<kingmob> lisa is being very resistant to this whole "dreadlock" thing <kingmob> probably concerned about all the fly bitches i'll have
<Guyver3> koolaid time <Guyver3> what today <Guyver3> strawberry kiwi <Guyver3> strawberry kiwi lemonade <Guyver3> mountain berry blast <Guyver3> or blood of the preacher's daughter? <kingmob> the blood one. definitely.
<Guyver3> you know what the best part of being me is? <Guyver3> being me * Guyver3 gleams with an unholy glow <kingmob> now, see, that's the kind of attitude i like to hear <kingmob> the world needs more arrogant bastards <kingmob> i get lonely
<kingmob> someone broke into our apartment once <kingmob> he didn't take anything <kingmob> he left a ten dollar bill <Guyver3> did he leave money? <Guyver3> hahahaha <kingmob> i am *so* not shitting <kingmob> that ruined my whole week <kingmob> plus, my dipshit roommate spent the ten bucks
<fo0bar> I once has a (poor attempt) at a pr0n site, and was working with iBill on a support issue, and this young woman on the other end asks for what the site is so she can test it and I say "uhh, www.pussy4less.com" -- didn't even phase her
<AccordionGuy> k%: SELECT * FROM People WHERE People.AttractedTo = 'me' ORDER BY People.HooterDimensions DESC <AccordionGuy> Now *that's* SQL.
red sets mode: +b *!*@*.aol.com *** creepen12 was kicked by biohzrd (banned: (your 500 free hours will not be spent here./6.05.02))
<Corndog24> the corndog got dumped tonight <The_Freak> Don't worry Corn, you're still cousins, right?
<Ichiro51> LOL I remember picking up this chick at a bar several years ago .. we went back to her place, she asks me if I minded if she "made herself at home" .. I said no, so she took her teeth out and blew me.
<The_Freak> Jon's job sounds too much like a gay porn plot. I mean, come on, can you picture it? Jon pulling up in his bangin Taurus with the Jay-Z all the way up, rolling up to the Rutgers gay frat house and lysping "Hey boys, I brought the sausage!"...then when he was done, he'd say with crusted lips "Thanks for the tips!"
<DinoNeil> where the hell is Dan keeping himself these days? <homeslice> In a jar under the sink. <homeslice> He's saving it for marriage.
<kim-> pat youve had your share of irc fucks <ultrafunk> yeah like 3 <ultrafunk> 2 i never saw again <thebigo> why, did you take them off /notify?
<kubba> it's ok to blow a deadline inventing a time machine, because you can always go back and invent it on budget
<incarnate> hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now <incarnate> " " <cres> i dont get it
<Kaje> my friend at camp brought his psx and gathered us all into his room to watch him beat it
<Milp> its the next hot thing <bogueWRC> if your ass was the next hot thing, do you think I'd want to get in and drive it?
<Fntc> Has jetchan exploded yet? <JetSki> yes... thank goodness for duct tape <Fntc> Wow I never thought of using duct tape for masturbation
<zer0man> i wish someone told me that having a girlfriend was going to be difficult <zer0man> or if they told me that, I wish i listened
<rmalink> are you feeling any better? <dep01> no... not really.. <rmalink> you know what it is? allergies... <dep01> no, you know what it is? the crippling depression..
<Foggie> i wish i could buy shares in hot women <Foggie> then i could go to ashley judd and be like "you gotta sleep with me since i own 2% of you"
<c> remember the 3 most important letters in u'r education isn't abc, but rather ftp
[10:11] <meiso> ok guys im loading up mozilla 0.9.1 <meiso> time how long before it crashes [10:18] <meiso> ok mozilla just crashed
<ToiletDuk> you're an idiot <Lucent-H> you have a job! <Lucent-H> okay, now you tell another lie
<DrWoody> Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'y' becomes silent.
<hypr> i rolled once when i saw oakenfold a year ago he played really gay house and 5 trance songs at the end and my e dident even work <matts> your e didn't work? did you read the manual
<FutabaAoi> attractive girls like computers, i carry my case around town because it attracts chicks <R0SC0E> no, attractive girls think guys that think girls are attracted to guys with computers are cute in a hurt puppy kind of way <FutabaAoi> dont most people put down hurt puppies? <FutabaAoi> does that mean attractive girls shoot computer nerds? <R0SC0E> god i don't mean puppies with like missing limbs or exposed viscerals
<@wickedsun> I dont know the difference between games and reality anymore <@wickedsun> I jsut used a shotgun on my mother and she's not respawning
<k|aNk> everyone loves phillipino women <Acidfreak> i prefer tai or chinese women on philipinos <k|aNk> i heard somewhere philipino women can contort theyre bodies into all kids of positions for sex <k|aNk> especially when they wear those big hoop earings, theyre good for sticking their ankles through
[mad] WHAT KINDA PRESIDENT DO WE GOT ANYWAYZ [mad] HE SMOKES WEED AND DONT INHALE [mad] GETS A BLOW JOB AND DONT CUM [mad] I MEAN CMON.
[idlez-] > trik: why doesn't anyone have your pic [idlez-] [Trik] idlez-, no scanner [idlez-] [Trik] faggot [idlez-] > no [idlez-] > when you scan it [idlez-] > your hard drive reports bad sectors
[dj-fieX] why is everyone so scared of the y2k? isnt it a kind of jelly or something?
[Wz0Ds] hello i want some root i got a lots of CCs (verified) and 2 or 3 virgins /msg me (I HAVE TO VER/RIP FIRST)
<Gir> Final Fantasy: The Bible Adventure Coming to DVD <Toen> what the hell is that? <Gir> hehe <Toen> "Cecil, deliver baby Moses! Please do not throw him into the water!"
<The_Roach> I hear you're pissed. <A|exander> who told you that <The_Roach> Anton said you went to the pub. <A|exander> does it necessarily follow that i'm pissed? <The_Roach> ... <The_Roach> Well, yes. <A|exander> well, it turns out you;'re right <A|exander> but don't be so presumptious in future
<madvirii> you gotta wake up with a certain "attitude" to face the day and lick some asshole <CoMBo> yeah or grow up eating some really shitty cooking to acquire a taste for anus <madvirii> yes anus would be an acquired taste <madvirii> not something you instinctively put to your mouth
<ackbar> marriage is like buying a car. Its better to lease them and get a new one next year
<DooD> my stalking skills have left me with her phone number to 100% accuracy. <DooD> along with her home address. <DooD> you should always pay the extra $2.00 to keep your phone number unlisted. <Wronski> maybe she is playing "easy to stalk"
<splurge> i wish i had amazing powers of telekinesis <splurge> i would be able to fondle boobies with my MIND! <purenergy> ya <purenergy> u can do that now <purenergy> use ur imagination <splurge> but i mean, imagine being able to stimulate a girl in a bar <splurge> just stick a finger of telekinetic force up her spatch <splurge> wiggle it around <splurge> vibrate <splurge> all sorts of crazy shit <splurge> then get a good grip and gently lead her over to a seat beside you <splurge> you'd get so much play it wouldn't even be funny
<illz> "hypothetical ?: your best friend is seeing somebody. shes not around, he wants to fuck you and comes on to you. do you fuck him?" <defz> wait <defz> are you a guy?
<straylight> Y'know, I just realized something... why the fuck are we sending in the NORMAL armed forces against Osama bin Laden? Isn't this right up GI JOE's alley? <straylight> I mean, what the hell are we paying THEM for? <straylight> Hell, the theme song even says "GI JOE is there!"