<justin> i had a guy claim sending ctcp fuckyou's was a DOS attack and try to get my account deleted <justin> 'cain' on efnet.. fuckwit <cafuego> '*!*@*' on efnet.. fuckwit
<drdink> what are c31487-a and cc31487-a? <drwiii> they are numbers, accompanied by letters and dashes.
<YyzKnicks> what is anal sex anyway, when you think about it too much and get neurotic? Ohh, you mean butt sex
<fuckin`eh> If you think your cool CLICK HERE! <JtHM> fuckin`eh: nothing happened when I clicked :(
<drdink> WaL-_-MarT: I used to know how to do an overhead page in your store <WaL-_-MarT> cool, drdink.. <drdink> actually what you do <drdink> is you take walmart's employee phone off the pole <drdink> and go get a portable phone from the electronics department <drdink> and plug it in to the pole <drdink> and you can walk around the store <drdink> and they can't catch you <drdink> just don't leave, or its stealing
<shawn> refurbished is when something is defective and the manufacturer finds it to be a simple repair and then resells them to cheap bastards like myself
<Kelly> i know a guy who was so facinated w/ tits he take two condoms, fills them w/ water, ties them together, slings them over his shoulders and wears them in a bra <crazym> Kelly: you need to get out less. <Kelly> heh!
<astyanax> /topic Yes, slashdot is down, please remain seated and oxygen masks will drop frmo the overhead compartment
<drdink> hey <drdink> who's good at graphics and logos and crap? <xanatos> drdink; I'm pretty good at crap (I make my own)
<nwa_> someone sniff me and send me a copy of all the info you collect, i am most interested <beeMind> nwa_: I've been sniffing you and I have some info. You smell funny.
<LordSuggs> and i got a new 19" monitor at work <DeLorean> I can just imagine THAT interview; "...and how big was the monitor at your last job?" <LordSuggs> heh <LordSuggs> well my monitor isnt the only thing about me thats massive ;) <DeLorean> heh <DeLorean> ego
<DeLorean> fuckin' idiot. <DeLorean> My boss has me checking his AOL mail ever 30 fuckin' seconds. <DeLorean> I hate when he's in the office. <DeLorean> He's never here. <DeLorean> He's here maybe one day a month. <`Sean> DeL: Hey, those life and death decisions are made on AOL!
<^o-o^> the development version of Xemacs has a warning file in it <^o-o^> "People with epilepsy, persons with a history of heart problems and users of Viagra should not use this version of Xemacs" <drwiii> i bet bob dole is sitting home pissed because he can't use that version of Xemacs
<^o-o^> somebody told me once never to use the words "I", "myself" or "me" in a resume <^o-o^> anybody here follow this rule ? <DeLorean> No. <DeLorean> It sounds wishy-washy. <cafuego> I myself have never applied that rule to me.
<DaScott> I want to be in the @home commercials, when they interview the dorks that use it "I can sure download a ton of porn!"
<Dr-Arcane> so the profile is black trenchcoa wearing doom players who listen to industrial and make explosives.. Well.. looks like we should just start arresting CS students randomly
<FindUrFire> how old are you rad,alone? <SUPER--RAD> i'm 22 years old alone & with others i'm still 22
<RadiX> I had a thought <Isando> Wow it must have come as a surprise to you. <RadiX> at first I thought it was a headache.. I wasn't sure what it was.
<didas> ok when anyone sees nirvanas_owner i need them to tel me to mail me <AnnoyN_Princess> u want him to tell u to mail urself?
<Romhog> anyone know what an (edict 75) repeating error is in 3wctf? <Superf0Rk> Romhog- yes <Superf0Rk> Romhog- but i'm not telling you <Superf0Rk> Romhog- until you comment on my nipples <Romhog> they look like little stereo knobs ;o
<Hickboy> i gotta piddle <Hickboy> doh did i say that out loud <wolvie> yes, now run to the little boy's room before anybody notices
<dbaker> pine4 came out recently, by the way. <dbaker> A customer called me a "fucking unix admin nazi" for not having pine4 installed the day it came out... :)
<Elementl1> In all seriousness, I am currently looking for some warez at the moment. <Elementl1> I would like a Vigilante 8 ROM for the Nintendo 64. <Mulet> I'm usually not here this early. do we have an AOL hour?
<Domino> what are you doing? <Elenkis> eating and drinking and being merry <Elenkis> well, eating and dirnking anyway <Elenkis> dirnking <Elenkis> ... <Elenkis> drinking <Elenkis> and typing too fast
<Superf0Rk> you're cute.. i'd do you :D <Superf0Rk> i'd do my bed if it had a hole in it too but anyways..
<Kilroy`> I had this blind date, her name was :. .:. : ... .:: - <Kilroy`> well, all I saw was the top of her head <Kilroy`> I wonder if I'll recognize her if I meet her again <Kilroy`> ..... <dh> Kilroy`: I guess you'll just have to make every chick you meat give you head <dh> err meet <dh> but then, meat works too
<Belhade> my gf wanted to use Saran Wrap one night when we didn't have anything else <Belhade> I was like, uhm, no, it's a dick, not a turkey sandwich <Dipstick`> it's beef... but not that kind of beef <Belhade> caucasian...the other white meat
* compupc1 really wants a new version of something <compupc1> anything...i just feel like upgrading <PetrDoubt> /dcc send compupc1 trojan4b38.tgz
<CyberPunkWanabe> I broke my new stereo that I got after christmas cause I broke the one I got for christmas.. <CyberPunkWanabe> I shouldnt be allowed within 10 ft of electronics
<ding0> ahahahahaahahahahah i was just taking a huge piss and my mom says from behind me "wow jack! your getting big", i was like, OH MY GOD wtf, and then i finished and turned around and she was looking at the size on my shoes, whew!!
<josh> I was on this conf one time and they were doing 3way calling to prank call grocery stores, and this chick would ask if they had keilbasa, then ask if it would be good for 'experimenting" with <josh> this one guy was like "yeah, it'd work good for that"
<josh> usually when guys shoow me their penises I try and fondle them <penney> whoa josh <penney> are you gay? <josh> no, I'm just friendly
<Trog> I pity the english * Yarn smacks trog <Trog> they go to all the trouble inventing all these sports.. and then they turn out to SUCK ASS at them
<dav^> uncola: man im in big fuckin trouble <dav^> uncola: help <uncola> dav^: what did you do? <dav^> i haxed my schools web page and i accidentally used my friends login/pass <dav^> and they fucking looked at the log, bastards <uncola> haha
<pms> If you spot a minority in your gated community who is not holding a leafblower or other lawn-care device, call your local police immediately.
<pms> Three Baby Boomers are still missing following Friday's collapse of a massive Jenga tower in this Atlanta suburb.
<mynx> hahaha i had a construction worker holler at me today <Wurzle> he said "YOU FUCKING HOMO GET AWAY FROM MY BUIDING SITE!"
<k8_fan> I have this nightmare that I die suddenly...and everyone I know starts looking through my browser cache. * Hogie-One has that same dream!
<Goldenstimme1> 46 M lonely, self-employed, employed myself earlier this evening
<PUTZINGoff> Does a kid wake up one day and say Mommy/Daddy I want to grow up to be a PROCTOLOGIST!!!!!
<Snoopen_Man> who wants to be nuked? <jeffx> me! <dedsmurf> i have already been nuked, my microwave is one of the first models made, it's leaking i think
<WinTek> whats a good efnet server? <Julie2> thats an oxymoron <ToidyMan> WinTek, good and efnet don't belong in the same sentence <F`Nar> they don't belong on the same internet