*** BlackDeth (xxdethxx@res135a-026.rh.rit.edu) has joined # snogs <tyne> uh <tyne> who are u? <matts> BlackDeth on #snogs @#songs <BlackDeth> hypr told me to do it <BlackDeth> i dont know how well you guys know him <BlackDeth> but you probably realize he isn't the greatest typer/speller! <matts> HAHAHA <hypr> shut up flamer <BlackDeth> so i joined #songs first when he said #snogs
<[ric]> uneasier, 2 line taskbar is XP default <[ric]> and if you have like 20+ windows open at once and the quicklaunch active in nt/9x/2k/me then it is necessary <uneasier> i never knew.. god has reached down from the heavens and stuck his omniscient thumb u my ass <[ric]> hmm... do you feel discomfort in any way? <uneasier> no i feel big <uneasier> and shiny <[ric]> like stretched and stuff? <uneasier> no, sort of waterlogged
<K34R> im not one of these grey haired freaks who flies bitches from out of state then keeps them in a shed <K34R> but i will be one day <3
<Mazroth> ya vodka is potato water, thats why everyone in russia drinks it <Mazroth> too many potatoes there <Mazroth> They have it at mcdonalds, heh <Mazroth> in fountains. <Mazroth> big mac, large fry, and supersized vodka
<FreshBrew> i dont know why i floss before i go to the dentist <FreshBrew> i never ever do it <FreshBrew> its like going to the doctor and pretending not to be sick so he doesnt yell at you
<DigDug> <nowakow> does anyone want to teach a horny female to masturbate to orgasm? <DigDug> Approve Kill Nothing <orion> kill; <jestuh> kill <jestuh> if she's horny she knows what to do
(@Jumper): I've been to LegoLand (@Jumper): I've actually been drunk in LegoLand ! (@Jumper): We had a huge company party in the Lego Castle (+offwYtE): drink out of lego cups ([ric]): lagerland... sure that wasn't where you were Jumper?
<conio> 99% of all americans SUCK <poon> conio: i guess that leaves Monica Lewinsky in the remaining 1% that blows?
<[Shinji]> Statitics say that 85% of College men mastrubate at least once per day. Hmmm... I'm about due.... I'll be back in 10..
<TYRESE> Does anybody know how it feels to have a faggot bug u on the internet????
<kapusta> Slut: a woman that fucks everyone. Bitch: a woman that fucks everyone but you...
<ftstjohn_> 6" long and 4 1/2" thick bald penis <ftstjohn_> looking for a girl to watch me masterbate in real life
<Tragician> MOTHER...FUCKING...FIREWALL! <mightyflo> that's a horrible mental image
<prence> you masturbate too much if your mom has to snap your tube sock over her knee to get it in the washer
<blazemore> one of my friends that i haven't talked to in forever said "Hey what's up" through icq last night <blazemore> i didn't say anything though cause last time she said whats up she just needed a cd burned :| <mightyflo> cdrs before hos
<RokChik> just had my first mammogram and anytime you flatten anything that much, it just ain't ever going back to being fluffy and firm again. I just may sue.
<Dark_un> man this shit is fucked <Synoptica> whats that? * Dark_un produces a piece of shit with a particularly suspicious looking hole
<drlion> squirrels have sexy tails <drlion> like foxes <[ric]> hmm.... define "sexy" <[ric]> in fact, don't... I will leave it to my imagination.. :)
<djglitch> i'm thinking about getting the front desk chix number just to see if i still have it in me <djglitch> she is sexy <tyne> lol <tyne> u got her number <tyne> "0"
<aeflux> I swear 85% of the CS community failed remedial english in 3rd grade <Gunny> 85% of the CS community hasn't made it to the 3rd grade
<Alamias> So, how is things with you Waldo? <Joshua> things are just things <Joshua> kicked a midterm's ass <Joshua> tire <Joshua> *tired <Alamias> Cool.. I always hated midterms <Lexx> isnt that a pregnant lady?
<Joshua> how's the recording going? <Joshua> or the whole band thing i guess... haven't heard much as of late... <Lexx> like a dead paraplegic snail, nailed to a dead paraplegic badger that has been cemented into the foundations of a building <Joshua> umm... was the snail dead before it was nailed to the badger? <Lexx> they were both stillborn <Lexx> as were their parents <Alamias> Sounds like my sex life <Joshua> wow...
<Gallant> what's the point of programmin C/C++ if your goal is to make readable code?
<evil-guru> if the Bible says Pi equals 3, the Pi must equal 3 <j-la> Thou shalt not reckon in decimals.
<Tony> a hand job..10 dollars, a blowjob..25 dollars, full sex..50 dollars, a long lasting relationship..priceless. There are some things money can buy, for everything else, theres blackmail.
<Nazke|du> Your ass is russian, in other words its cold and only inviting to women with beards.
<Donitz> Do you like waffles?! Do you like Nazi propaganda?! Then do we have the restaraunt for you!
* DAEMON watches the most expensive videos on mtv <SkiTz> the most expensive is bound to be a Michael Jackson clip. <DAEMON> it costs a lot to buy small children on the black market for his dressing room
<DAEMON> marked by circumcision <DAEMON> hm, that sounds like a Steven Segal movie
<scummo> I was saying "eat a dick" even then, trying to get good grades by drawing pictures of shoes <scummo> a tradition I keep up even today <scummo> the 4.0 on the 15-page paper about the importance of midgets and dwarfs in film has to be my crown jewel
[11:29] *** kiwix is now known as kiwiGF [11:34] *** kiwiGF is now known as kiwix <mightyflo> that was quick.
<therioman> at this rate i'll end up working for some company, being married and having 4 kids <therioman> which i will ensure doesn't happen <therioman> i shall barricade myself with 45U racks
<ScumDog> my first BBS name ever, when I was something like 11 years old, was pothead. <ScumDog> except that I was named after a local band, and had no idea what an actual "pothead" was <ScumDog> so people were always like "Rahhh! 420 4-ever!!!" and I had no clue what they were talking about
[OutLore ] horray! my crossover cable worked! putting ends on is easy.... [madwoota ] if you have a crimper :P [OutLore ] took me 45 for the first one, 5 for the second.. :) [madwoota ] cat5 ends take < 10 seconds [OpsuPup ] but you're l33t woota [OpsuPup ] how could OutLore possibly hope to compete with you? [madwoota ] i know, it's tough, but someone has to be this good
<Ouroboros> suds: You are drunk, we are sober. Why are you sad? <suds> i dunno <suds> maybe cuz all the chicas at the club were so underage it was like walkin into jail *** suds has some standards <suds> noone under 18 <suds> now that i'm 22 <Ouroboros> I only have 2 standards. <Ouroboros> A left one and a right one.
*** Now talking in #sandstorm *** Topic is 'http://media.sub-sonix.net:8008 all sandstorm, all the time... for 60 days until the RIAA starts charging'
<Hostile> Would you eat mung if it tasted like chicken? <Hostile> Would you eat chicken if it tasted like mung. <Scofco> ... <Scofco> what's mung? <Hostile> It's the stuff inside of a pregnant chick i think. <Scofco> there's lots of stuff inside pregnant chicks <Hostile> Yeah, that's mung.
<blazemore> these japanese guys walked up to me and my friend and started talking to us <blazemore> and asking which bands we like <blazemore> so we started naming some off but they hadn't heard of any of them <blazemore> then i'm like "uh... guns 'n roses" <blazemore> and they're all "oh yes, we like them very much!" <ScumDog> you should've whistled "patience" to them <ScumDog> as a universal message of love <ScumDog> it transcends the spoken word
<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a fag break all i can think of is someone knocking on my door , picking me up , and smoking me
<@EvilSxxd> it's a sad sad day when a man lets a woman move into his balls <@Vashie> my nutsack is as safe as fort nox <@EvilSxxd> checked and handled by 1000s of sweaty soldiers a day?