<Yakface> that all, I need to send you some BD <Blackdog> nah im weird, dont go for porn <Blackdog> hands on only, me <Yakface> me niether, except for the really hard euro stuff
<slide-> hah, of course their site has popup ads <eevar> get opera.. - never seen a popup i don't want <slide-> iv never seen a popup i do want
<illz> i just got a text message on my phone <illz> "Im playing w/ my clit hehe.."
<lerk> yeah, fat girls are fun sometimes <lerk> especially doggie style <fate-> slap em and ride the waves
<Lord-Data> god dammit. try as i might, i cannot type in the starwars theme music in words
<Njits> phuk, I just realized I slept thru a dentists appointment :( <automat0n> were you in the dentist's chair?
<scoob-e> i got in a fight with the lady at CVS cuz she wouldnt develop the picture of my cock
*** Moses is now known as Cain <Cain> oh no I killed my bro <KeeperS> ... <KeeperS> what a stirring rendition of the bible * KeeperS is moved to tears
<zaril> my x-gf left me sex-deprived, not my fault. :P <Toen> yeah right. <Toen> "she let me see her bra once" <Toen> "...one of the ones in her dresser anyway" <Toen> "it was unhooked! eheh! heh!"
<[ric]> fucking dicks <[ric]> we have a huge flat screen LCD display in out presentation room <[ric]> it's worth about £10,000 <[ric]> and now it has "It is safe to switch off your computer" burn into the screen <roded> hehe <nakkew> LOL <Object> hehe <nakkew> thank god it wasnt a pr0n site burnt into the screen <nakkew> wouldnt look good for customers
<Hahn> Zara, have you ever killed anyone with a crowbar during a soccer riot? <Zaratustra> Didn't have the chance. <Hahn> That sounds like an excuse to me.
<roded> i have one last thing i can try *** roded has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
<LuceNT> i don't download and install crap <Mr2001> that's why you don't get the girls. <LuceNT> because i don't fill my computer with garbage? <Mr2001> you have to put up with crap.
<theForger> it's kind of odd how a lot of planets in star trek have spaceships and transporters, and yet they still live in huts and clay houses
<Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out
<cain> YOU COULD NOT GET PLAY IF YOU WALKED INTO A WHOREHOUSE WITH YOUR DICK SANDWICHED BETWEEN A AMEX AND A PLATINUM VISA
<kkenn> Traffic lights <kkenn> Remember folks. Traffic lights timed for 35 mph are also properly timed for 70 mph.
<Sinner_> you tell me who you want killed, and ill tell you the girl i want the blowjob from
<kaleido> how hard is it to plug a fuckin modem into a router <kaleido> "well i dont know what to do, man" <kaleido> fuckin christ <kaleido> where do we find these field engineers <PunkScum> compton? <kaleido> i was thinkin guinea <kaleido> but compton might be right
<ExCon> ihave one wish b4 i goto army rho :) <ExCon> op for 1 day :D <[SuN]> im not that soft :P <ExCon> what if i die and never come back ?;D <[SuN]> ill make a bot called ExCon and give it ops <ExCon> oh..i feel honored <ExCon> :D <[SuN]> ;)
moose> my resume is SOILD, but I can't get clueless head hunters to even fucking return a call <moose> "do you have a ccna?" <moose> BITCH HAVE YOU READ MY RESUME <moose> "we need somone who knows PGB in internet lans" <moose> sigh
<Frizz0> anyone want a compaq proliant raid server 256M hardware raid p-pro200 <Frizz0> its about to get sold for drugs <k5sss> payment in drugs, or payment in cash to buy drugs? <Frizz0> either way is fine
<Sinner_> i know someone who fucked a turkey once <gjvc> i wake up early <gjvc> check my email <Murex> i dont see how i could actually fit my average cock into a chicken <Sinner_> he was mad at his family <gjvc> and see this shit <Sinner_> and he fucked the thanksgiving turkey <lazydog> bhahah <gjvc> ahahahaha <Murex> hahhahaa <gjvc> lord
<Sinner> how do you stop a cat from trying to fuck your other cats <gjvc> get in there first
«+ Ryutaro » has anyone ever dreamt that they were food that was being eaten? «+ Ryutaro » I cant find anyone else thats had a dream «+ Ryutaro » I was mashed potatoes once «+ Ryutaro » I felt like little bits of me were being swallowed and stuff, it was weird «+ Ryutaro » then a week later I was jello «+ Ryutaro » but nobody ate me «+ Ryutaro » I just stood around jiggling «+ Ryutaro » this was when I did drugs, lol
<oogie> I wonder would oral sex would feel like from one of those african women with the big plate in their lower lip <oogie> you could have a little tray to rest your nuts on on her lower lip
<aussie> whats wrong with racial profiling? <Jake> Absolutely nothing, as long as it's unbiased. <The_Roach> That's a contradiction in terms. <JD> I've never been profiled so, I would say nothing
<Spooky> So I'm arguing with this guy about Starwars <Spooky> which I hate <Spooky> And he's like: " I hated episode 1 cause jar jar was stupid" <Spooky> and I said that Jar jar was about as stupid as ewoks <Spooky> and he got all idignant and said ewoks were cool <Spooky> WTF IS WRONG WITH STAR WARS FANS
<Spooky> What agitates your grotesquely large noggin? <Alexander> Human EXISTANCE <Spooky> Righto...only that? <Spooky> I accepted their powerful funk of stupid long ago...only not really. <Spooky> I can't go to a mall when it's busy or I start shaking. <Spooky> Shaking (read: Killing) <Alexander> yeah I know that shaking/maiming feeling
<DAL9000> i was kicking ass at scrabble <DAL9000> and got dropped <DAL9000> i really should spend my time much more constructively than pummeling lonely housewives and unemployed fatguys in scrabble
<FutabaAoi> i know none of you shower <Jakov> I shower 40 times a day fool <FutabaAoi> golden ones dont count
<doctorb> goth clubs should serve coffee. ice cold coffee. with nails and broken glass. and call then 'depresso's
<Alcaron> You should set yourself up a webcam. I don't know why, but I get this feeling we'll catch you doing something stupid. :) <Longi> Alcaron: thats exactly the reason i wont set one up, the high probablity of me doing someone extremely embarassing <Longi> err? <Longi> THING <Longi> someTHING!
(Ryco) Sex is bad mmmkay? (Cody) oh yes ryco.. send that msg while i'm AWAY!.. sheesh.. ya know.. my mother gave me the wierdest look a minute ago!
* Lots42 has just finished perusing Ladyj.net and is now very frightened <LJ-atwork> Lots: frightened? <Lots42> LJ yes. Since you have the eyes and nose of my ex-girlfriend. <LJ-atwork> in a jar
<Psifire> I got out of the shower and put my universal studios shirt on. <Psifire> And something occured to me. <Vykuzich> pants?
<MisterQ> I found a way you can call people for free while on the internet <shilantra> oh really <Republica> It's called "Your Neighbor's Phone"
<Yusaku> "God dammit mom, why the fuck did you buy me an xbox? " "What, how can you tell?" "Well, that present under the Christmas tree is either a coffee table, or an xbox...I'm hoping it's a coffee table."