* vampyr giggles in a sinister manner <vampyr> hmm..that didn't come out right * vampyr chortles in a sinister manner
<vampyr> i didn't lose it in the sense of i can't find it <vampyr> i lost it networkically
<RunMe> I saw people fucking in the NRV parking lot once back in high school <RunMe> it was pretty fucking disgusting <glasnost> thats an appropriate type of disgusting.
<kate> you MALE. always wanting to talk about football instead of my menstrual cycle.
<glasnost> kkf: we should get married, so you can be kkk. <kkf> hmm... wow, another reason not to marry you :) <glasnost> ouch, that backfired
<SlapAyoda:#916> felix, do these girls names end in jpg or gif? <felix:#916> slap: names are insignificant
<zhixel:#916> <matrix> woah. I know perl. </matrix> <junk:#916> you forgot the trailing dude
<ZXPKNOBB> I invented this incredible cough drop medicine! The side effects include mild coughing.
<friction> hey hey. <Turbovec> yo yo yo flapjack <friction> i... don't know what that means. <Turbovec> its raper talk, you're not supposed to understand dawg ;-) <FlipTopBox> Turbovec: i believe you either mean "rapper" or "rapist". considering the context, i'm supposing the first.
<null> glasnost: what version of the internet did you install? / <glasnost> null: 5.0
<glasnost> i just talked to some girls on this hall. <glasnost> they're like, female and stuff.
<skynxnex> let's call it "Glasnosat's and Skynxnex's Rockingly good Web Broswer with a Cool name" <skynxnex> or Gasrgwbwacn for short.
<Dominitus> I meant what i said, you need a diagram giving you the proper strategy <Mr_Fish> ON HOW TO MASTURBATE/ <Mr_Fish> ... <[SA]mr_box> yes <[SA]mr_box> lol <Mr_Fish> i've already looked for instructions on the net.
<eric> ...whered #goatsex go? <PyroP> hell. <eric> mommy, where do cheerleaders come from? <PyroP> hell. <eric> ...whats lleh backwards? <LdySaphyre> cheerleader.
<rayena> Oh great.. I'm covered with salad again <michael> Lesbian salad wrestling, on the next Jerry Springer
<CapnKev> Nothing's illegal when you're dead. <Satrina> "dead girls don't say no"
<Ibrahim> mike should work for tech support <Ibrahim> not any company in particular, just tech support in genreal <michael> Ibrahim, That seems like a good idea in theory. But take into account my acute lack of patience. <Ibrahim> that's the point. <Ibrahim> we record all calls, video tape you, and sell it as comedy things. <michael> Mmmm...no. <Ibrahim> you'd make plenty of money. <michael> Mmmm...no. <Ibrahim> Free Donuts. <michael> Mmmm...no. <Ibrahim> how about your choice of 20 nude women at your beck and call carrying large tropical drinks. <Ibrahim> actually, we could make more money with said 20 women and the video. <michael> How about we combine all of them? <Ibrahim> a comedy about 20 nude women with donuts and large tropical drinks? <LdySaphyre> I want the video of Ib trying to talk twenty women into being michael's nude servants. <michael> Ibrahim, No. A comedy about 20 nude women seducing me and offering me large tropical drinks while I try to perform my duties as a tech support person :P <Ibrahim> now THERE is a video!
<psichan> nipple rings remind me of giant castle doors <psichan> whenever I see someone showing off nipple rings, I want to reach out and yank on them, screaming "SANCTUARY!"
<piman> DAMMIT NETSCAPE! <piman> DO NOT FREEZE WHEN MY MOTHER WALKS IN AND I AM LOOKING AT PORN!
<MenTaLguY> You know, the trouble with cocaine is that the "...but I didn't inhale" excuse doesn't work
<zed> I LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER I LIKE TOAST AND JAM SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING AND THATS WHY I LIKE CRACK <zed> IIIII LOVE CRACK <zed> FROM MY HEAD DOWN TO MY BACK <zed> ALMOST AS MUCH AS IIIIIII LOVE EGGS <zed> FROM MY HEAD DOWN TO MY LEGS <zed> BUT I DONT REALLY LOVE EGGS <zed> WELL, I LOVE THEM, BUT IN THE WAY A MAN WOULD LOVE A FINE CUBAN CIGAR <Nelson> zed; wtf song is that? <zed> Nelson, IT'S EGG PROPAGANDA MUSIC
<piman> Lindz: Does Ricky Martin scare you too? <piman> Based on the way he dances, I think he's Steve Ballmer's long lost twin...
<piman> RVD: Whereas the amount of people watching wrestling grows, oddly enough, at the same rate as the people who are 3rd generation welfare recipients.
<Satrina> and no, that's my friend Marissa The Nympho Elf :P <Satrina> we put the Ho in Nympho
<Uriel> crackhead is driving at 60 MPH and talking to the seats. A stoner is driving at 6 MPH and munching on the seats <piman> How fast will they be going in 2 hours when they hit? <pvx> 0 mph. Dammed elephant crossings..
<aer> I don't like pamela anderson type breasts <xf> Their remote controls are annoying and not well documented.
<pvx> alright, ive come up with a good description.. it looks like snot that was soaked in cum, rolled around in encheladas, and put in a freezer for an hour.
<pvx> why do these psycho's always msg my bot? <xf> Because that is what psychos do. <MenTaLguY> more to the point, why do a majority of them seem to be from Brazil? <xf> Because that is where psychos live.
<CapnKev> btw, chicks really dig a man with a palmpilot. <goosedaemon> really? <piman> Yeah. Do they politely excuse themselves rather than blatently run away?
<AaronSw> To prevent this day from getting worse, I'll just read ERROR as GOOD THING
<Toen> OH NO! A steamroller comes barreling down on brentai! He must roll 1d20! Less than 6 escapes death! <Toen> unless he wants to use up his luck charm and make it a 1d10! <Brentai> I use my raping skill to rape the steamroller. <Toen> your rape is ineffective against the cold, solid steel! <Brentai> Well, crud. <Brentai> 1d10 <Dildice> Brentai: 9 <Brentai> Er, 1d20. <Brentai> 1d20 <Dildice> Brentai: 14 <Brentai> Crap, and crap. <Toen> squish <Brentai> Well, I went out trying to rape a steamroller. It's a man's death.
<sbp> oh, I just remembered something <Morbus> no, i already dropped your underwear in the mail.
<NalezWork> aaw fuck <NalezWork> I just did a rm -rf blah * instead of a rm -rf blah &
<fagg0t> I need no ignore list...I'm quite capable of ignoring people with my BRAIN
<RazorX> tired of hearing my 200 pound upstairs neighbor walk <chemdog> hey, I'm 200 lbs! <RazorX> so is she <chemdog> doh! <FS_Falcon_GA> Raxoz you haven't tried to hit it yet? <RazorX> no ive heard it getting hit.... i think it hits back <FS_Falcon_GA> Man we didn't get you drunk enough yet. I'll have to work on that <RazorX> not enough beer in the world my man
<sal> how to best explain the need for distributed systems to management? redundancy? <Morbus> bodies. <Morbus> think about it: if you bury a single body in one place, when the police find it, you're screwed. <Morbus> but cut a body up and bury it all over the place, and you're maximizing your potential. <sal> yeah im sure that'll hit close enough to home
<_Tenchi_> jwzrd-: are you a pole smoker too ? <jwzrd-> _Tenchi_: why, you want your pole smoked ?
[Topic ] Synoptica changes topic to '[ madwoota != sober ]' [madwoota ] since i have only to quote 2 lines from a .log file to change all your opinions, wonder hwat i couljd get insteae
<rick_rizzy> dude how's this for a horror story <rick_rizzy> i just ate a hershey's kiss <rick_rizzy> but sort of half choked on it <rick_rizzy> some of it got caught in my throat <rick_rizzy> so i was all snorting and trying to cough it up <rick_rizzy> and now it's all up in my upper throat and nasal passage <rick_rizzy> I'M IN HELL