<Darksyde> dood you make texas look like a big dildo <blazemore> i'd rather be a big dildo than a small dildo <blazemore> especially the kind the secretes fake jizz that tastes like oranges <Geek-> lol <Geek-> how would you know about that shit? * blazemore is away
<@Catgirl> The three stages of Catgirl hating: #1) "FUCK YOU I'M RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG" #2) "FUCK YOU I BET YOU'RE NOT A GIRL" #3) "FUCK YOU" *ban* PM: "I'd like to fuck you."
<blazemore> Windows XP Professional Uptime: 4wks 4hrs 55secs <blazemore> time to reboot <ScumDog> that's so retarded <mandarin> heh...uptime is sad <mandarin> more sad is most *nix nerds have longer uptime records than relationship records ;) <mightyflo> Relationship OSR2 Sexual Uptime: 2wks 6hrs 12secs
<f9|war3beta> These Mint Skittles taste like shit. <Brentai> MINT SKITTLES? <JDigital> f9: Tell me about it. Over here, we call the green ones "Excre-mint". <JDigital> Alternatively known as "New car smell" flavour.
<Object> i'm good for 15 minutes <sh0> Object, 15 minutes ?! <sh0> you better have a lot of cash to keep yo bitch loyal
<jstepka-w> she said to me 'we need a few months off' <Flav> "a few months? sweet, that'll let me run through the bitches on my TODO list"
<Mike> ARGH SHIT <Mike> Ive been on the internet for ALMOST 3 HOURS <Mike> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHITE <Mike> BIG HUGE PHONE BILL <Mike> bye bye everyone *** Mike (~M@194.165.170.168) Quit (Quit: Mike is Gone, Nobody Noticed) <Jumper> heh <Jumper> "phone"
<Jumper> which one are you reading ? <snot> security experts ( news.com.com ) <Jumper> ah, news.com that redirects to news.com.com for unfatomable reasons <Jumper> I guess they weren't commy enough <Jumper> haw haw, get it ?? RED BASTARDS <snot> they where news.com.com.com before the .com bust, guess they just playing it safe <Jumper> yeah, they must've hyped down now
<Blackmail> I should get a realdoll <Blackmail> imagine me applying for a loan for that from my bank "yeah, I need a love doll" <tobdude> LOL <zerox> I'm sure you could get a realdoll on ebay for half the price <Blackmail> ew, a used one <Blackmail> and not made the way I want it either <zerox> is this the one you want Blackmail <zerox> http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.html <aNuBiS-> hahah <Blackmail> I want a she-he-doll <tobdude> thats so wrong <CanOfSpam> We're long overdue for an Oprah doll <Blackmail> UPS won't take anything that heavy <CanOfSpam> oh
<timmo> you know what makes me laugh <timmo> web cam chicks <timmo> who try to lick their own nipples <timmo> but fall short
<dodge> i tell ya <dodge> youre sitting here one minuite, the next thing you know youve just woken up and theres ya laptop under yer pillow... <Lord-Data> nope.. just you ...
<Maxstah> i had a cable repair call at this arian nation nazi guys house today <Maxstah> funny his name was joseph black <Maxstah> i told him thats ironic <Maxstah> he got pissed
<kolby> Allow me to be serious. Kolby serious? Yea right. Well I'm kinda drunk and feel like getting a few things off my chest. See I'm not even supposed to be alive right now. When my mom was giving birth there was a big problem. I was suffocating and I almost died. <Wes> how were you suffocating? <kolby> See what happend is that my dick was wrapped around my neck 8 times.
<grifferz> I love vim so much <grifferz> pets can die, women will fuck you over <grifferz> but vim's love is pure * ben moves away <grifferz> vim is truly a man's best friend * IZS calls for the men in white coats
<DrWoody> One time I was at the store with my friend and there were these underage kids in the porn section they kicked out while we were in there. <DrWoody> so they gave us their money and we bought porn for them <L33TKnight> your good deed for the day? <DrWoody> I like to give back to society.
<Nyphur> How long till Chaz gets on, roughly? <Koji_Ishida> when hell freezes over... * Koji_Ishida shortens the timespan... and sets the temp down in helll *** Chaz (Chaz@va-24-30-228-82.va.mediaone.net) has joined channel #AlgolXR <Koji_Ishida> told you lowering the temp in hell always works * Koji_Ishida breaks off an icicle
<Crappy> tbe <Crappy> er <Crappy> the internet is cool <Crappy> my triumphant statement somewhat dampened by my inability to type "the"
[DigDug] wow, i was so dehydrated this morning... [DigDug] i took a piss and it looked like there was an egg yolk coming out of my penis
<erik> i guess that means oral sex is out of the question then <grifferz> I dunno, with the stuff I've been coughing up today, your spooge might actually be more pleasant
<ben> on sep 11th dalnet issued a statement offering condolences and saying how they were non-politicial <ben> and you almost believe them until you see it was issued by Melech which is the hebrew word for king <ben> i.e. israeli contacts, etc <ben> NON POLITICAL MY ARSEY <grifferz> wow, and like, the way bahamut is the name of a dragon, maybe all these names have real meaning and dalnet staff are really hyperdiemnsional dragon warriors from the planet Oper!! <grifferz> fucking scary eh <ben> yes <grifferz> or, they could be just nicknames. I DO NOT KNOW
<grifferz> what is more funny is when dalnet EB sends a message to their mailing lists saying "don't talk about this issue, kill the thread" thus ensuring the thread will never, ever end <grifferz> it is like a reverse godwin
<timmo> and it involves a girl named bertha <timmo> WHO WOULD SUBJECT THEIR DAUGHTER TO THE HORRORS OF THAT NAME <timmo> 'this is my daughter bertha, she eats villages'
<|TrunX|> dem polacks are getting smart....the woman all stopped using vibrators.... <|TrunX|> kept getting chipped teeth :þ
<|sco|t> doesn anyone in here know a good amount of php <Jumper> |sco|t, the #php guys do ;) <JibberJim> |sco|t go to #php <[ric]> and #women is full of women, go figure <JibberJim> and #teens is full of 40 year old men.
<Snag> i saw this thing...... its like a rod with two lips you put like a special rod-lube in it.. <Snag> supposed to be like a bj.... throat included <XDDD> i prefer women for my bjs <boozie> haha <XDDD> but im kinda weird <XDDD> i guess the pipe would be better, no body to get rid of afterwards
<Ad0> anyone got monsters inc? <Ad0> my gf wants to see it <Idler> Ad0: No, but I got a monster in my pants <Idler> and I bet your girlfriend wants to see that
<Ponder> He found a better job, got a new gf. <Ponder> All because he stopped smoking <tragic> i need to start smoking, so then i can quit and all sorta good shit will happen to me
[20:21] <Wabajape> how many gbas did you buy? [20:21] <KidHype> 2 [20:22] <KidHype> his and hers [20:22] <Wabajape> none for the kids? [20:22] <KidHype> we are the kids
<Kraz> I am bored with the internet <Kraz> believe it or not <Kraz> there are no more "killer apps" <Kraz> it's all a big let down <Kraz> mostly coz it's not 3d
<Wes> While most dudes go day-to-day waiting for sex to happen, the sex offenders go out and MAKE it happen.
<orion> A FUCKING GAY CLUB <orion> HOMOS WILL TOUCH MY FUCKING FLYER <orion> this is a NIGHTMARE <orion> where's my time-release cyanide capsule of death <Guilty> Now orion, you arent gay from homo's touching a flyer you made <Guilty> Unless said flyer is a picture of your dick <Guilty> Which knowing you, it might be
<C00k0> I used to think ircops were cybercops that would run around like leet hackers in movies and storm your house if you did something bad <hex86> and were you sad when you found out they actually do very little? <C00k0> I was quite happy ^_^
<Nettik> I had some Huge ass guy name Ray try to squeeze the shit out of me <Nettik> the guy is REAL strong and pretty agile for being big <Nettik> he grabbe a hold of me and started squeezing, he didnt like it when I kicked his leg out from underneath him too much, but he squeezed harder. It all depends on how far I was willing to go <spazzer> <Nettik> and soon i had a nice loaf the size of a breadbox in my drawers
<Dllem> "another expressed his desire to try "onal sex." We're not sure what that is, but it sounds kinky."
<kolby> i dont think the number of times ive jacked off to britney spears can be calculated <kolby> it never gets old <kolby> i think that's what love is
<tril0gy> i think with my gov't tax return i'm gunna buy a redmav <spicrx7> you're better off getting a shirt that says "I suck cock." <ChronosGW> Then you and DMC can be mav-buddies <spicrx7> same effect as having a red mav <spicrx7> except the tshirt would be worth more
<SaraAB> ok you will probably think im stupid but i was on the phone with my friend and i was freaking out because the game ffx talks!!!! <mightyflo> what was the point of having voice acting in ffx if the main character is just gonna say "..." all the time anyway?
<mightyflo> why is the k in cmyk a k? <nitrifik_> cause it's kool like dat. <mightyflo> cyan, magenta, and yellow kool-aid <mightyflo> that would go over pretty well with the geek crowd <mightyflo> they should market a new flavor that way <nitrifik_> CMYKOOL <nitrifik_> I'd buy it.