<mappyman> i sent off for a PAL videotape of Captain Jack <mappyman> still in backorder <Hiko> heh <Hiko> how you gonna play a PAL tape? <mightyflo> just crack it <mightyflo> www.vhscopyworld.com
<TURBOMEAT> gross <TURBOMEAT> note to self : clean george foreman grille before making grilled cheese <Megami> Hmmm.... I think it's time for CC again. XD <TURBOMEAT> the bread tastes of the fat of 1000 meals <Megami> Why the hell would you make grilled cheese on an inclined grill in the first place? O.o;
<metroid23> all those dumb bots. they all sit around and make each other feel comfortable by confirming each others' decisions. it's like a big self-help group!
<Kiteless> anyways, invite only is often a good thing <Kiteless> unless youre talking about girls of course.. <ScumDog> Kidon's giving you delusions about girls who like games being 'hot' <ScumDog> she's a serious rarity - remember that <mightyflo> sell her on ebay <Kiteless> 'hot gamer gf' <mightyflo> LQQK!
<FlipTopBox> oooh! i want a p'zone! <mightyflo> "we tried spelling 'pizza' and 'calzone' but we fucked up." <FlipTopBox> i was thinking more like "we were trying to find the most annoying name possible."
<Mazroth> A girl waved to me once before making out with her boyfriend, does that count as scoring?
* auslandr pokes lint in the eye <EigenLint> no poking. * auslandr stabs lint in the eye <auslandr> better?
<blazemore> one time i was camping with a bunch of friends and me and this girl were sleeping next to each other and we were both laying on our sides with our asses touching and i accidentally farted
[illz] i could maybe play it off him like 'im just taking my autistic friend out he's never had a drink before'
(@watchy): hey io (@watchy): i am gonna put up a ebay auction (@watchy): i'm gonna auction my sperm (@watchy): haha *** Quits: watchy (Excess Flood) (@[IO]): or not
<PapaWo|f> any girls care to chat with 17/m/Van/Lamer/zits for days/hideously overweight/naked right at this moment spanking off to animal porn? msg me
<WhitePony> I want to upgrade my t3 connection to a cable modem, where do i download the patch?
<CoMBo> so for job titles, i should put Wholesale Distributor, Bookkeeping and ...what goes here <jube> Village Idiot
<kung_fu_mike> its not a fast rmix when all you did was speed up the bit rate <kung_fu_mike> oh and degrade the quality
<L0ne_W0lf> I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
<tsui-ji> gyl: go into #asian and tell em you are white, have muscles and drive a nice car and mad chicks will msg you
<blazemore> omg i love this song <blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24) <Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song
<nakke> !dictionary fellatio <FillyJonk> 2 entries found for fellatio. <FillyJonk> fel-la-ti-o (f-l, -sh, f-) n. Oral stimulation of the penis. [New Latin, from Latin felltus, past participle of fellre, to suck. See dh(i)- in Indo-European Roots.] <JibberJim> So billions is spent on making it possible for people to "chat" across the world, and access dictionary's and what do you do? - look up dirty words...
<fai|ure> pearl must have some cavern pussy if she's wanting it in the ass everytime <pearl> i didnt say everytime <pearl> occasionally is nice :) <pearl> jd has the nicest thing to say about me usually <fai|ure> i'm that sensitive type of guy <fai|ure> ya' know what i'm sayin' <Ginger> cavernous is not good <Ginger> cept <Ginger> for the esophageal capacity
<shaun|bbl> I've been smokin my cats shit recently, once you get over the bad taste, it actually fucks you up good....:P
<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion <noj> no it isn't <noj> you puss <djcrom> ok let me rephrase <djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion and make it not sound gay
<FreshBrew> BEAT MY CHILDREN <kolby> You take that B off and I won't even charge ya.
<establish> 16/f/virgin/36c/firmtits/5'9/125 pounds/I like guys who are short, overweight, not good looking, and who are really into computers and video games/plus I have genital warts
<DeathFist> hey, can u guys stop talking about racism and shit...its getting old...if you dont like it, then you dont have to own slaves, its as easy as that...
<SinbadTheSailor> hi hedge...are you on turps? <Hedge> quite sober actually <sTar69> sober like, just jammed my penis in the door kinda sober? <Hedge> sober like i just got caught shoplifting a dildo kinda sober <sTar69> oh THAT kind of sober ;) <sTar69> i mean err what are you talking about?
<Baby-d> I set up a shoutcast last night while I was pretty wasted, it's fuckin tight though <SilverJag> I guess <Baby-d> you guess!?! <Baby-d> show some more enthusiasim! <Baby-d> :) <SilverJag> I cant I have diahreaa
<BombScare> hmmm...choices choices, either get dressed and go get lunch, or sit here and wait for dinner <BombScare> damn im lazy
<xeiro> O_6: what does updating your kernel actaully do <O_6> xeiro, gets me the chicks
<Amanda> Uncle Bud's Catfish is a PRODUCT OF CORPORATE MONOPOLIES ATTEMPTING TO STEAL OUR CATFISH TRADITION <Amanda> AND CAPITALIZE ON IT WHILE LOSING THE TRUE VALUE OF AND LOVE FOR THE FISH <kisama_> alright <kisama_> so you're against christmas presents too?
<mightyflo> they keep all interesting stuff from entering the country i live in <mightyflo> and at the same time, flood it with total crap <Slant> mightyflo: It's a conspiracy to make us stupid. <Reo> and it's too late for many of us
<Slant> .... <FutabaAoi> i see your ... and raise you .. <FutabaAoi> ! <Slant> four baby. * Slant shoots FutabaAoi for cheating at the '.' table.
*** da-guvnor (~tonto@pc2-stoc4-0-cust224.mid.cable.ntl.com) Quit (If girls are made of sugar & spice......why do they taste of fish.)
<cheezwiz> anybody know how to have WarCraft 3 run off of a bnetd server?? <eldee> cheezwiz: yeah <cheezwiz> eldee <cheezwiz> really? <eldee> cheezwiz: yeah! first, become a beta tester. then they'll give you a serial number you can use. its hella easy after that. you just hit connect <cheezwiz> eldee:wow u didn't help at all <eldee> cheezwiz: cool. mission accomplished
MrProgrmmr: I want to encode my sperms DNA with the DeCSS code, that way when I jack off, I'd be breaking the law
<Slant> In the process of arguing for chinese food <Slant> I appear to have slipped my guilt in .. err .. inability to cook food. <Slant> If it reaches the complexity of boiling water, I don't have the attention span. <Slant> As such, we have had a few vict.. err .. accidents around the house. <Slant> So it looks like I'll be eating ramen tonight. Worse, I'll be eating it carefully monitored.
<Slant> Easy way to figure out which episodes Slant likes: <Slant> for x in StarTrek.Episodes[] <Slant> if (x.liked_by_everyone) <Slant> Slant.hates_episode[x] = TRUE; <Slant> else <Slant> Slant.likes_episode[x] = FALSE; <Slant> no wait. <mightyflo> hahahahahahahaha <Slant> Slant.hates_episode[x] = FALSE; <animegoth> lol <FutabaAoi> so you hate all of tng! <mightyflo> it's funny when you can debug someone's real life code
<Slant> The problem with having gone this long without whacking <Slant> is that I have no quality pr0n in which to celebrate the occasion <Slant> that now I can whack <Slant> and thus I feel the "moment" isn't right
<myzery> MIAMI -- An 81-year-old woman who arrived in court Thursday in a wheelchair plotted to smuggle 9,931 doses of Ecstasy in her luggage on a flight from London, authorities said. <matts> hahah <[prefix]> haha <matts> What a doofus <skycriesx> whered u read that <myzery> the onion
<Corranfox> GF? <metroid23> you'll get it eventually... <Corranfox> guitar freaks <blazemore> it's not like it'd stand for girl friend.. this IS #bemani after all