<piman> Lindz: Does Ricky Martin scare you too? <piman> Based on the way he dances, I think he's Steve Ballmer's long lost twin...
<piman> RVD: Whereas the amount of people watching wrestling grows, oddly enough, at the same rate as the people who are 3rd generation welfare recipients.
<Satrina> and no, that's my friend Marissa The Nympho Elf :P <Satrina> we put the Ho in Nympho
<Uriel> crackhead is driving at 60 MPH and talking to the seats. A stoner is driving at 6 MPH and munching on the seats <piman> How fast will they be going in 2 hours when they hit? <pvx> 0 mph. Dammed elephant crossings..
<aer> I don't like pamela anderson type breasts <xf> Their remote controls are annoying and not well documented.
<pvx> alright, ive come up with a good description.. it looks like snot that was soaked in cum, rolled around in encheladas, and put in a freezer for an hour.
<pvx> why do these psycho's always msg my bot? <xf> Because that is what psychos do. <MenTaLguY> more to the point, why do a majority of them seem to be from Brazil? <xf> Because that is where psychos live.
<CapnKev> btw, chicks really dig a man with a palmpilot. <goosedaemon> really? <piman> Yeah. Do they politely excuse themselves rather than blatently run away?
<AaronSw> To prevent this day from getting worse, I'll just read ERROR as GOOD THING
<Toen> OH NO! A steamroller comes barreling down on brentai! He must roll 1d20! Less than 6 escapes death! <Toen> unless he wants to use up his luck charm and make it a 1d10! <Brentai> I use my raping skill to rape the steamroller. <Toen> your rape is ineffective against the cold, solid steel! <Brentai> Well, crud. <Brentai> 1d10 <Dildice> Brentai: 9 <Brentai> Er, 1d20. <Brentai> 1d20 <Dildice> Brentai: 14 <Brentai> Crap, and crap. <Toen> squish <Brentai> Well, I went out trying to rape a steamroller. It's a man's death.
<sbp> oh, I just remembered something <Morbus> no, i already dropped your underwear in the mail.
<NalezWork> aaw fuck <NalezWork> I just did a rm -rf blah * instead of a rm -rf blah &
<fagg0t> I need no ignore list...I'm quite capable of ignoring people with my BRAIN
<RazorX> tired of hearing my 200 pound upstairs neighbor walk <chemdog> hey, I'm 200 lbs! <RazorX> so is she <chemdog> doh! <FS_Falcon_GA> Raxoz you haven't tried to hit it yet? <RazorX> no ive heard it getting hit.... i think it hits back <FS_Falcon_GA> Man we didn't get you drunk enough yet. I'll have to work on that <RazorX> not enough beer in the world my man
<sal> how to best explain the need for distributed systems to management? redundancy? <Morbus> bodies. <Morbus> think about it: if you bury a single body in one place, when the police find it, you're screwed. <Morbus> but cut a body up and bury it all over the place, and you're maximizing your potential. <sal> yeah im sure that'll hit close enough to home
<_Tenchi_> jwzrd-: are you a pole smoker too ? <jwzrd-> _Tenchi_: why, you want your pole smoked ?
[Topic ] Synoptica changes topic to '[ madwoota != sober ]' [madwoota ] since i have only to quote 2 lines from a .log file to change all your opinions, wonder hwat i couljd get insteae
<rick_rizzy> dude how's this for a horror story <rick_rizzy> i just ate a hershey's kiss <rick_rizzy> but sort of half choked on it <rick_rizzy> some of it got caught in my throat <rick_rizzy> so i was all snorting and trying to cough it up <rick_rizzy> and now it's all up in my upper throat and nasal passage <rick_rizzy> I'M IN HELL
<Bad-Co> Next time your having a bad day, think of this... Your a siamese twin, your brother is gay and your not. But you only got one arsehole.
<Spectra> hrm. Optus are going to start charging me >= $10 more per month, because "we listened to feedback from our customers". <Spectra> I'm fascinated which customers said "we want to pay more for your service".
<Guest11734> Hello! I can redirect all your bot op request, even BETWEEN networks. Just type /msg Guest11734 op [botnick] [channel] [password], and I'll fix it for you!
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Nova_Zion *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Nova_Zion TwistedSlinky: See. Channy *really* likes you. But watch out. Now that's he's opped you twice, he's gonna expect you to put out.
Abyss: i deeply resent the use of the term 'purity' in any context with 'The Brothers Drunk.' :) Phil: Oh I dunno. The purity of the alcohol is an important concept... Dex: Yup, anything filtered through that many kidneys is going to have to be pure.
Brucha: I've heard a Kirk/Spock/Scotty slash done similarily. It haunts my nightmares, I don't need a wrestling equivalent added. :) "The Vulcan emotion is strong and powerful...I, I can't contain it all..." "You get that thing away from him!" Jim Smith: So, Kirk and Spock had an orgy and didn't invite Bones? I mean, who's gonna give you more gay sex satisfaction? A Scotsman? Or a guy named "Bones"? Brucha: Something like that... Scotty stumbles upon them, tries to break it up, and then falls to the passion... Jim Smith: He's such a slut... TangleToy: *wipes off screen* I swear. Why I bother trying to drink anything while in here is beyond me.
* BrooKiki is NOT a bad person. BrooKiki: I'm not even a mean person. In fact, if people like that were drowned at birth like they SHOULD be, I'd be Miss Freaking Congeniality, dammit!
* Brooke just adores the way you people try to worm out of stuff. <G> "Could you explain it to Brooke?" "I'd love to, but I'm right in the middle of chewing my hand off."
Brooke: If I don't get a manicure, I'm going to stick my hands in the garbage disposal. Lynxie: YOU CANNOT WRITE WITH NO HANDS! I DON'T WANT TO WAIT 'TIL YOU LEARN TO TYPE WITH YOUR NOSE!!!!
* araignee doesn't care for DiCaprio. He's not to her taste. Rapunzel452: He used to be able to act. Then he decided he didn't need to anymore. I have little respect for an actor who lets himself get upstaged by a ship. hetros: I believe his enormous head, while an religious object in New Guinea, scares some folk.
* AlecWire fires a crossbow dart through the arrow, landing it in Foe's crotch. Foenix: HA! Joke's on you! I had no plans to use that for years!
* Alan wasn't aware Rap was an action figure. Rapunzel452: Oh, yeah. Everyone wants a small plastic me adorning their shelf. AlecWire: Or a large plastic blow-up you...
Abyss: Matt -- you ain't got nothing i can't subpoena, army-boy. Matt Nute: From what we hear, it's a rather small subpoena.
*** Sparks has quit IRC (Quit: You have never really, truly known the joys of riding on a public bus until you look around and realize that the people sitting next to you are the same ones who converse with cheese on a regular basis...) Seraph: Nothing wrong with talking to cheese. :)
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* t watches win2k grind to a halt <greg> Give it some credit. It slows down quickly.
<greg> You know what's wrong with this channel, Nathan buys laptops and scotch, and you people ask him what kind of laptops.
<cmw> ok how about this one <cmw> Dear Natalie, <cmw> How's it going studying at Harvard? I bet it's hard. I am sorry my sweet but sometimes life is hard. I love you. You are so beautiful and smart my darling. God made you so perfect. Will you marry me? We could be so happy together, forever. We have so much in common, you are in Star Wars and I like Star Wars. Can't you see we were made for each other. <cmw> Yours Always, <cmw> Cody Crenshaw <ShadowFang11> yea, thats good
<Iggz> i had a touching experience on the subway today <Iggz> i sat beside a priest <spoon> kinky <Iggz> ......
<Logan> What kind of router takes 30 minutes to "cycle." <glasnost> i think we all know the answer to that <Logan> I don't think they're using an NT box for routing.
<q[torg]> joel is a cox high speed member. <bliant> so he gets high speed cox? <japov> nah it's my uncles high speed cox
<angst> i want a relationship with more depth. <angst> and no, i don't mean a deeper asshole. <angst> i mean someone who can deep-throat.
<angst> someone off campus was looking at my penis. <angst> i think i spend too much time analyzing people's actions in my webserver's logs
* Logan learns how to say no to requests of programming assistance. <loop> uh oh <loop> that sounds bad for everybody like me
<tweet> does n e one else's gf ever told them they wanna fuck you with a strapon? <Nekorin> Good news, Tweet, you have a girlfriend. <Nekorin> Bad news, she's thinks you're gay.
<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. <@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"
(user1) whio' (user1) is awke?!?2 (user1) aggha (user1) aned to think i oepratd a motr vejcal
<Funicide> oh oui oui merci oui oh oui merci <Funicide> awwwww oui <Unill> french? <Funicide> thats the sound of 2 gay dude humping in paris