<Necro-M> anyone here got jpeglib.h ? <med-> had it when i was younger, i don't think you can catch it twice tho
<cool__G> I can define 1/0 <illusionz> liar <BeZoAR> thats like trying to define illusionz sexuality
<FireMoth> Tat: what were your grades like in the first semester? <tatsumizzz> Like, low. <tatsumizzz> I suppose the fact that I told my English teacher I had an erection one time didn't help. <Ear> Yeah. You forgot to raise your hand.
<factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single." <factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, BITCH.
* Praetor takes a piss right in the middle of the channel * andy slashes Prae's penis off. <andy> That takes better vision than you might think.
<AK[coding]> females are the anti-c0de <AK[coding]> Right now, it's like you're high on meth. <AK[coding]> But in a few months... <AK[coding]> You'll be fucking and fucking and NO lines will be showing up in your poor terminal.
<Ron> I am from the land where we do not speak english, I am sorry for this minor setback
*** Swish changes topic to '"I never pirated it....it was donated. by the file fairy. I put a blank CD under my pillow..."'
<JFelix> So they're fags but you still want them to suck your cock? You fag. <Zoglog> what can I say <Zoglog> beggers cant be choosers <JFelix> Okay, you have a point. <Zoglog> BUT THATS NOT THE POINT
tatsumio: itd be pretty neat to have a vagina somehwere on my body that I could have sex with Oogy Boots: :O tatsumio: and the vagina got the full orgasmic effects too tatsumio: imagine. Oogy Boots: and you thought I was a freak! tatsumio: double orgasm CyAteon: if it was on his arm or something would be really weird. CyAteon: not only would you be having sex with your arm CyAteon: but your arm would orgasm Oogy Boots: LOL CyAteon: unf unf unf unf ARGGGGGGHARARHGA <arm cramps up>
<`axion> dammit <`axion> they fucked my hair up <nakke> well <nakke> now your hair suits the rest of you
<offwYtE> noWay man, tha tis a wikked statement <offwYtE> well i thought it was <offwYtE> maybe not sure what it means now
<Focks> "Can I have a fag?" "You're a fag" "I mean a cigeratte, mate" "I'm not your mate, you fag!"
<D1> some new LCDs came out recently. <D1> which are suppost to be better than the old ones or something. <McMoo> some new computers came out recently, too <McMoo> amazingly enough, they're also supposed to be better than old ones.
<RvLeshrac> I wonder about stores that get shot up in movies. <RvLeshrac> What do they say when it's all over with? <RvLeshrac> "Hello, Mutual Insurance? Yes, I'd like to know if my policy covers gangland shootouts."
<+shagman> man, my ice water tastes like shit this morning <+SuperGayHomo> well don't get it out of the toilet bowl <@shagman> I wonder if it's my ice cubes <@shagman> I'm gonna try the ones from the other tray <@shagman> ahhhhh, much better <@SuperGayHomo> those ones came from the tank
<AlmtyBob> k funny story tiem <AlmtyBob> there's this guy at work <AlmtyBob> and back in the days <AlmtyBob> I would tell people to ask him how fast his dad can run <AlmtyBob> and they would <AlmtyBob> and he'd say, 'dude that's kinda fucked up, my dad lost his legs in a construction accident' <AlmtyBob> and he's a total straight-faced mf, so it got the best reactions from people <AlmtyBob> (it was a joke, his dad was fine) <AlmtyBob> I got this new dealer to do it to him today, he's a supervisor <AlmtyBob> I was talking to my friend later and I told him to go up to this chick and ask the same thing <AlmtyBob> little did he know, her father was murdered a few years back <AlmtyBob> joke's on him! <AlmtyBob> well, you had to be there
<brad-> I wish excite personals were still easy to look through to bag on people with. <brad-> And find hot dates. <LkTruth1> brad- wants to find a mother suitable for his daughter. <LkTruth1> Or a large man. <brad-> A little girl suitable to make another.
<Guilty> I dont kid around with my fat chicks <Guilty> Theres one simple golden rule: No fat chicks. <Guilty> Golden because thats the color of the Golden Arches, the perferred eating place of Fat Chicks
<Ramen> When my penis grows in size at the site of a naked male, then I'll believe I'm gay.
<Carplos-Duck> You just killed 100 innocent civilians, how do you feel? <Pedro> patriotic
<Zeddicus> i like Dungeon Seige, but its not something that hooks me like a good FPS does, or a good RTS <agentM> i like dating games <Zeddicus> i dont <Zeddicus> i always lose
<Ophe|ia`> omg I will NEVER shit that fast again.....my anus is burning *sitting down carefully*
<kidpiglet> is there such a thing as putting a "hit" on a dog <kidpiglet> if so let me know whos avalible to do a "hit" <Ph4nt0m> marinate a steak in antifreeze <kidpiglet> yeah with my luck my hubby would go and cook it for himself <Ph4nt0m> would that be all bad? :)
<highdrow> when you finally get to the end of all the spam <highdrow> it's kind of dissapointing that there isn't more to delete <highdrow> ;
<Lucent-H> who wants pictures of high school cheerleaders that want to do me? <moijkNrg> Lucent: I don't want to see any male cheerleaders
<Cutter> you know whats a trip ? when one of your friends in high school has to do a speech to the class and does it on acid, gets confused and pisses his pants - that owned
<Knighted> JLsoft: when i was flying into toronto, there was a good deal of cloud coverage and visibility was low. so i looked out the window and immediately though "this is like an N64 game"
<Mutiny-> "large explosion in downtown jerusalem, two cats scared, houseplant shaken and dropped onto floor, israelis occupy palestinian owned areas, 12 palestinians dead in retalitory missle attacks"
<Zexion> Jewdass: well thats what I do when I want to get totally wasted... get some GOOD pot and drink a LOT of GOOD vodka <|Ogreboy|> <Zexion> we call those weekdays
<Jewedass> atarax: Find yourself a nice 26 year old woman and pretend she's two 13 year olds
<pdksh> jesus h christ <pdksh> 'i got tired of that screensaver on that other computer so i turned it off' <pdksh> my sister hard-shutdown my bsd box. <pdksh> in the middle of a kernel compile. <pdksh> not to mention that the little blinky light on the hub was annoying her <pdksh> so she pulled out that wire too <pdksh> ... <pdksh> and she managed to rip a wire pair out of the wire. <pdksh> yet she wants to be a cs major in college. <dmaster-> I would beat her into a coma <pdksh> dmaster-: im about to. either that or change her aim password so she jumps off a bridge. <bob354> pdksh: haha a cs major? <pdksh> bob354: yeah... 'i like to surf the internet and chat on aim to all my friends all the time so im good with computers and im good at that microsoft wordart. mom said i should go to computer school like you!'
<@atarax> DrConway: Some kid told me a couple days ago "They just came out with internet 7.0"
<@BitS> LordViper is serious about not playing multiplayer games, he even has sex by himself :/
<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed. <FlipTopBx> is it modded?
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK <tatclass> er. <tatclass> hi. <andy\code> A common typo. <tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
<chinger> My real name is Thoma <chinger> s <LimberDink> Well hello there, Thoma <LimberDink> s
<Guilty> Wasnt there some option you changed last time when DCC kept cutting off? <maff> yeah I reinstalled windows
<Gnuspice> shit, you know you've been doing too much SQL when you're at a prompt and do SELECT * FROM /bin;
<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
<django23> I have a stupid question: what does "sendmail" do? <Epesh> django: you're right, that is pretty stupid
* xL is thinking of a book on "100 useless applications of Cat-5 cables" <xL> #1: A windows NT network