy 22 birthday, and i replied, dad, i'm 23 <|VenoMtv|> and he said, but i thought u started to drink last year <|VenoMtv|> i said, no, i started in high school =x
<WargasM> i like chocolate <WargasM> it makes me think of boobies <WargasM> i wonder if you could make a woman lactate chocolate milk, if the DNA was just right
<firebrand> damn, i cannot spell today <A|exander> you just did. <firebrand> fuck you ;)
<elite_chaR> butcher im sitting like right behind you at lanwar :D <elite_chaR> SO NO FUNNY BUSINESS <elite_chaR> NO WEIRD NOISES <elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SMELLS <elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SPELLING <butcher> dude, too late, I just f4rt3d <butcher> that's a wierd noise, a weird smell, and a weird spelling.
<[KoG]^Deeshay> I'll beat you when I get a modem that isnt controlled by a rat in a wheel
<cromicus> they're all like "everytime you say the word 'sex', jesus cries and floods a town in a third-world country"
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<@BondAway> i better get to work <@IceWizard> heh <@BondAway> i need someone o administer me an hourly dose of cocaine at work, but i dont know any secretaries, and i dont know if my boss would buy 'its sinus medicine <@BondAway> and then drive me home
<Dane> i picked ryk up one night when he was completely trashed <Dane> and he was looking like spewing <Dane> so i reminded him of my car spew rule <Tippytoes> which is? <Dane> "if you hurl you pay me $150 and you have to clean it up" <KKKBitch> heh <Dane> and he looked in his pocket <Dane> and goes <Dane> "I can cover that" <Dane> "lets go get curry"
<Kaff> the biker from the Village People died. <Kaff> he died of lung cancer. <Kaff> which just proves that getting a coq up the date will kill you in mysterious ways. <Dane> kaff: no. you just misunderstood when the report said that he'd had too many fags. <Kaff> haha
<Malicious> This NEC machine they're advertising... a 300 mhz P2 with 32 megs SDRAM and a 4.3 gig IDE harddrive <Kythorn> thats like the same as a ferrari with no seats and a v2 <Malicious> Kyth: One that has a tendancy to overheat, mind you *P
<Philgone> also what is wrong with keeping your penis in a woman * Philgone strokes his cabbage patch doll <Philgone> toasty warm <BFG> is her name cynthia veronica picklesbury? <Philgone> no.. roland
<[[tom]]> this game is damn addictive... <xcon6> minesweeper? <[[tom]]> final fantasy x <xcon6> same thing
<NaNaMagic> he is never too busy to answer our prayers <qux> satan or god? you're confusing me now? <NaNaMagic> he has extensions on his ears <qux> like Mr Spock? <NaNaMagic> yes jesus has ears for all
<devilgrl> qwasz: im a rocket technician for the govt. <devilgrl> i used to be a unix admin <pagan> sure have alot of exp for being 21... <devilgrl> pagan: i dropped outta school and started working fulltime when I was 17 <pagan> then the .gov picked you up to work on rockets? <devilgrl> my friend works for the company, he got me an interview <pagan> and they saw your stunning education record, and hired you right? <pagan> of course your full of shit, your a girl <devilgrl> exactly
* stormo is potentially cosplaying at manifest this year <DannyS> stormo: you'll still lose all respect <DannyS> i mean, it's like voluntarily going out in front of traffic and ramming a set of computer speakers up your arse <DannyS> except the latter gets you more friends and respect
<HrdwrBoB> alchohol <HrdwrBoB> is <HrdwrBoB> teh drink of teh godz <Fryboy> er <Fryboy> thought that was necter <HrdwrBoB> nah <HrdwrBoB> nectar is for fags
<zeitgeist> or you could stick in some crap sendmail and root that <zeitgeist> so many ways to get a shell dude :) <lsd> hehe <zeitgeist> and they arent illegal if its your box :P <Fryboy> hehe <Fryboy> "..and its not cheating cos its YOUR DOG" <lsd> lol <zeitgeist> and its not homosexual incest cause its YOUR stepbrother <Fryboy> O_O <Fryboy> and its not trespass to property, cos it was running SCO <zeitgeist> lol
<zeitgeist> bobs car is now known as scomobile :) <lsd> hehehe <lsd> does that make bob 'scoman'? <lsd> nananananananana <lsd> SCOMAN! <zeitgeist> lol <lsd> quick scoman! into the scomobole! <zeitgeist> holy floating point exception errors scoman!
<whyerhead> hrm. I couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a fist full of pardons
<@[ben]> youd be suprised how many pancakes that mouth has masticated <@[ben]> and yes, i spelt the last word right
<trance> pj eats little kids for breakfast <pUrPLe_jArGOn> I used to trance, but I cracked a tooth on a thighbone and the doctor told me I should move to more conventional foods
<chin> i got a solution, lets shoot homeless at the missles <chin> that way the system pays for itself
<[werk]chin> i think its wrong for elderly people to be openly sexual at all <[werk]chin> they need to be these asexual funnels of christmas money and bad driving
<tenk> I added a turbo kit to my penis to increase my wrist torque and overall sack horsepower
<skankuhz> I work my bung muscles every night, just in case i have to go to jail, I'll rip off a mans tip if he tries to ass fuck me!
<NeSSa`> yeah but he isnt fucking him? <[ben]> not to my knowledge...jason was walkin a little funny tonight though
<NihiMetal> I saw my first porno when I ws 11 <NihiMetal> It had tons of lesbian sex and stuff <NihiMetal> I use to think that women did that shit with each other all the time <NihiMetal> You never look at your mother and the preachers wife the same after that
<RoboGum> mmmm, porn <doublezero> i'd rather have a life than watch porn <RoboGum> all you need to do is shave, get a hair cut, and loose the gut <doublezero> shave? naah.. hair cut? never! <RoboGum> there's only one thing you can do then <RoboGum> dress all in rubber and goto an "alternative" party
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<Elenkis> so we're still at +3 huh? <Domino> guess so... <Elenkis> man, this is sadder than checking hotornot.com to see if my rating has gone up
<fiXie> me have black eye :( <ArioZ`> from whats? <heartz> hah, inept cocksucking of course
<ILLSKILLZ00> what would having a computer in my pool acomplish? <sKratch zEro> potential death to people swimming in it
<JtHM> chick + tat = filthy <JtHM> any girl who has a tat is a whore. if I've learnt anything from pron, that'd be it
<Kisa> Don’t laugh, but every once in a while I try to check if I by any chance have superpowers. For some reason I always try telekinesis. <Kisa> I look at something for a while, and try to move it with my mind. <Kisa> and when I fail, I feel really stupid. <Kisa> I was just wondering if anyone else does something like that? <Kojedub> Yeah. <Kojedub> I feel really stupid too. * Kisa feels glad that he is not alone <Kojedub> Not in relation to telekinesis. <Kojedub> Just, you know. <Kojedub> Stupid.
<DarkImportGrey> god there's nothing greater than using people to your advantage <DarkImportGrey> well... bowel movements are quite rewarding... <DarkImportGrey> but it's close <DarkImportGrey> manipulation vs. dumping <DarkImportGrey> i guess i'd have to do both at once to see which would win
<@Tezz[a]> My Daddy got a paper shredder for Father's Day <@Tezz[a]> Guess what's happening to all my school notes? >:D <@Giess> We got ours a barbecue.
<DarkEra> Tolkan, you must be the dumbest person on the planet <Tolkan> im smark... <Tolkan> smart.
<HA|MI-Edam> I read about this guy, and he was having sex with a girl, and his, you-know-what sorta like, spontaniously combusted <EvilMonkey> ... <DrWoody> Started on FIRE? <MI-Edam> no, exploded <MI-Edam> They say it was under so much pressure or something <DrWoody> AHHHHHHHHH <EvilMonkey> wt im never having sex! <Suzie> your missing out <EvilMonkey> missing out on having my mangina explode? <EvilMonkey> no thanks