<zhix> logicbox - sarenna lee rocks you.. she's just so.. bountiful! <zhix> I could literally get lost in her bosom. <zhix> I'd accidently drop my bagel in there and end up falling in.. <barkode> barkode: JOSH, ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE? zhix: I'M FINE. GO AWAY. barkode: I'LL GET HELP. zhix: DON'T YOU DARE FUCKER. LEAVE ME HERE.
<lilp00t> give me somin new to make fun of u for <death2all82> ummmm i came in today and idled and u went on for like 45mins. until i responde. then i left for a half an hour and u were still going on talking to no1 <death2all82> now the fruitcake is PMing me
<nit`zZz> I was lovin that pussy while she was lovin this dick, I was shovin it in her while she was yellin dont quit <NGN-_-> Then you realized you were dreamin that shit - in real life your a no-pussy gettin prick
<gedamo> Some of our customers used to call their computer boxes the "brain" and it led tothem calling up saying things like "My brain isn'tworking"
[@Eric^^] win [Eminem - Rap Attack - 16 - Eminem - Forget About Dre (Live From SNL Feat. Eminem).mp3] - (3m55s/192kbps) amp [@nacitar] Rap Attack! OmG @nacitar gets rapped on by a crow
<solo> Think about a time in your life which you had the most fun, well....then picture work being the total opposite
(Jeopardy) hi I need someone to help me with compiling a small program (dgc) Jeopardy: What is gcc?
<morientes> some fucker just played a trick on me.. i was sitting in the couch.. well all of a sudden my jocks feel like their going up my ass crack... i try to pull out the wedge.. most pain i've ever felt... someone put chewy in my jocks and my ass hairs are all stuck together.. stuck to my jocks.. i dont fucking believe this shit
<BeLLa`> does sperm die when it hits the air, msg me if u know <carcin0gen-> sounds like someone got a 3 pointer
<Tyson> kegs rule <Tyson> im gonna marry one <Mousey> ill have an affair with it
<Punk-In-Drublic> ill look at my penis... and laugh... or will i cry?? <Mousey> it deoends if you drew a happy face or a sad face on it ross
<Latino-Heat> my mum wants me to get a piercing or a tattoo to make me look meaner
<Ice|P> blow jobs r better <mk4> why because you get a load in the mouth <nim-zero> a load in the mouth is worth two in the hand
<Mr_BoGgLeS> she said you looked edible mosey.. <Mousey> well boggles <Mousey> if she thinks im edible <Mousey> she probably is fat <Mousey> i have no fat on me <Mousey> eating me would be like going on a diet
<[7^11^Dropout]> i will put you in a wheelchair witha shpinning, half-twist, lebanese heel kick mate <Mousey> if you were lebanese you would still be working at 7-11 <Mousey> lying cunt
<^FiCtIoN^> get a tounge ring <CheeseCookies> lol, coz there good on chicks :D <Mousey> so is an apron
<Descartes> A wanker is not a racial slur <GORE> it is <GORE> beleive me it is <GORE> to me
<@Latino-Heat> when i was in school, during free periods i'd sit in the library cos i couldnt go home and i'd look up stds in encyclopedias <@Latino-Heat> cos i had rashes everywhere
<KINGofEXTREME> i forgot cars come in manual man <KINGofEXTREME> my friend starts changing gears <KINGofEXTREME> im like what are you doing <KINGofEXTREME> didnt know what was going on
<dEaD_fAiRy> plus the guy has to look a certian way to turn me on <Mousey> does he have to look desperate
<Chambered> my hair is halfway down my back <tize> thats too long <Chambered> but when your taking a shit and run out of paper, its alright
<DeF`> hehe... The Man in the Iron Mask made me cry... for real <cuzzzin> debbie does dallas made me jack off
<vas> my dad recons i dont look up porn <vas> cuase i tell him it would come up on the bill if i do so
<bumr> maybe he makes mad love to the penguin <dys> Perhaps Cathy wears a Tux the Penguin suit for him. <dys> And then he "debugs her code" all night long. <bumr> cunnilinux
<Fryboy> stormos sister aint that bad <stormo> please don't talk about my sister like that <ambrness> go back to insulting me and my taste, Fryboy .. safer ground <stormo> she has more integrity than to go out with some loser who spends all his life on IRC <Fryboy> ahahahah -ambrness- thats why incest is out of the question for him
<_Rojo_> I want to compile her kernel <_Rojo_> christ <_Rojo_> computer-geek foreplay
<DanSTC> Delusion, will you have my baby? <Delusion> Dan: Yes, if it's cooked well.
<Naivete> god, this shit is so much more efficient than windows <Naivete> linux kernel=1 file <Naivete> windows kernel=2/3 of your total ram, NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF THAT RAM THERE IS.
<Neep> I'm still wondering what the exact definition of illegal pron is. <Rasputin> children <Sbot> children are VERY expensive
<Prior_Tuck> We had a real Pron king at eaton though. He wad a 30 gig HD full of pron. He requests a new Hard Drive. We suspected he was downloading. He refused to give us his PC, but we insisted to take it...to install the new drive. I took his ten times embedded folder and clicked delete. Put the harddrive in my PC and gave hi his PC back. I told him his cache was full. hes got plenty of room
<Prior_Tuck> I got a guy busted during my year at eaton. he had 6 gigs of "illegal" pron, as wel as 15 gigs of legal pron. I turned his PC to my boss..where my boss called the police. <CrashCat> so did he have the pr0n put into two directories, 'legal' and 'illegal'? :P <Prior_Tuck> yes he did actually <Prior_Tuck> he had his word docs folder and his powerpoint folder
* Rasputin found a student's share open on the network of 2.35 gigs of PR0n <Rasputin> plus various movies and other crap <Neep> Are you going to admin his ass or download it all? <Rasputin> both, Neep. Both. :) <Prior_Tuck> yes...but it could be illegal. <Rasputin> What's illegal? I'm archving for possible er...administrative purposes
<Grant|BnW> Have you seen what happens if you give the mariners a sheep? <CrashCat> lots of uses <Grant|BnW> "A sheep. Lovely! Sheep have many uses, and the voyage is long." <CrashCat> try giving them a woman <Grant|BnW> What do they say? <Grant|BnW> I'm trying to be nice now, so I don't want to if they'll rape or eat her. <Grant|BnW> I wouldn't put anything past fucking accordian players.
<Rasputin> eiiiiidle eidle eee <Rasputin> eiiiidle eidle eee <Rasputin> we won't be leavin' til we get some pus-sy sooooooo <CrashCat> i'm not complainin' but shut up or I'll beat your brain in
<Kash> BW has eveyone catassing <CrashCat> that's leopardassing to you <Kranrev> tigerassing <Rasputin> I'm monkeyassing! :) <Mako> just one ass? it is of no use to me.
<Madman> Rodents Of Unusual Size....I don't think they exist <CrashCat> rodents? <CrashCat> size? <Sbot> size is irrelevent. It's a question of methodology. <Madman> haha <CrashCat> ...
*** Mezoth|work was kicked by Avie_work (the last guy that said, "I think you know what I want" to me ended up in the hospital. FOR SIX MONTHS.)
<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE <Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE <Kash> LOOK AT ME <Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE *** Kash was kicked by da_slog (ITS NOT VERY PHUN) <CrashCat> MY FOOT IS ON YOUR BUM
<Dracleath> Dual wielding great swords with monkey grip <Staberinde> I have a monkeygrip <Staberinde> they won't let me use it in public though
<Chum> I told them I was a 16 year old female that would put out if given a beta account. <da_slog> NOOOOOOOOOOOO <Kash> yea, i'm going to be female to
<Grant> Hey, you know what the biggest problem with all current MMOGs is? <Mako> insufficient boobage <Grant> That too.
<Spamizbad> minix is the baddass hardcore 16bit unix from the rough side of town
<AgentAce1> hmm <AgentAce1> well that's interesting <AgentAce1> actually...that's fuckin weird ass shit