<wmf> AaronSw: what did I tell you about Stallman? <AaronSw> not to have sex with him?
<blazemore> DJing with vinyl is like people still making soap from their own pig fat
<luna> okay okay, so it *probably* isn't going to snow, but i can <luna> imagine it! <roland> well, if we're imagining, i can imagine buxom women will fall <roland> from the sky like sexy hailstones.
<dj_ak> i just popped a zit on my shoulder <dj_ak> and it hit me in the eye <dj_ak> then i licked my eye <splifs> women must love you
<funknut> I like my women like I like my coffee. <Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro?
<axel026> i need help please <^cell^> do you have an appointment? <axel026> im french <^cell^> i see... thats a terrible disorder
<HevyD> yea, one time I got caught masturbating and I yelled at my dad telling him to go get help cause I had him caught and I needed backup, boy that was akward
<[werk]chin> (Bobo) "With the sam's deal on a 100 gb drive, im able to download and store the porn of 10 regular men"
<MC_GREG> your hapkido will not save you when i am wiping your asshole with your tongue
<chin|werk> msimn can kiss my fucking bloody ass <chin|werk> outlook express is a little fucking drama queen <chin|werk> "OOoOHHHH, YOU UPGRADED TO IE 6" <chin|werk> "WELL IM NOT GONNA WORK ANYMORE"
<^erica^> god, why dont you apear infront of me when i pray? <GodFu> because i like to watch
<^cell^> one of these days, ill get my friends and family members and stuff to jump into the back of my truck, and all 277 of us will run over a bunch of french people
<O_6> my helpful nature gets me into many a snag <MadMan37> so does your weakness for pic-a-nic baskets
<paper_bag> i have looked for so long for a channel that has x-dccs with white poeple music
<gh5046> beep boop beep boop beep beep boop <skrike> thats right r2 we're going to cloud city
<zhixel> I'd really like to meet a sane woman who doesn't have to constantly rely on me for emotional support <far_call> and I'd really like to be able to drive my car to jupiter
<signine> "PIPE YOUR OUTPUT THROUGH THAT, BITCH!" <far_call> "you can stick that in your pipe and awk it"
<redhook> <--- 22 <redhook> and I got a 7 year old on my nuts, how pathetic <redhook> s/7/17/ <redhook> that looked bad
<shev> Efnet needs to get mIRC to include an air raid siren wav file, and play it when there's a server hack
<Cheetah> heh, someone else who was on my box didn't like my lack of bitchx ... <sig11> heh? <Cheetah> bitchx <Cheetah> BitchX <Cheetah> for fucks.. <Cheetah> (from .bash_history) <Cheetah> who actually types things like for fucks.. into their shell?
<PI^2> my first puter was c-64 <PI^2> I had many nasty games on c-64 :D <PI^2> like 'fast masturbation' and such :) <PI^2> that game was soo weird :D <PI^2> though it had good graphics for a c-64 game :)
<TwoEight> heh, i dont even know how to hack a system <TwoEight> i am always amazed when i hear such stories <TheBigZ> hell, half the time I can't get into my own damn box, much less someone elses
<BadlandZ> So, what's new, where are the bots? <Sprout> they are eating lunch <BadlandZ> heh.. together? <Sprout> do you ever see bots eating with people?
<sp00t> the only trouble with watching dune is every time I see that guy I expect him to pull out a palm pilot like thing saying "Ziggy says theres a 45.2 percent chance that you're here to save the whales"
<Jason> What's NRE? <Scott> NRE - New Relationship Energy! <Scott> It's just like cocaine, only more expensive.
<wasabi> I wish catheters were comfortable and socially acceptible <wasabi> and that I had a minifridge under my desk
<cygnus> i need to go grocery shopping <avi-> nice <cygnus> i don't have shit for food <avi-> that's a good thing, i've seen those shit eating videos and it doesn't look tasty
<cygnus> speech recognition is only for people who don't jerk off enough to build up wrist strength and then get fucked up from using their keyboards
<James> well i was walking down the street the other day <James> not paying attention to the 40 foot beast of a dong in my pants <James> when it slipped out and was laying across a 6 lane highway <James> thank god it was late out <James> i pulled it back in right as a car drove by <garorm> thank god, the car would have been totaled
<st0w> I was just a tad intoxicated, man <botnation> you got a got shot at me with the ole dildo in the mouth trick <botnation> thank god she washes that shit
<NyseriA> i just read a book i got for xmas <NyseriA> its about a sea harrier pilot shot down in bosnia <NyseriA> he is collected by a troops of SAS FACs <NyseriA> and, let me recall, when they have to pull out he says... <NyseriA> He smacks his SA80 down on the tabke <NyseriA> and shouts <Sureshot^> 'who fucking TKed me last round?'
<octalpuss> that's right... i'm on my way back to being beautiful <octalpuss> fuck brains =o) <octalpuss> oh, and drinking adequate water really kicks ass <octalpuss> the extra skin on my tummy that i thought i was going to need a tummy tuck for is now 85% gone <el_kab0ng> turn around, I think I found it
<CitizenC> <k-statik> I love the smell of scat in the morning! <-- Shouldn't that be "taste"?
<yabba> I fucked a homeless man today <xsneakerx> was he cute? <yabba> no.. but he had no shoes... and his feet were clean. <yabba> I think he may have been jesus.
<malp> this channel would be an argument for forced sterilization if there ever was a chance of any of you getting laid <RunMe> malp: you keep talking as if you're NOT ON this channel
<glasnost> i remember how DOS had no command for recursive removes <glasnost> until they added deltree <Logan> glasnost: deltree <glasnost> thanks logan.
*** Quits: Jenn|fer (If you are reading this, you wasted 3 seconds of your life.) <GE> actually, it only took me about 1.5 seconds to read <File13> if i only wasted 3 seconds of my life, i'd be happy. but according to the timer on mIRC, i have 2074 hours on this install so far.