<Synoptica> having some major sound issues with gta <Synoptica> cant think of why either <bytraper> prolly because your gay <Synoptica> yeah that's right <Synoptica> gta has detected that i'm gay and adjusted it's performance accordingly
<Kuiburetsu> I feel betrayed <Kuiburetsu> denied <Kuiburetsu> and... and... <Kuiburetsu> erm... <Kuiburetsu> about to be kicked for flooding *** Kuiburetsu was kicked by Quiby (flood)
<Synoptica> holy fuck <Synoptica> i like <Synoptica> almost swallowed an aaa battery <Synoptica> (dont ask)
<mp> i am convinced i am a woman <Oreoboros> mp: Why's that? <mp> cuz i went to bed bath and beyond for a shower curtain and left with $700 worth of shit <mp> and i had to go back because i realized after i checked out that i forgot to buy a fucking shower curtain
<charon> <danybear:#bearcave> danybear is a six one, 210 lb, hairy leatherbear in Toronto, 50 years old, 6 uncut <charon> whatever you do, don't join #bearcave asking for warez <FishBulb_> charon: uncut means 0-day you tard
<Spooooky> Ever notice how straight guys, when making a "Hell, I'd fuck him" joke always say they'll do the fucking? <Spooooky> They don't say "I'd take a shot in the eye from him" <Spooooky> Like it's LESS gay to be the pitcher than the catcher
<PhantomOfTheRouter> never got another call from them till they bought a new accounting package that needed Win95 <PhantomOfTheRouter> and Novell for the servers.. <PhantomOfTheRouter> went in to upgrade the machines.. <PhantomOfTheRouter> moved the first 2 workgroup servers to Novell 4.11 <PhantomOfTheRouter> couldn't find the third <PhantomOfTheRouter> asked them where they moved it to... <PhantomOfTheRouter> umm, moved ? <PhantomOfTheRouter> yeah, where did you move WKG3SRV to ? <PhantomOfTheRouter> ummm... <PhantomOfTheRouter> we didn't change anything <PhantomOfTheRouter> You had to have moved it when you remodelled the office! The wiring closet in the hall is gone... <PhantomOfTheRouter> oh shit!
<mendel> now that I think of it, O'Reilly is to a system administrator <mendel> as a shoulder length latex glove is to a vetinarian.
[Synoptica] Just when you thought porn spam couldn't stoop any lower... [Synoptica] 'DOGFART SLUTS!'
<A|exander> i bet aguilera would be as dirty as fuck <DarthJesus> I dunno' <DarthJesus> I think she'd be too self involved to want to do anything for you <A|exander> not if i knocked her unconscious first.
<GreetServ> [A|exander] l44t <notrino> laat ? <A|exander> yeah <A|exander> its one better than l33t <notrino> err..yeah better than <notrino> l33t :D <A|exander> you're getting it <notrino> than , why not 99 ? <A|exander> small steps man, small steps
<evenpar123> I am so going to be moderated for that last comment... <mightyflo> console wars are stupid. people that get involved with console wars are even stupidder <evenpar123> Console wars? I was just giving some information, and making fun of the fact that his parents don't love each other anymore
<+mirkin> does anybody know if it is possible using ms access to create a report which shows the records of a table <+mirkin> but shows 3 columns across the page <+mirkin> i.e <+mirkin> record 1 record 2 record 3 <+mirkin> record 4 record 5 record 6 <+GoodScrat> That is impossible <+GoodScrat> Computers are not that far advanced yet
<]SpIkE[> HELP ME!!! my 120 chipset monitor 17 inch with Gforce 4 doesn't support the internet!
(skankman) apparently i have tasty jizz (skankman) i heard paper crumpling in the hallway (skankman) and i went to check it out (skankman) and my dog was licking a piece of paper with my jizz on it
<OneiWilly> i hate games that are always go get the red key <OneiWilly> open the red door then get the blue key <delay> yea <Auger> yeah, i mean, what the fuck <delay> thats why i didnt play resident evil <delay> it was horrible like that <OneiWilly> yea but there were zombies <delay> I was like "damn i'd hate to live here and have to go to the bathroom" * delay runs down the hall, grabs the blue gem, opens door one, runs back to get SHIELD EMBLEM makes it to the bathroom door... wets himself <Auger> no you pee inside the emblem and it opens up a secret passage
<scar_> what was the fastest vehicle in ww2? <Hatter> ? <Hatter> Jet <Hatter> ww2 saw the first jet engine <scar_> no, silly <scar_> a jew on a bicycle through berlin <Hatter> :\
<guest> u kno what rules <guest> introducing girls to pot <yesue> no lie <guest> u smoke pot alone with a girl for the first time <guest> there is a 250% chance of getting laid
<prym> little did i know later in my life id come to terms with things like 31337, 69, and 187
* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an asshole - <ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
<p> sux when u have a problem so u eat a cup of pudding and then u still have problem
<JDigital> Kazz, I think they're pretty obvious going on your reputed dicksize. <JDigital> Kazz has a 183948192 inch dick. <dregan> Kazz - envy of every man, dog and skyscraper architect on the hemisphere.
<Grizzly_Addams> So? I just want your Mac address. <AngryChicken> ...this is a PC ;-)
<Urganite> THERE ARE NO BAGELS BUT ONION, AND MOHAMMED IS HIS PROPHET <Urganite> ... <OneiWilly> you are worshipping a false bagel
<Anton> I can see myself reinstalling windows <A|exander> wow, are you having an out of body experience?
<razorjd1> But i know what's first person shoter better than any body here!!!! <razorjd1> why ppl think that 14 years old boy can't understand in computers??? <razorjd1> what the fuck is ur prob, son tof the bitches??? <razorjd1> i play UT all day and u say that i don't know what's first person shoter is??? <razorjd1> i overclock since i was 10 so don't call me stupid, i understand in computers better than any one here. <razorjd1> Beware, or else i will hack to ur computer... <razorjd1> Fuck u all!!!
<bytraper> sheesh... I crashed the last company car I had :/ <bytraper> I pulled the sun visor down and a spider with 15 legs dropped from it <girlie-> 15 legs.. lol <Dark_un> thats almost 2 spiders
<@zartik> i just banned someone from #freebsdhelp <@zartik> and he msg's me: <@zartik> -06:46- [ hegemon ] So I have nobody to turn to and must go back to Windows. <@madog> should be nice and unban him, thats evil to make him use windows =<
[bytraper ] dammit where can I grab porn movies :( [OpsuPup ] umm, try the internet [OpsuPup ] i hear there's lots of porn on there [Nemesite ] really? [OpsuPup ] apparently [Nemesite ] shit i would never have thought of that
<TeNcHi420> i went to this store to buy a pipe, and there was only one left, and hes all "its unbreakable" so i was like thats pretty cool, but then he starts bangin it on the tble, and im like ok stop, but he says, "no look, you can hit it how ever many times and it wont break.." on about the 7th or 8th smack on the table the thing shatters....i almost knoked his dumbass out
<Auger> i stayed in a hospital when i was in second grade and i peed my bed cause i couldn't get up and i was too scared to call someone in
<Udeth> my mother came in and demanded that I'd move shit off my floor, so she could wash my room tomorrow, because it smells rotten in here. <Udeth> i can't smell shit. <ToRMeNTeD> well if theres shit on the floor no wonder it smells rotten
<bytraper> its because your gay syn <Synoptica> and you are illiterate <bytraper> maybe but it sure beats the hell out of being gay
(nexxai) chali: can I flood your port? maybe brute force my worm through your backdoor....sniff some packets perhaps?
<evenpar123> I think I'm losing it... <Slant> evenpar123: Losing what? <evenpar123> my ability to tell the difference between games and reality <evenpar123> Just today, I was driving down a street, and saw a building that had sunlight reflecting off it... <evenpar123> And I thought "Damn....these are some nice graphics..." <evenpar123> It was horrible... <evenpar123> ugh
<Anton> mainly becauseone day I'll have a car and drive to every single girl who ever said I was cute <Anton> so be warned and prepared <angelic> will do. <Anton> oh and by prepared I meant naked
<robin24> any girls in here? <cognac> does is really matter? <cognac> the only thing you're gonna see are letters and numbers anyway
<TDragon`> MachinShi: COMMUNIST! <PitDroid> we take everything you have, divide it equally amongst ourselves, and then return to you a portion of what you originally had <gIbBeR> lol <geoffh> taxes? <PitDroid> taxes are dumb
<Lord-Data> god damn faggot game <Lord-Data> why the fuck would i wanna pick up a corpse when im on 10% health, theres a minigun in front of me and im under fire <Lord-Data> when i push use i wanna use the god damn gun, not fuck the damn corpse
<BloodAngel> I was just trying to find something in my pants pocket- but I didn't know what. <BloodAngel> [don't start, don't _even_ start!] <BloodAngel> And then I realized what I was looking for... <BloodAngel> And proved I'm dumb. :) <BloodAngel> 'cuz I was trying to find the 2-Litre of Mountain Dew that I set down.
* NovaScorp just taped his old 15" monitor connected to his server sideways on a chair so he can IRC while in bed =-D
<+Krispy> i talk about poo a lot <+gwenhyvar> Krispy: I had to poo really bad when the AT&T guy was installing our phone.. and I couldn't untill he was gone <+Straylight> why not? installing a phone in the bathroom?
<+Straylight> Victoria's Secret is probably that she's a man. <+gwenhyvar> I have a secret in my pants