<kolby> man I am getting layed so many times this weekend <kolby> I don't care how tired my hand gets.
<changO-> dude <changO-> ive had 3 hot sounding bitches call here for the last 3 days with the wrong number <changO-> what is this shit <changO-> next time a bitch calls im gonna tell her to shut the FUCK UP and shove the phone UP THEIR CUNTT and DIE
<ric> tbh, I would like to know why only fat women who have no chance of scoring with anyone seem to see *me* as their ideal partner <tommy_> ditto <ric> maybe, it's my good looks, my charm, my generosity.... <ric> or perhaps it's my hat of meat... just who knows?
<[ric]> as the old joke goes, commodore is so bad a marketing, if they bought KFC they would rename it "warm dead bird"
<[ric]> god, damnit... wished I had never started on that gothornot.com ... I'll never get any work done now.
<[ric]> although.... dark makeup (check)... peircings (check)... wearing black (check)... leather & studded wristbands (check)... mad stare (check) <[ric]> she has all the hallmarks of a good date if you ask me... now if we could just add a some mental instability and bizarre drinking habbits then we have my perfect woman
<Ad0> I met my gf (which is here as we speak) over IRC <Wyatt> Ad0: Are you both IRCing side-by-side? <Ad0> almost <Ad0> she is in the kitchen with the laptop
<tyne> ive tossed around joining places like the peace corp and green peace and the navy <tyne> but green peace is too much <tyne> navy is too hard <tyne> and peace corp is hard to get into <tyne> so <tyne> my final answer is <tyne> bartender!!
<ChewToy> hrm... my girlfriend should be getting off work soon <ChewToy> i should get really really stoned before she gets here <spazzer> actually <spazzer> chew <spazzer> i got off your girlfriend this afternoon first <ChewToy> spazzer she's fucking hot :) <ChewToy> she puts out! <spazzer> hence, i said i got off of her first <ChewToy> she sucks good dick doesnt she? <spazzer> i was getting close, and she told me to put my finger in her ass <ChewToy> she's a manager at a victorias secret <ChewToy> :> * KNG_SNK wonders how chew scored that <dazemobil> he ordered her in the catalog =o
<Mir> I'm based on a true story <eldee> mir: what book? kamasutra for homos? :) <Mir> no.... <Mir> not a book <Mir> I'm based on the Story of Dave. The guy that was. <eldee> the guy that was _____? (gay?) <eldee> bwahahhaa <boozie> hahaha <Mir> no <Mir> the guy that was. theres no more words, I put the . in there. <eldee> dang <eldee> he's right. <eldee> punctuation's a bitch <boozie> poop
<tomg> are there any programs that will scan a remote ip to see if there are any common trojans on it (I want this for GOOD use :))? <JibberJim> Does anyone know where I can buy big guns, it's okay it's for a GOOD use. <Eibon> I'm looking for anthrax. Anyone know where I can find some?
<Scofco> I have the ass of a homosexual <Scofco> shame I'm not gay <Scofco> I'd make a good gay guy
<lonelyfig> who here can name all the punk bands that have won Grammy's? <Lawd> u2 and umm <Lawd> fuck thats it <nXwetrust> u2 punk?....... <lonelyfig> U2 = not a punk band <Lawd> yeah they are <blazemore> hahaha <lonelyfig> no they arent <Lawd> they started out as a punk band <blazemore> michael jackson also started out as a black person <Lawd> haha wtf :|
<Alexander> see, shift, when you said you got a laptop, I automatically assumed 'dance'
<tomg> old, ancient, shouldn't be used, replaced with something better <[ric]> yeh, like the excuses I get when I am dumped
<Slant> I lost $50 to sexual laws in Washington. <Corranfox> if I have to pay $50 to fuck my girlfriend so be it
<zeepe> swede girls are legendary <Janus120> can i have one? <zeepe> well <zeepe> you have to be young and pretty with a big cock <Janus120> im 5 inches myself, but im a very good listener
<FreshBrew> if i ever get arrested for something serious, 20/ 20 and Dateline are going to have a field day with my irc logs.
<Epesh> I wish I was in control of all hiring <Epesh> for everywhere <Epesh> McD's would have no labour shortage
* taz chills to : [Shonen Knife - Do The Bartman (Simpsons)] [3:20] [3.05MB/44KHz/128Kbit] * Jumper chills to : [Your MOM and I.DIVX.XXX.AVI] [45:60] [560.04MB/44Khz/1024KBit]
<+Xta-C> once, dad told me about the birds and the bees <+Xta-C> i tried to shag a wasp :/
<orge> !speedtest <orge> (_*_) @ 599Mhz <claws03> at 907Mhz <hydro-> niggers picking cotton @ 998Mhz <jestuh> s00p3r 4thl0n runn1ng 4t 1696Mhz <bos-> >=[ @ 341Mhz <bradley> jerkin it @ 306Mhz <DigDug> 207.4 millions of cycles per second :-o
<gecko__> i just oiled up my cats ass,but now when i try to boff him he slips away! <gecko__> =[~! <Esad> i knew there was a reason i hated cats
[dodgey ] wow! [dodgey ] somthing fucken weird happened [dodgey ] i just deleted porn :|
<Joshua> i'm almost out of money for food... and i've got 4 more months before i go home... <Joshua> all of my remaining food money is going towards caffeine. <Villager> who needs food when you have caffeine eh?
<Villager> i was really pissed off this morning <Villager> it was about 9am, i had a free period and i had just bought my breakfast; an egg, bacon & sausage bap, hash browns and a coffee, <Villager> when the damned fire alarm goes before i've taken a bite <Joshua> ... <Joshua> you left the building just because an alarm went off? <Joshua> with FOOD waiting for you? <Villager> i put the hash browns in my pocket and carried the bap, but they all got cold <Villager> i was going to stay but the security guards came round <Joshua> oh <Joshua> we don't have security guards just for fire alarms <Joshua> "ya stay, ya burn" is the official policy i beleive
<CorranFox> but I wanted to ask something about a certain girl... who likes me <CorranFox> its been buggin me for a while <CorranFox> well since last night anyways <CorranFox> care to listen? <Slant> Sure. Do tell. <scummo> "See.. her name's 'my mom'...
<CrackHoe> I was so drunk last night I could not even jerkoff <CrackHoe> well I could <CrackHoe> but I was so drunk I lost interest
geoffduman: :: watches a movie with 2 word documents open, mail running and 3 im conversations going with absolutely no problems :: e l i t e m r p: yeah well once i get my new pc ill watch 2 movies, with no word cause i dont have it, but instead ill open PS and load high res porn for midget transformation, then ill chat with hot 13 year olds via AIM AND ICQ... while LAUGHING AT YOU
<Valathar> No matter how depressed you are.... there is NOTHING that can't be fixed by titties.
<OutLore> your the moron that believed us, i's not my fault your tent fell in the river
<bytraper> i would have charged data for it, but i felt sorry because he had boobs
<dodgey> my g/f somtimes talks to me in html code <dodgey> quite cute... eheh <dodgey> like i go to bed the other night, she sais <dodgey> actually, what did she say
<Guinivere> they have cable in Montana? <Ouroboros> Yeah, you use it for barb-wire fences. <Ouroboros> You know, cable. <Ouroboros> Or for pulling your truck out of the ditch or whatever.
<rivvah> dude, he's from montana or some shit. 17.50 would buy a new house <Ouroboros> What's a house?
<mightyflo> i still want the milli vanilli cd <mightyflo> the only place i've seen it is a smoky as hell pool hall <scummo> Dr Q's. <scummo> I go there specifically to play that entire CD all the time!!! <scummo> And the best part is, all the people there never get that I was the one who put it on <scummo> So they always strike up conversation like "Haha.. I wonder who the faggot who put this shit on was.." <scummo> especially when I had the whole long-haired rocker image
*** fr33b1rth sets mode: -o fr33b1rth <fr33b1rth> shit... <fr33b1rth> shitfuckdamn
<w3nis> I remember discussing bong tactics with a friend and drawing out plans and then we realized we had drew a pelican
<dregan> Shush, or I'll stab you in the groin. <MightyQuinn> no you won't. <MightyQuinn> MY PENIS IS FAR TOO MIGHTY TO BE STABBED! <dregan> Would you like to test that? <MightyQuinn> no. <dregan> I accept it may be hard to hit first time, but I'm willing to give it a go.
<blazemore> 1) he has pants listed in the arcade machine section <blazemore> 2) why would you buy used clothes over the internet :/ <Slant|SCC> Let alone "techno raver DJ" pants? <Steve-3> 9 bids so far <Steve-3> maybe i should start selling my old boxers on ebay <Steve-3> These boxers are in GREAT condition, with the exception of a spot where i let go a little early <Slant|SCC> But they're not any ordinary boxser. <Slant|SCC> They're "techno raver DJ" boxers!
<Object> shutting down your computer is like putting your dog in a cage <Object> you just don't do that
<ThaDragon> money == good life == pussy + beer. <ThaDragon> Preferrably in that order. Pussy tastes horrible after beer. <tenfour> eew * ThaDragon grossed out tenfour <tenfour> I can't stand the taste of beer