<PS_Mouse> it would seem IRC doesn't like Azureus <coedman> it knows your warezing ways <PS_Mouse> I'm not warezing, I'm downloading .isos for obscure versions of linux <PS_Mouse> very obscure <coedman> versions of linux that happen to resemble recently released software or movies? <coedman> >.> <PS_Mouse> not at all <PS_Mouse> for what ever reason the guy who's been compiling these versions has done away with the standard numerical versioning system and resorted to using album names <PS_Mouse> for example, the beta versions are named after metallica albums
<Dave> Well. I'mma go shower and then go pick up my friend from jail. <Dave> I'll be back later. <Shadowpillar> ask him how big his anus is <Dave> He's a big dude, no one's going to fuck with him. <Shadowpillar> ask him how many other people he's cornholed <Shadowpillar> lol <Dave> He's been in jail for roughly 5 hours. <Dave> And he has a girlfriend. <Dave> I'm betting on a grand total of six.
<HORNYFAQR>: im afraid one of the kindergardeners is hitting on me now <Hades Dragoon>: ... <HORNYFAQR>: he's giving me winks and eye raises <HORNYFAQR>: i'm scared <Hades Dragoon>: he's gonna take you in the night <Hades Dragoon>: he's following you as we speak <HORNYFAQR>: well none of them know where i live <Hades Dragoon>: that's why he's following you
<Zerro> there's this lady that lives at this place i deliver pizza to... <Zerro> and she used to answer the door in scantily clad clothing <Wry> oh yea, the one your manager went to see? <Zerro> and i hit on her <Zerro> and fucking guess what <Wry> you hit on her?! <Wry> xD <Zerro> SHES ONE OF MY MOM'S FIENDS <Wry> OMG <Zerro *FRIENDS <Wry> HAHA <Wry> HOLY CRAP <Zerro> I SAW HER ON MY MOM'S MYSPACE <Wry> HOLY FREAKING CRAP
<dmonk> ok, what bible character would you fuck? <bobert> jesus christ man <dmonk> ew seriously? id want eve
<sarae> seems like im getting an abortion every other week lately <Tarkaan> did you get one of those little cards? <Tarkaan> cause on the 10th punch, you get a free one <Tarkaan> like at subway
<Blauw>If i die and i get reincarnated, i wish i was my girlfriends pussy <Argy>Why? <Blauw>Then i would be able to see all my friends again
Madrigal: I have DSL Madrigal: Which backwards is "LSD" Madrigal: But for my sake, and the sake of being backwards, I'd rather get Dial.
computersislove: im annoyed. AbnormalMembrane: Wrong suffix. AbnormalMembrane: You mean "-ing" AbnormalMembrane: Sorry. I'm kinda a grammar Nazi about these things.
<Kalthare> Dammit, I'm losing my stack pointer somewhere in fat_mount(). :( <Quazgaa> Kalthare: sounds like a bad date
<Syphon> I was walking up the path from the parking lot to my apartment, and there were two girls talking. One of them saw me carrying a Wendy's bag and said "That's not very healthy", and without even thinking I say "And you're not very attractive" and just kept walking <.<;
|Polly|: I'll rape you in the face Phantom: My mom saw that |Polly|: Good |Polly|: I was talking to her
SilverD: hmm, how can you tell if you're running a 32 bit or a 64 bit OS? Reilithion: Is your computer all new, fancy, and shiny? SilverD: no Reilithion: You're running 32 bit.
BlackFridayXRule: dude, find an asian party, i want to hook up with an asian chick ziggyzhang5: asian party, no such thing BlackFridayXRule: oh sorry, i meant lan party
<Slimano> You know the Paul McCartney song 'Mamunia'? <john|away> yea <Slimano> I think mamunia in arabic is 'Peace' <LLXerxes> No wonder I've never heard it before.
<Shoel> Look, the basic principle of IRC is this: Never ask anyone anything. Ever.
<Goat25> what is the volume of a pizza of radius z and thickness a ? <Goat25> answer: pi z z a
<actaviosan> i got ddosed today <actaviosan> didnt last very long <actaviosan> thought my first time would be better
<W-ll-am> well its nearly working <BoltBait> You are aware, code that ALMOST works looks NOTHING like the code that ACTUALLY works. <W-ll-am> dont tell me that, its due tomorrow
<Mantits> You're going to end up paying for her extended family to live until they're 132 <Mantits> because japs NEVER DIE <Mantits> except by suicide
<BlasterWisconsin> anyone know how many cups are in a quart ? <BlasterWisconsin> iam making carmel corn and need 2 qts of popcorn <CBG> depends on the size of the cup <CBG> I mean, a 36D would fill a quart much quicker...
<_God> i'm gonna just send in a quote that says: Hi bash mod. what's up dude? sure must suck to read so much shit, ey? oh well, i'm gonna go. peace <Proffa> or you could go to a public library and flood it with "WHY WONT YOU APPROVE ME" <Proffa> like, 300 of those <Proffa> :-) <_God> haha <_God> that's pointless spamming <_God> i want to just send in a little "hello, thanks for your efforts" message <Proffa> their efforts that always deny you? <_God> ....good point. <_God> Revised: Dear bash mod. Suck it.
<BiG_D> Every girl who has ever been attracted to me is a vegetarian! <BiG_D> Try to explain that! <WolfLord> you have no meat <WolfLord> hehe <BiG_D> hmmm <BiG_D> fuck <BiG_D> I did not see that coming <BiG_D> Last time I tell that story!
<Latly> Dude I just heard an amazing story <Latly> My friends g/f was getting bored of her everyday love life <Latly> Sex, kissing, sex, etc. <Latly> She decided to make it a bit more romantic <Latly> So she decides to burn a disk of sexual songs, and plays it during their "fun hour" <Latly> I came over that day, and just swiped the disk with another one <Witds> with wat <Latly> Lets just say, that they will be having a blast doing it to barneys singalongs
<Spazzo> What would you say if I just got back from getting laid from my g/f? <Grosz2> dude <Grosz2> You fucked a porn movie?
<@blaxthos> let me tell you what <rambo_> what is what? <@blaxthos> there were these two israeli bitches in my club tonight <@blaxthos> that were fucking insane hot <rambo_> jews are hot. <@blaxthos> these jews were exceptionally hot <rambo_> fresh from the oven hot?
<Anony-X> Whats the worst thing about rollerskating? <Anony-X> Telling your parents your gay.
<gmip> aaaahahahahaha <gmip> i just got banned from #america <gmip> trivia game <gmip> "what live cargo came over on the mayflower? ******* <gmip> so i said niggers <gmip> guess i was wrong?
<Mildain> does anyone else find that they run alot faster when carrying a knife? <Vidaeus> in Real Life? Yes.
<steven>: heh, im doing the rough draft on my analasys paper, but i have to truncate it when i email it through the school's web system, so im gonna do "anal-rough.doc" and send it to the teacher =D
<Brenton> see, you arent even willing to hear anything without pre-concieved ideas. <Kvant> Brenton, you have no preconceived ideas, i guess? <Brenton> no i dont. <Brenton> ive decided what i believe is the Truth
< myren> feel like i'm gonna fucking die < [mbm]> ? < Wonka> to die fucking would quite sure feel better... < [mbm]> wouldn't want to be the partner < [mbm]> I mean, do you finish?
<Jace> god this computer is running like a dog <h0ax> Jace unless it is a lame dog or missing several limbs, dogs usually run pretty fast <h0ax> I wouldnt want to race one <Jace> god this computer is running like an elepant <Jace> hope they run slow <h0ax> memory is working well then? <mole-inc> elephants are pretty fast <ReKTeK> they can run faster than humans :P <h0ax> why dont you say a turtle or something <h0ax> turtles are KNOWN for being slow <Jace> god this computer is running like a TURTLE FINE HA <h0ax> but then.. it did beat the hare.. <Jace> god this computer is running like a hare <h0ax> no, they're fast, usually. except against turtles. <mole-inc> god this computer is running like a crippled ant. <Jace> god this computer is running like a turtle unless competing against a hare in which case the computer is running like a hare <h0ax> you know you could just say it's running slow. <Jace> oh yeh <Jace> could do that... i guess...
[Maverick] just imagine if it was a 10 dollar fee to get into heaven [Maverick] and you died [Maverick] but left your wallet in your car [Maverick] so you couldn't pay the 10 dollar admin. fee [BallsDeep] i would mug the next guy
<Chuck> MorticiaN, I wanna say something to you. Im gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you dont, send it right back. i want to be on you <MortIciaN> ok so you want to be on me <MortIciaN> like piggy back ride? <Chuck> no i was thinking more along the lines of a rodeo bull
Maf54: You in your boxers, too? Underage_page: Nope, just got home. I had a college interview that went late. Maf54: Well, strip down and get relaxed. Maf54: What ya wearing? Underage_page: tshirt and shorts Maf54: Love to slip them off of you. Maf54: Do I make you a little horny? Underage_page: A little. Maf54: Cool.
<osseh> i have a twin pack of garlic bread in the freezer <osseh> on the packet it says "contains 18 servings" <osseh> 18 servings from 2 garlic breads?! what the fuck <osseh> does it come with a mini jesus inside
<billy_s> chinese cant be THAT hard to learn, only one characeter to learn - '?'
<Kraide> Wow, that line you used was repetitive and redundant. <Jer1400> That's was ironically ironical!
<kaiti> lmao, if you search for "porn" in Windows XP's Help and Support program, it recommends the article on how to use Internet Explorer
RandomLs: I find it strange that grown men are still obsessing over pokemon cards. xZeppelin Martyr: I'm guessing you never owned a Japanese holographic Charazard when you were little.
<Roxus> what's the longest a USB cable can run ? <zengolfer> Roxus: depends on how much it trains and conditions
<fox1023> Anyone know that analogy between baseball and how far you go with a girl? <missy13> Yea, where like 1st base is kissing etc? <fox1023> Yea thats the one. <fox1023> I was wondering. What do you call stealing home? <missy13> ... <missy13> Probably rape.
(Ike_Aran) Our health teacher told us that "1 out of 3 people who start smoking will eventually die." The other two apparently became immortal.
Bhuddist Pimp: I love how if you right click the type box in AIM, you can select Undo before you do anything L3ech3r: Undo nothing?!? L3ech3r: Would be rather odd if it undid the last thing you said L3ech3r: Thus erasing a bit of history L3ech3r: You would forget I ever said that L3ech3r: ..that would be awesome Bhuddist Pimp: what would be awesome? I clicked undo.
<Apollyon> I was at a store and some little kid comes in and says "Do you buy Pokemon cards?" <Apollyon> The owner looks at them, he responds "No, but I'll take them as trade. Would you like anything in particular?" <Apollyon> And the little kid goes "Money?"
<phenom> would you bang the queen <phenom> for $10000 <nacho> i dont have that kind of money