<Soronel> Just so everyone knows, if a life suddenly appears, I have dibs <Soronel> I'm not likely to get one otherwise
<Twingy> almost as annoying as you dal, except your hear longer <DAL9000> that would be almost insulting if it were grammatically correct
<KeeperS> one of the questions on there is "HOW MANY SIDES DOES A TRIANGLE HAVE?" <KeeperS> and it has a picture of a triangle <KeeperS> and then 4 answer choices <KeeperS> how do you get that wrong?
<JeyK> 7) I wanted to see if my penis would fit through the CD. It did, but the firemen and rescue squad had to break the CD to free me.
<mov> DAL: u seen 2001 - A space odyssey? <DAL9000> that has to be the stupidest question i've ever heard
*** Toramo has joined #--------- <Toramo> It's a full house tonight!!! <Illuvatar> Can I be uncle Joey?
*** Topic is 'Current IQ is, make no mistake, 0120 (your IQ is subtantially higher, if you know what that is in decimal)' <DuneBoy> fr0zen: it looked like base 3 to me, which would mean it was 25 isn;t it??? 0(3^3) + 1(3^3) + 2(2^3) + 1?
<vvortex3> hey, the isp i work for, cwnet has a legal copy of microsoft visual studio, but we cant find the cd, can someone please email me deruntime.dll so i can fix a bug in one of our machines? <Cyrix> what. <jim4> vv: no <Cyrix> get a new cd <Cyrix> or go to #mypersonalfileserver *** vvortex3 (vvortex3@arena.cwnet.com) has left #C++ <snibril> we don't support warez, and neither incomptent isps *** vvortex3 (vvortex3@arena.cwnet.com) has joined #c++ <vvortex3> jerk <Cyrix> vvortex3 on @#mypersonalfileserver
<kanin> if (User->HasAppropriateBook()) { while (User->
LacksClue()) { User->ReadAppropriateBook(); } }
else { while(User->HasNotGottenAppripriateBook()) {User->
StumbleAroundHalfAssedInTheDark(); User->WhineOnIRC(); } }
<Dabljuh> hey <Dabljuh> People keep mentioning I would be akilled <Dabljuh> which is simply not true *** Quits: Dabljuh (~dabljuh@195.141.143.ZiRC-52133) (User has been banned from ZiRC (Repeated ban evasion))
<ishmal> wandered into a lesbian bar once, was there about an hour before i noticed <ishmal> lots of girls, no guys <ishmal> thought i was just lucky
<mov> scali and DAL here, cool must say <DAL9000> mov: nice set of lips to reach my ass all the way from sweden
*** Now talking in #bible <Synial> Have you ever wondered what JESUS looks like without his skimpy loincloth? WITH advanced technology, we have made a realistic image of the full Jesus! Is he hung like his dad? FIND OUT NOW! FREE XXX PICTURES!!!
<Amanda> Oh yeah, a thug did his commemorative speech on "P Diddy" today <kisama_> fuck thugs <kisama_> thugs will amount to shit later <kisama_> there's a bunch of thugs here taking CISCO NETWORKING CERTIFICATION courses <kisama_> they are all "YEAH MAN I'M GONNA MAKE 80K COMING RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL MAN!"
<lewpoo> whats the most advanced topic in java? <joeblowgt> lewpoo: not getting kickbanned in #java
<BadM0f0> Hello, this is a Polish virus. Since we do not have the technology to create a real virus, please delete all files on your home directory.
<DrWoody> We're talking about C++ here right? <detmod> no java, duh <DrWoody> Oh, I though Univ. of IL was too l337 for java <detmod> what the hell is l337? <DrWoody> OMG YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY BE A COMP SCI MAJOR! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT L337 IS!!! =O
<The_Roach> Well, the boss' wife needs me to fix her computer. <The_Roach> You know what that means. <Anton> you're gonna be fixing a computer for a bit? <Waldo> pr0n music stuck in your head? <The_Roach> Yes and yes.
<Aaron> +v *** Crappy sets mode: +v Aaron <Aaron> typing +v made crappy put me on +v automatically? <Crappy> maybe, try typing +b :) <Aaron> +b *** Crappy sets mode: +b *!*@m57-mp1-cvx1a.bre.ntl.com
<DAL9000> my pseudogirlfriend's preacher was like, all over her <DAL9000> and she's not very liked at her church <DAL9000> cuz they think she's seducing him <trep> pseudogirlfriend, haha <DAL9000> yes <DAL9000> that's a fancy word for stalking interest.
<DrWoody> Look I'm writing a letter! <DrWoody> Dear Internet Explorer: <DrWoody> I HATE YOU! DIE!!
<malkav> 96 kbps is cd quality <sic> you must have cd's from mexico or something :[[
<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC? <Lucent> who? <Thumb> center for disease control <Lucent> i said WHO <Thumb> what? i'm asking you <Lucent> World Health Organization
<Lucent> i'm just about fucking tired of middle schoolers named samantha e-mailing me for chemistry homework <Lucent> without giving a picture
<Lucent> stupid fucking mirc filling the filenames with underscores! <Lucent> WE ALL HAVE OPERATING SYSTEMS THAT SUPPORT SPACES IN FILENAMES, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
<ToiletDuk> i'm known as the boston poonmangler <Lucent> yet you are in atlanta? <ToiletDuk> jeup <ToiletDuk> that's why i own
<Lucent> i stay in touch with girls after i dewum <Lucent> in case i need to punch thay jooterus
<maagui> I lub to take adderall, the clenched jawls is so sectsay... Girls look at you and think, 'nice cheek structure'... No bitch, I'm just speedin through life on amphetamines... NOW LEAVE ME ALONE
<kyle> if you are aroused by the sight of a penis, are you gay? <Scofco> nope <kyle> good <Scofco> you're A FUCKING QUEER FAIRY WHO DESERVES TO DIE <Scofco> either that, or a girl <Scofco> but even girls don't get aroused by penises <Scofco> at least not MY penis :(
*** [ric] is now known as reign *** reign is now known as [ric] <[ric]> heh... mental note... try /whois instead of /nick next time
<m00cow> i'm downloading mozilla rc1 <m00cow> i wonder what its like <m00cow> i hope mozilla uses its firebreath on microsoft <m00cow> then eats microsoft <m00cow> then poos micro soft poopoos <DCBastard> uh-huh <DCBastard> how many cones have you smoked tonight?
<tatsumi> I wish I could look up and see the stars. <Toen> you can, if you go outside <tatsumi> ...... go where?
<timmo> which sucks because <timmo> sometimes you forget the thing behind the sn <timmo> is a fucking ugly troll <timmo> you start thinking youre talking to a person and shit
<Guilty> All she wanted was a good fuck <Guilty> That will stop the tears <Guilty> And if not, tears make decent lube
<Navaash> SHIT-FUCKING ASSLICKING ELECTROPLATED BLACK JESUS CHRIST ON AN ELECTRIC MOPED <mightyflo> times 7.6 <FlipTopBox> squared <FlipTopBox> with a cherry on top. <mightyflo> plus alpha! <FlipTopBox> for matching service
<kyle> I'm trying to get this girl to go out with me but every pick up line i use sucks. <kolby> next time you see her, ask her what the difference is between a pile of dead babies and a BMW <kolby> then tell her that you don't have a BMW in your garage
<`tate`> you ever see palm's api, my god, its like they said "you know what, apple's api is good(ie we're insane), lets copy it"
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
<ellipse> whoa. i hate farts like that. <ellipse> that one was so hot, i couldn't tell if i shit myself or not. i think i'm going to have to manually check.
<RD_> i miss those good ol days, no woman, no money, only games, chatting, and lots of masterbation
<morganti> the problem is if I have referrer logging turned off, the images will not load because the site is trying to stop queers from linking to their content, so if the referrer is blank the image won't load.... <morganti> however I have a program that is supposed to set the referrer to the sites domain that I am visiting, but it doesn't seem to be working <_8ight> humm. well, u go to alot of trouble to surf for porn then huh?