<Nyphur> How long till Chaz gets on, roughly? <Koji_Ishida> when hell freezes over... * Koji_Ishida shortens the timespan... and sets the temp down in helll *** Chaz (Chaz@va-24-30-228-82.va.mediaone.net) has joined channel #AlgolXR <Koji_Ishida> told you lowering the temp in hell always works * Koji_Ishida breaks off an icicle
<Crappy> tbe <Crappy> er <Crappy> the internet is cool <Crappy> my triumphant statement somewhat dampened by my inability to type "the"
[DigDug] wow, i was so dehydrated this morning... [DigDug] i took a piss and it looked like there was an egg yolk coming out of my penis
<erik> i guess that means oral sex is out of the question then <grifferz> I dunno, with the stuff I've been coughing up today, your spooge might actually be more pleasant
<ben> on sep 11th dalnet issued a statement offering condolences and saying how they were non-politicial <ben> and you almost believe them until you see it was issued by Melech which is the hebrew word for king <ben> i.e. israeli contacts, etc <ben> NON POLITICAL MY ARSEY <grifferz> wow, and like, the way bahamut is the name of a dragon, maybe all these names have real meaning and dalnet staff are really hyperdiemnsional dragon warriors from the planet Oper!! <grifferz> fucking scary eh <ben> yes <grifferz> or, they could be just nicknames. I DO NOT KNOW
<grifferz> what is more funny is when dalnet EB sends a message to their mailing lists saying "don't talk about this issue, kill the thread" thus ensuring the thread will never, ever end <grifferz> it is like a reverse godwin
<timmo> and it involves a girl named bertha <timmo> WHO WOULD SUBJECT THEIR DAUGHTER TO THE HORRORS OF THAT NAME <timmo> 'this is my daughter bertha, she eats villages'
<|TrunX|> dem polacks are getting smart....the woman all stopped using vibrators.... <|TrunX|> kept getting chipped teeth :þ
<|sco|t> doesn anyone in here know a good amount of php <Jumper> |sco|t, the #php guys do ;) <JibberJim> |sco|t go to #php <[ric]> and #women is full of women, go figure <JibberJim> and #teens is full of 40 year old men.
<Snag> i saw this thing...... its like a rod with two lips you put like a special rod-lube in it.. <Snag> supposed to be like a bj.... throat included <XDDD> i prefer women for my bjs <boozie> haha <XDDD> but im kinda weird <XDDD> i guess the pipe would be better, no body to get rid of afterwards
<Ad0> anyone got monsters inc? <Ad0> my gf wants to see it <Idler> Ad0: No, but I got a monster in my pants <Idler> and I bet your girlfriend wants to see that
<Ponder> He found a better job, got a new gf. <Ponder> All because he stopped smoking <tragic> i need to start smoking, so then i can quit and all sorta good shit will happen to me
[20:21] <Wabajape> how many gbas did you buy? [20:21] <KidHype> 2 [20:22] <KidHype> his and hers [20:22] <Wabajape> none for the kids? [20:22] <KidHype> we are the kids
<Kraz> I am bored with the internet <Kraz> believe it or not <Kraz> there are no more "killer apps" <Kraz> it's all a big let down <Kraz> mostly coz it's not 3d
<Wes> While most dudes go day-to-day waiting for sex to happen, the sex offenders go out and MAKE it happen.
<orion> A FUCKING GAY CLUB <orion> HOMOS WILL TOUCH MY FUCKING FLYER <orion> this is a NIGHTMARE <orion> where's my time-release cyanide capsule of death <Guilty> Now orion, you arent gay from homo's touching a flyer you made <Guilty> Unless said flyer is a picture of your dick <Guilty> Which knowing you, it might be
<C00k0> I used to think ircops were cybercops that would run around like leet hackers in movies and storm your house if you did something bad <hex86> and were you sad when you found out they actually do very little? <C00k0> I was quite happy ^_^
<Nettik> I had some Huge ass guy name Ray try to squeeze the shit out of me <Nettik> the guy is REAL strong and pretty agile for being big <Nettik> he grabbe a hold of me and started squeezing, he didnt like it when I kicked his leg out from underneath him too much, but he squeezed harder. It all depends on how far I was willing to go <spazzer> <Nettik> and soon i had a nice loaf the size of a breadbox in my drawers
<Dllem> "another expressed his desire to try "onal sex." We're not sure what that is, but it sounds kinky."
<kolby> i dont think the number of times ive jacked off to britney spears can be calculated <kolby> it never gets old <kolby> i think that's what love is
<tril0gy> i think with my gov't tax return i'm gunna buy a redmav <spicrx7> you're better off getting a shirt that says "I suck cock." <ChronosGW> Then you and DMC can be mav-buddies <spicrx7> same effect as having a red mav <spicrx7> except the tshirt would be worth more
<SaraAB> ok you will probably think im stupid but i was on the phone with my friend and i was freaking out because the game ffx talks!!!! <mightyflo> what was the point of having voice acting in ffx if the main character is just gonna say "..." all the time anyway?
<mightyflo> why is the k in cmyk a k? <nitrifik_> cause it's kool like dat. <mightyflo> cyan, magenta, and yellow kool-aid <mightyflo> that would go over pretty well with the geek crowd <mightyflo> they should market a new flavor that way <nitrifik_> CMYKOOL <nitrifik_> I'd buy it.
<drgonzo> i'd rather cut off my own penis than run linux <drgonzo> running linux screams I fuck ugly chicks
<Wes> Anything good coming on TV tonight? <kolby> maybe nWo will return <Wes> Anything good that doesn't involve dudes in their underwear slap-fighting so they can get a new belt to wear to the Gay Pride Parade?
<thc\ip> just cus i have like a hjalf oz of weed in my keyboard... <thc\ip> dont mean i cant spell
<smcn> To buy a PS2, or not to buy a PS2: that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the moral decay of selling my soul to Sony, or to never play Final Fantasy X?
<MicroChip> ok, so who's gonna win the superbowl? <Chucker-away> the Yankees <bishop> the sox <MicroChip> you guys are so female
(koch): !need some help (koch): !anyone in private please (@Lynkx): koch: what the hell are you doing (@dc): hes an idiot (@Lynkx): !i want a vagina (@Lynkx): shit (@Lynkx): don`t werk
*** [SNiPeR] (invisible@pD951E3E2.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #efnet <[SNiPeR]> got a problem...i wanna register a chan but chanserv doesn´t work
<lan_rover> i hate reruns. <DAL9000> as do i <lan_rover> i wish the tv stations would just say: "We're sorry.. we have nothing new to show you.. so please go do something productive."
<spazzer> i've found out that the longer the muffler body is, the quieter the exhaust is <spicrx7> duh spazz <spicrx7> that's like saying... <spicrx7> i've found out that the fatter the girl is, the more she sweats" <TheDrip> the bigger my dick is, the more spic will scream when I stick it up the ass <TheDrip> up his ass rather
<skmt> DigDug, if you install a beaded seat cover, the value of your car will skyrocket <SD_Washu> nah <SD_Washu> all you have to do <SD_Washu> is keep a big ol brick of heroin in the trunk
<Acero> i hate this piece of shit router! <Acero> what do i do now <Acero> this piece of crap wont fix <Acero> i hate fucking networking <SD_Washu> rtfm? <Acero> i did <Acero> i read it like 3 times <Acero> it doesnt have a warez troubleshooting section <Acero> how to connect to your illegal ftp servers <Acero> "router settings for couriers"
*** Now talking in #coffee <DigDug> COFFEEEEEEEE <DigDug> YAYAYAYYAYA <DigDug> CAFFEINE <DigDug> WOOT!!!!!! <DigDug> LELELELELELEEELELEE <DigDug> ^_^
<Road> { private: long member; }
<Road> but for me, that would be a long long
<DAL9000> Road: you'd have to cast it to a char though.
<Road> DAL9000: Hmm, that would cause an overflow
<DAL9000> hah.
<DAL9000> no big deal, i hear you always prematurely core dump
anyway
<Road> hahah, ouch
<DAL9000> I COUNTER YOUR GEEK COUNTER WITH AN EVEN GEEKIER
COUNTER.
<spd-dmn> lee: hows the baybee <Virtualee> spd-dmn She's great! Growing so fast! <spd-dmn> aw <spd-dmn> got any pics? <spazzer> has she sprouted appendages yet? <KK-> lol <spazzer> don't babies grow like potatos? <spd-dmn> ahaha <spd-dmn> spazzer you're on crack, buddy <spazzer> you mean they DON'T? <spazzer> they come out with arms and legs? <spazzer> shit <spazzer> i have a whole new respect for women
<Blaz_> zwhats the old bitches name on spin city <Blaz_> heather locklear <Blaz_> shes gota be 40 something <WS666> Heather is something like 40 but I'd drag my balls across a mile of broken glass to do her
<@Epyon[UOPG]> Giren's Greed is being remade on PS2 * @Epyon[UOPG] faints *** Joins: Buster <Nomadic_Dragon> What was it for originally? <Buster> self-arousal <Buster> im pretty sure.
<FE2work> http://abcnews.go.com/sections/living/DailyNews/ video_game_vibrations020201.html <blazemore> good thing i always turn vibration off ^_^ <mightyflo> smart money says the kid that got it got it from one of those 3rd party "RIP YOUR FUCKING ARM OFF XTREME SHOCK" controllers <blazemore> "WARNING: DO NOT GET ALLOW YOUR CHARACTER TO GET HIT WHILE USING THIS CONTROLLER OR YOU COULD LOSE A LIMB."
<FallLine> heh wtf <FallLine> some people are stupid <FallLine> i asked this guy to send me a log file from my software... <FallLine> either cut and paste the last 100 or so lines into the email or attach the entire log <FallLine> so he prints the entire thing out <FallLine> scans it in <FallLine> and then attaches the images INSIDE a word document <FallLine> and only the first 100 lines <FallLine> hehe