<Geothermal> too many kitties in my life <Kashan> masturbate more <Geothermal> that's your solution to everything damn it <Geothermal> "Just keep whackin' Geo!" <Geothermal> well I'm tired of that kinda attitude
<SaeNoDa> but I wont <SaeNoDa> i mean, whats the point in cheating, right? <mightyflo> winning?
<prence> when i used that tube sock yesterday <prence> i didnt know i had used it before <prence> and i cut my penis with the dried up cum
<JoeyB> what would be better of a car to modify, a honda accord, or a toyota corrola <Focus2001> oh man' <pagan> which is better, dog poop or cat poop? <pagan> ;p <coug_> LOL
<ian__> Am I gay? <qin> yes. <ian__> ahhhh <ian__> i knew something wasn't quite right
<quisling> bwahaha, I was looking through some personals and this chick's username is "responsible" but she's 20 with a child...
(CamelToe) did I ever tell you I have a CAT-5 outlet in my downstairs bathroom, so I can chat while I poo (Q`) A friend of mine has a "pleestation" (Q`) "plee" meaning bathroom (Q`) It's a pc with fast internet connection, games etc... right in front of the toilet (Q`) :-P (CamelToe) so I guess if you're playing a game such as Undying, you can really scare the shit out of yourself (Q`) Hahaha
<slacker> drunken sex is cool because your mind wanders <slacker> you think about shit like...mountains
<JacKnife> well wats a good game to play? <bucshott> pocket pool <bucshott> ;P <JacKnife> i'm an expert at that game <bucshott> see told ya it was good
<eldeesux0r> i used to think lysol was a lice repellent <eldeesux0r> one day i sprayed it in my hair before i went to school cuz they were doing lice checks <eldeesux0r> i got a rash :|
<Lepper> if you pierce your rectum like 5 times, your poop would make weird shapes <Lepper> like star shaped
<kr0ss> some idiot on the radio said dildos are banned in alabama <X-Spectre> dildos proably were banned like a hundred years ago with some dumb law and they haven't changed it yet <CiXeL> cant ban broomstick handles
<blazemore> i like to wear crotchless chaps <blazemore> so my lele can feel the breeze in sand storms
<RevQuixo> i want a mario game where you do actual plumbing <RevQuixo> oh, did i mention i was gay?
<SomeGuy> damn <SomeGuy> why can't she be like 6 years younger and 20 kg lighter? :/
<Anton> for a guess you had a shit day at work as usual? <Alexander> just boring <Anton> ever actually had a good day at work? <Alexander> well ok boring and shit
( ¤ ) Topic Change: prence sets topic to <Male Camwhore Act>I will now send you a cum filled tube sock if you buy something off my wishlist, thanks!</Male Camwhore Act>
<Object> next thing you know she'll be sticking dildo's up my ass <Object> that's just harsh <[ric]> well it's harsh if it isn't lubed
<METHODZsz> WinME is a app you put on someone elses computer to play a joke on them into thinkin their computer is fucked
<PapiChu1o> i only like DreamWeaver because it takes away the pain of staring at text <S5474> I use a text based editor because it takes the pain away of pointing and clicking ;)
<johnnybad> nice guys finish last <ScottO> isnt that what women want anyway? the guy to finish last?
<morte> Jesus Peanut Butter Cups: Little pieces of the Son of God in a milk chocolate cup! There's no wrong way to eat a Jesus!
<sdr> i'm going to play with it first and become familiar, then show her how to use it
<sdr> I hate faggots who diss aol im <sdr> either you love irc/aim or are into fagtastic drugs
<Roadancer> Rednecks will be slaughtered and used to make soap to wash the homeless
<Rhelik> our conversation about having to recompile PHP is the equivilant too <Rhelik> lex:"my car won't start" rhelic:"it needs a new starter" lex:"so how do i fix it?" rhelic:"get a new starter" lex:"does that mean i have to get one?" rhelic:"are you an idiot?" <Rhelik> lex: stop bitching and just fix it, you sound like a bad girlfriend <lex> i am a girl
<xEh> I could use some help on my image post site <JaseGuru> If you pay me I will <xEh> i'm doing it for free so why can't you, some arrogant fellows here <|Primus> lol. xEH your the one that wants a stranger to do stuff for you, for free
<Teratogen> what is the difference between PMS and PWS? <Rhelik> Teratogen: one is a curse on men sent by god, the other is a curse on men sent by microsoft
* cococutie does the deaf hottie victory dance :) <Rhelik> cococutie: deaf hottie? why deaf? <estranger> Rhelik: mainly cus she can't hear =)
<Konami> Washing makes my vagina smell less strong. Going several days with no washing results in a more pungent vagina. Most people could probably have guessed that.
<CorranFox> we didn't have sex though <CorranFox> she took the route of saying "I might be a lesbian" <CorranFox> I didn't drive her into it though <mightyflo> you didnt drive it into her either
<BombScare> snag jerks it so much last night his hand told him it had a headache
<boozie> AnIonU: if i washed my dick would you suck it? <AnIonU> bbozie: if you washed your dick you would realize that it was only dirt...no dick
<BucWork> dude; 2pac isn't dead <BucWork> he is in Europe <BucWork> my dad works for the fbi
<Raiden> my cats used to lick my penis if I slept naked... <Raiden> I had 5 cats...that was uber
<uneasier> would it be out of line if i were to request that my testes be softly nestled within your food receptacle? <Jan__> mmm braized testicle <Jan__> with a nice bottle of chianti <Jan__> fthfthfthfthfthfthfth! * uneasier runs away
<uneasier> [ric], a student has to make money.. the pay was good and it wasnt nearly as degrading as you would think <[ric]> uneasier: I realise, but think how the chickens felt? <uneasier> they were heavily drugged <[ric]> I am sure there is some bad joke in this about chickens eating seed, but let's just leave it at that
<Scofco> just because i like hairless chicks with small tits, and that are younger than me, does not make me a pedophile <Scofco> it makes me borderline pedophile
<TURBOMEAT> arguing over musical taste is pointless, really <ScumDog> pretty much <TURBOMEAT> it's subjective <mightyflo> not when you have ops. :)
<prence> o <prence> h <prence> m <prence> y <prence> g <prence> o <prence> d <prence> i was supposed to be cleaning the bathroom, and i was in there and was like fuck it, ill shave my balls, so i was shaving away, i had my penis stretched out so i could get the hard to reach hairs <prence> and my mom came in, and saw me, and was like oh im sorry and left!@##@!#@!#@!#@! she thought i was just cleaning the bathroom, but I was shaving and now i cant look her in the face, fizuck
<djazonic> tiko: do you know how to setup a win2k's telnet server? <JediPimp> djazonic: format c: ; <insert linux CD>
<SilverJag> babyd did you get any play yet? <eldee> babyd gets as much play as my atari
<Scofco> my anus is itchy, and i can't scratch it, because then my hand would smell like ass