<Philly_B> <---------> <Philly_B> hmm... <Philly_B> the set of all real numbers (*michael) The set of all real numbers, now only $99.99! Order now and get a complimentary imaginary number commemorative plate free with your order.
<HowLeTT> if my back seat smells like pussy tomorrow, im going to be furious <HowLeTT> seriously
* *@michael decides that given two evils, x and y, where x= cherry jolly ranchers and y=apple jolly ranchers, y<x
<@AgentAce> and I'm gonna get a pair of those new female shoes <@AgentAce> because they got soul <@AgentAce> err sole
<PyroP> My sister has freinds over. They're banging the piano. <piman> PyroP, Uh... <aer> I see.. <PyroP> ^banging^banging on
(@sno) Emacs can mow down forests too. But it mows down forests with the passing of its fat, bloated ass.
(goosedaemon) someone define "talking out of [a] ass" (Leper_Mess) goose; you know.. get a donkey, and speak without moving your lips so it looks like the donkey's talking.
(Deathwing) I get to see a concert tomorrow, so there (Lanfear) what concert? (Deathwing) some guy who plays guitar for commercials (zed) Wow, some guy who plays guitar for commercials. (Deathwing) zed, he's one of the most famous guitarist in the world, actually (Deathwing) up there with Joe Satriani, among others (Lanfear) that's why you call him 'some guy'?
<Rain|BW> sbot jesus <Sbot> Jesus Saves! But Gretzky Rebounds, He Shoots, He Scores! <Rain|BW> tee-hee-hee <CrashCat> jesus saves souls and redeems them for valuable prizes at the ticket counter <gegi> Jesus saves, the rest of you take 5d20 damage.
<Joe_> What is the idea behind Black % White? <Kash> Joe, it's CAtz with better AI, and villagers <Joe_> So, a gigapet with a surrounding town? <Kash> yea <Kash> pretty damn fun <Joe_> They scrapped UO2 for pokemon.
<Madman> woohoo! <Madman> made it thru the 3rd level! <CrashCat> gratz <CrashCat> before you know it you'll be done and saying 'this game sux, it's too short' and taking it back to the store
<CrashCat> I could never place a personal ad. I would live on p0rn and irc before I got that far. oh wait
<Kash> Biee, my modem cost me 8 bucks <Bieeardo> Holy shit. That's... oy. <Kash> IT IS A CURCUIT BOARD AND A BELL <Kash> circuit <Kash> lol <Bieeardo> Oh, so it's a hard-coded version of EQ?
<Naivete> I wouldn't be surprised if xrg is down for good. <Soul|gone> it has been 24 hours. <Soul|gone> that is a pretty good indication that it went bye bye <Naivete> that would make me rather sad. <Naivete> not all that sad, mind you. <Naivete> but still pretty sad. <Damarr> Just sad enough to make you feel sad <Naivete> exactly
<JanetBabe> love is the answer <Weather> What was the question? <DulRiff> what is 6 times 9? <JanetBabe> how many angels can fuck on the head of a pin?
<slog> Is Susan Sarandon too old to be considered "dooable"? <Joe_> Yes. <Kiler> I'd still do her <Rain|Joker> She's borderline <slog> that's 1 yes, 1 no, 1 maybe <Pander> Desperation is the key factor. <Kranrev> I'd say yes, but it would be creepy <Lum_> Ben Franklin said of older women: "They know what they are doing, and they are eternally grateful". <Lum_> in case you don't know your history Franklin was pretty much a slutpuppy
<DocWebstr> Okay... a couple of things before I very literally go pass out.... <Mycroft> If it's about Soylent Green, we already know. :)
<Einer> Charging for porn is like caging a beautiful unicorn in a deep, dark dungeon.
<gegi> same reason people look down on you if you're into BDSM but prefer the man to be the dom <Naivete> people look down on that? <Naivete> why? <Nicademus> cause the girl is tied to the floor duh <Nicademus> kinda hard to look up at her
<Joe_> I got arrested by a school poice officer. <Joe_> Up until I was sitting in Juvi for a couple hours, I was being illegaly detained. <Joe_> Heh.. last time I try to ditch school to take a shit. <Joe_> From now on, I'm shitting in my locker. Let them find THAT the next time they do a random search. <Joe_> I can see it now. A stare down. Me, with my pants down. The cop, nose covered, gun drawn.
<Staberinde> What I'm wondering is why the ACLU isn't bringing lawsuits against these schools that suspend kids for drawings or writings. I mean if that's not depriving someone of their freedom of speech I don't know what is. <Joe_> Because the Supreme Court ruled that the constitution doesn't extend to schools. <Staberinde> That means my old high school can secede from the union then, right? <Joe_> It could work..
<Joe_> The word "gun" has been replaced with "Poppinfresh Poke" in all of the history books. Didn't they cover that on the news? <Joe_> Lemme get my book <Joe_> The M-1A, the standar issue Poppinfresh Poke up until the Korean Thumbwrestle. <Joe_> Then, at the advent of the Vietman Squardance, the new standard issue Poppinfresh Poke was a modified version of the old, named the M16a, or as the soldiers called it: "Hoo hoo!"
<anarch> i should put some pants on and go check my mail <Burimpu> or you could do it without pants
<Naivete> the Christian Culture Club scheduled Jesus Day <Naivete> and the Gay Culture Club scheduled Gay Day on the same day *** Naivete was kicked by Kash (...) <Naivete> and harassed the christians.
<Ein|sk00l> Goddammit. <Ein|sk00l> Is it too much to ask for ONE hot shower a week? <Staberinde> Yes <Staberinde> But then I live in California <Staberinde> Where its too much to ask for electricity at least once a week
<skatoni> will some one please help <shev> ya? <skatoni> there is a guy hacking into my computer <shev> unplug your modem <skatoni> how? <shev> see those wires behind your computer? <shev> rip'em all out *** skatoni has quit IRC (Read error to skatoni [ppp012.rosenet.net]: Connection reset by peer)
<Staberinde> The worst of the bunch was this * Staberinde points at his crotch <Staberinde> "Ya know this thing isn't going to blow itself!" <CrashCat> it will if you wire it with explosives <Staberinde> Well yes, but that's only when the zombies are near
<Lazarus> Anyone care to guess my sign? <DocWebstr> "Keep Off"? <Lazarus> Wrong Way. <Beki> this end up? :) <K`shandra> "Thank You - Come Again." ;-)
<Dracleath> You know, its disturbing how much the frosting for dominos cinnamon sticks looks like semen
<anarch> do you get to beat your pets like in dungeon keeper? <Twinkcide> You can beat them and throw things at them! <anarch> sweet * Twinkcide throws anarch into the side of a mountain
<Necron> man, can't even start an op war in here anymore. <Necron> :( *** Necron was kicked by Conskill (Conskill) <Conskill> Op war won.
<LizziBayb> hey, narcissism ain't a bad thing. sometimes it's the only unconditional love you can get
<Maugan> How did Mako get the 8 year old boy to cry twice? <Mako> Maugan: I forget, how? <Maugan> He wiped his bloody dick on its teddy bear <Kash> He wiped the blood on <Kash> fucker
<DocWebstr> *cough*BULLSHIT*cough* <Lazarus> Doc, you really gotta quit inhaling all that bullshit; it's not good for you.
<casss> divX runs slightly jittery on comp <casss> is that cause of vid card? <JtHMx> it's cuz you're gy <sirg> but how does the codec know that? <JtHMx> it's magic <sirg> very cool! * sirg is way impressed
<Kash> I'd donate sperm to the helpless supermodels <Kash> THEY ARE STRAVING YOU KNOW <Kash> ..STARVING <Maugan> SPERM....Its whats for dinner
<Paine> "What body parts would you be willing to give away to play AO normally?" <Paine> I mean, are you really using that little toe for anything important? <Rattran> Depends on how many are in the freezer, doesn't it? <Burimpu> I'd give my left vaginal wall to play AO properly!
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> HATE <Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> PAIN <Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> LOATHING <Somebob> Can I have some? <Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> no. this is my own personal stock.
<Adar> "If you handle an envelope and some white powder spills out, you should _____________?" <Boog|Happy> "Sniff it?"
<Conskill> That kinda gun brings out the raving gun loving American in us all. <The_Tick> Over and under shotgun. Three throwing knives. The ability to hide. <Rain> yeah, seriously. <Rain> The_tick - Huh? <The_Tick> That's all you need. <The_Tick> And it's cheeeep. <Twinkcide> Rain: The bullets are embedded in cakes of propellant instead of casings. It was designed to overcome the problem of recoil pushing the barrel off target while firing in bursts <Twinkcide> Has an insane ROF while in 3-round burst mode, and no recoil until the third round has left the barrel <Pander> Tick: That won't kill a velociraptor. <The_Tick> On the other hand, I'd sleep with that thing if I had one. <Pander> I base all gun purchases on "Will this kill a velociraptor?"
<rb> eminem vs a terrorist organization <rb> weird <JtHM> heh <JtHM> Eminem_Vs_Al_Qaeda-BattleRap_12"-2002-RNS <rb> hahahaha
<ori0n> why did you name yourself after a video file? <zorack> hehe <avi-> because i'm long hardcore and take forever to download
<skychic> how do you exit channels? <anarch> use /quit *** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) <anarch> heheh *** skychic has joined #lummies <CrashCat> hmm, you must have missed a parameter <CrashCat> try /quit #lummies <skychic> cheers! *** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: #lummies)
<Ac3d> think i should archive my pr0n acording to type (movie,picture,interactive,etc...), alphabetical (a-f,g-m,etc..), size, or genre?
<Ac3d> ima redneck now...Chevy sent a magazine to my house under the name Bob Jones
Topic is 'God made drunks so ugly people could get laid.' Set by Ac3d <Ac3d> man..i think im getting drunk