<`Brianne> stop it...youre making me feel all warm inside... <`Brianne> oops wrong channel
* bago wants cex; <BreeBaby> hehe...you havent had it in so long you forgot how to spell it
<aXo> What an amazing weekend I had! I ate thirteen TV dinners, jacked off sixteen times and consumed one alcoholic beverage all without moving from this chair. I'm about to watch Godfather Part 3, then eat a bag of Doritos and pass out in a pool of my own saliva.
<AffenJunge> I don't want to dominate women.. I just wish they'd be more eager to dominate me
[giR`] WTF am i supposed to do with all of these TV's!!!! [zimm] ever heard of surround vision? [zimm] daisy chain them or something
[btab] she's got style she's got grace, takes a cumshot to the face, she's a lady
<SaetheR:#916> why are stupid people my managers? <phear:#916> because they make horrible employees
<felix:#916> slap: FUCKING BROKEN ASS STONEAGE BUGGY WORTHLESS 3COMs. <barkode:#916> felix: you left out "stackable"
<skrike:#916> Ill prolly just go into work next week and kill everyone <pozer:#916> skrike: I do that all the time. <pozer:#916> We're hiring, by the way!
<zhixel:#sgi> I'm not really one for long hair and women who aren't sleeping with me, honestly. <HomeySan:#sgi> but she's hog-tied on a VAX and holding a Grant Continuity card in her teeth
<kadafi:#916> ----------------------------- <kadafi:#916> Welcome to ftp.idsoftware.com <kadafi:#916> ----------------------------- <kadafi:#916> Connection from 12.246.148.57 logged <kadafi:#916> You are user 201 of 200 available connections. <kadafi:#916> IM USER 201 BEYOTCH
<barkode> if redhat is ever running on a space shuttle, you can sleep well knowing it's probably running imap2, and we can all go IRC from it.
<felix:#916> there is a DEAD FUCKING RAT in our server room <felix:#916> it's like, ROTTING <felix:#916> STUCK UNDER A CABINET AND NOBODY CAN GET TO IT <felix:#916> 8 or 9" long, overall <asphyxia:#916> damn packet kiddies
<barkode:#916> playing tribes for last 5 hours <Pesto:#916> wow, you're still at work? <barkode:#916> yeah.
<signine:#916> is that the one with the old people that have huge mouths that blow people the fuck up?
<barkode:#916> i'm a fan of real time irc. <barkode:#916> not this playing-chess-via-postal-mail-to-uzbekistan irc strategy kubla has
<felix:#916> i borked ditto <felix:#916> it might just need a power cycle. <p1nky:#916> I thought you had a masterswitch? <felix:#916> yeah. ditto's not on the masterswitch, because it's a rock-solid machine. <slap:#916> irony
<cyn> what the fuck do you need dual gf3's for <n2deep> cause i want dual monitors <cyn> how are you gunna fit two AGP cards in one box? <n2deep> uhm <n2deep> FUC <n2deep> FUCK FUCKF
(hellp) yeah but i will fuck your hatch up with my zx 7r you fucker ne day your fuck hatch will fuckin cry (RicePWR) he prolly has an escort zx (RicePWR) 7r = the number of Type R stickers he has
<Arctil> cool...it works now <Arctil> HolyFuck: did you flush your DNS cache or something? <HolyFuck> Arctil: i disabled SlowDownTheFaggots in the httpd.conf file
<effAce> man that one stank <mgriffin> No manual entry for that <mgriffin> No manual entry for one <mgriffin> No manual entry for stank
<Hostile> when i woke up i found pictures of Salma Hayek, A turkish guy's page and my flip flop in my scanner
úúú KoRn^Chik/#xnet is just sad (houlie) why are you sad Korn (houlie) its not harvest season yet
<Sabre> Anyone know what's going on X Files? <AtmaWeapon> if anyone spoils anything I'm gonna kickban them. <l0bster> Then, they get a tip, that some guy named AtmaWeapon's mom, was some kinda funky werewolf. So they drove to her house with 3metric tons of tranq, and shot her fat ass. Repeatedly, until she passed out. But the slobber from her mouth floods the room and kills everyone.
<Seph][roth> Mike doesn't like it when I ban whole countries. <Seph][roth> Subnetmasks and ISPs are fine.
<demalavor> w00t! <jdrolet> w00t! <Zhuzhen> w00t! <CecilPL> w00t! <Valvados> w00t! <demalavor> we need a new word
<Mooglez> the lack of intelligent and cultured converstaion bores me <Mooglez> laterz bitchez
<Total_Phreax0r> -LagServ- Your ping request will be considered and might be returned in January 2003
<demalavor> do you want larger firmer breasts? <IceBurner> No, I prefer my broad, flat manboobs
<Babydog> ew yeah butt hair is horrit <Akira_S> yeah, so shaving down there's a must <alisdair> that seems like a lot of work <Eulogy_> like hell i am going to shave my ass <Stifler> thats why they get their boyfriends to do it <Eulogy_> if i can't see it, i ain't putting a razor near it
<{x3n0}> my amplifier just went *WHUMP*
<{x3n0}> and my speakers went
*saUTENIaetiuBiudsiuZDXIUBGiuZZXT*
<bpshuler> it all comes down to what your goal is. and once again, because people don't want to figure out on their own what they want, they allow marketers to dictate it to them, then act on it. frustrates me to no end <Yawgatog> I want Super Mario World for Game Boy Advance. That'll rule!
<Quick1> ok, testing my quit message *** Quick1 (~Quick1@204.147.92.246) has left #fark
<ambrness> DEVICE=eth0 <ambrness> BOOTPROTO=static <ambrness> BOARDCAST=203.21.86.255 <ambrness> HAHAH... no wonder it had probs <ambrness> curse having an admin who speaks english as a second language
<lsd> my win2k box is being a bitch <HrdwrBoB> that's the default setting <HrdwrBoB> you have to edit the registry
<BedBoB> ERR: scsi_wait_goat() no goat. <lsd> i'm sure i don't remember having any goats near my old all-SCSI amiga <Bruce> the mac II here doesnt need goats either <BedBoB> they have inbuilt goats <lsd> on-board goat controller
<HrdwrBoB> un.. what's rl? <un> isn't that what happens when you type brb? <HrdwrBoB> no that's when I get food
<nail|away> Packaging systems are lame. Tarballs are lamer. So is source. I install me software with personally magnetized needles and a steady hand.
<ambrgone> the way i figure it, if the hard drives go at 7200rpm on 12V, on 240V, they should go.... EVEN FASTER!!!!!