<drano> i need to go to sleep soon, i was late for school this morning <Wyatt> being late rules. <furandfx> periods <furandfx> the only place being late does not rule
<nARcOtIC]> any of u know someone witha f ast internet connection? <[ric]> me, suppa fast... so fast I can't even see the packets go by when I open the modem up <nARcOtIC]> how fast is it? <[ric]> so fast I can't even explain it <nARcOtIC]> right <[ric]> so fast that by the time I try and upload something it was uploaded 10 minutes earlier <[ric]> stunningly fast, it is..
<MadScribe> it's called working for a growing company <Soopa> work on my growing cock! * Soopa has a way with words <toNe> and a way with cocks <Soopa> yeah that too
<Infe> damn, i hate buying a computer part, you always see a better deal the next day <AlmtyBob> not me <ryo-ohki> Just steal stuff, and you won't have that problem. <Infe> but then they buy something newer and better to replace what you stole <Infe> and you have to steal again!
<Hostile> And now that i think of it, the west coast should be all renamed to the wastelands <Scofco> It should be renamed to the east coast <Scofco> then we would have 2 east coasts <Scofco> it would rid gang violence <Scofco> end the east coast / west coast struggle <Scofco> with a simple name change <Scofco> I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE <Hostile> AGREED
<poste> no, i know this chick with awesome big boobs...2 actually <rox-work> 2 awesome big boobs? <rox-work> i should hope so <matthardy> like one boob on a chest, is like kinda funky and wrong <spazzer> nah, poste is confused <spazzer> the chick has one huge uniboob <matthardy> spazz: ahaha uniboob <spazzer> and a unibrow to match
<Hoosier55> does anyone know where i can get a modchip installed cuz i hate to solder does best buy do it?
<Wodan> hi wich langage do u spieak? <moonsee> heh <moonsee> apparently not yours
<ScumDog> I think the coathangers might have something to do with all those, ahem, "random" miscarriages <shin_k> scum : THAT'S JUST STRAWBERRY JAM ON THE COAT HANGER, REALLY!
<TURBOMEAT> my car caught fire. <TURBOMEAT> I tried to flick a cigarette out the window <TURBOMEAT> and it was only like 1/4 down <TURBOMEAT> so it bounced off the window and went under the seat <TURBOMEAT> 2 streets later there was smoke billowing out from under me <TURBOMEAT> it landed on some paper <TURBOMEAT> then started to burn the material under the seat <TURBOMEAT> I wish someone had TOLD me smoking could be hazardous
<Hiko> "all the people in #bemani are child molesters" <nitrifik_> I'm not. <mightyflo> not according to swedish law, anyway <nitrifik_> exactly. <nitrifik_> I have never sexed anyone below 15, so I'm all legal.
<imsoemo> i should sell information on how to join irc on ebay <imsoemo> FOR ONLY $3 I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO TALK TO MORE ARROGANT ASSHOLES THAN YOU EVER DREAMED <CaliburX> Just make it sound complicated and expensive <CaliburX> Have you ever wanted to talk with other sophisticated beings like yourself for free on your own personal computer? With this 42 step guide your dreams will become a reality and your life will be forever enjoyable. <CaliburX> Only $99.99 plus shipping and handling
<Hendrix> Its fun to go out in the cold weather and watch smokers pass out becuse they dont know when they're done exhaling
<shin_k> rez is great though <shin_k> just because of how insane it is visually <shin_k> and w/ a great sound system it will make you CRAP YOUR PANTS <TURBOMEAT> I don't think I've flat out crapped my pants yet <TURBOMEAT> but there may have been some subtle fecal leakage, yes
<DMC[tiky]> the word rocks is funny to me, cause when i was a little kid in fox chapel, my friends brother told him GO SUCK ON A ROCK, so he did, and everyone crowded around him and watched him suck on this rock for like 10 minutes.............
<zedebsky> Coughing sucks, but does get you higher :) <tonic4> zedebsky, coughing opens up parts of your lungs that usually don't get in air, in the case of smoking, smoke, so thats how it gets you higher <latez> lol <latez> we've got a medic
<d1cer> omfg <d1cer> i just shit the bigest shit in the world <d1cer> :/ <d1cer> it was like a fucking legg <LivinDead> lol <LivinDead> how big was it? <d1cer> umm <d1cer> k <d1cer> hold on leme get my ruler
[17:23:28] [Synoptica] I AM GOING TO TAKE A SHIT NOW EVERYONE [17:29:32] [Xta-C ] COOL! [17:30:13] [Synoptica] jesus christ i dont remember eating chili
<NeonId> general- Internet talk isn't even worth of being called a dialect. It's a mutilation of language, and we are the people who have to compensate for it's brazen idiocy. <Potato> I'd even say it bites. <JDigital> lol kthx
<Slant> dpkg -i kernel-image-2.4.18_kami.1.0_i386.deb <Sam|foo> ok <Slant> ok, reboot. <Sam|foo> brb * Slant nods. <-- Sam|foo has quit (QUIT: User exited) <FlipTopBox> sucka. he's doomed, isn't he.
<Rajio> my friend's such a bastard, he wouldn't let me get my quarter's worth with VF4, challenged me just for the sake of beating me :P then he did the same with tekken, but then i wipped paul out and owned his ass :P <toNe> Rajio: paul? is that like a nickname for it?
<dot> *shrug* <dot> i know most references <dot> because i am ... whats that word? <dot> i know stuff
<Sylffor> The Legend of Zelda for the NES had replay value with the Second Quest. <TURBOMEAT> by that logic, every single game with Randomly Generated Dungeons has infinite replay value <nitrifik_> I don't even think those have one-play value :o
<ScumDog> the mom-look is sexy though <ScumDog> don't take it wrong <nitrifik> ScumDog: what weird fetish do you NOT possess dude?
<Sylffor> I prefer "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon" or "yogurt slinger" <nitrifik_> ok. Sylffor knows too many colorful synonyms for 'dick'. * Sylffor is a homosexual, remember? <nitrifik_> you being gay is fine. <nitrifik_> I draw the line at "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon".
<Scofco> whenever I get a hardon <Scofco> I pass out <Scofco> well, I actually faint <Scofco> because the idea of getting laid shocks me
[bytraper] they are my family.... I love them like they were my own, I couldn't part with them for less than $20
<JibberJim> what should happen to your webpages if you drop dead? <Jumper> is this a trick question ?
<kalani> Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves...Here's Tom with the weather.
<Dst> revenge is sweet <Dst> revenge is a dish best served cold <Dst> ergo; revenge is ice cream <Joshua> peanut butter is good, boobies are good, therefore boobies are peanut butter <Dst> i like your twisted logic there <Joshua> i like boobies.
<Joshua> funny how sodomy and clowns are linked in my head... i'd better not investigate that any further...
(acidxxx) phone sex isnt expensive (acidxxx) dial 0 and start talking nasty (acidxxx) takes them at least 45 seconds before they hang up on you (acidxxx) "I wanna take you doggie style in this phone booth and rub your head in the chewing gum"
<@sh0x> in a free society, if you're making your animal happy, why should it be illegal
(nexxai) I just tried to light my smoke, but I forgot to put it in my mouth, and burnt my nose :( (nexxai) I lit the lighter, then realized the smoke was still on the desk (nexxai) D:
<nitrifik_> black chicks scare me :| <Slant> nitrifik_: There are scary black chicks and then there are the amazing ones. <nitrifik_> Slant: yeah, I know, but how often do I actually see the amazing ones "IRL"? <nitrifik_> Never! <Slant> nitrifik_: I'm sorry, once again, where do you live? ; -) <nitrifik_> Slant: SWEDEN
<[ric]> jeez... why is it the boss always walks in on me when I am typing on irc? <[ric]> oh, yeh.. it's because I am always typing on irc.. :)
<bin_Laden> Some English teacher got beaten to death a couple months ago. <Morris> hahaha <Morris> must've given an AP student a B
<MrP-> that 40 days and 40 nights movie pisses me off... ohh can he go 40 days without sex? try 19 years!!! <ine> i think there is an additional restriction regarding masturbation as well, MrP- <kalani> LOL <SprSamat> hrmm <MrP-> oh