<BlackDeth> the only effect cocaine really has is it makes you want more cocaine :D
<T_hibiki_> you catch your lady in bed with another man what do you do ? <sparatik> tell him she has an STD
<BlackDeth> man this sucks <BlackDeth> why is it that all drugs make you lazy and useless <BlackDeth> they should invent one that motivates you to do homework and shit
<exbawx> $465 in debt. good luck to me. <novocain> its yer own damn fault that 1. you work at taco bell 2. that you only work 4 hours a week
<Object> booya my roommate, got in a fight last week.. this week, booya was starting a new job .. he gets in and finds out his new boss is the guy he fought last week, we thought it was pretty funny
<Potato> I've known her for years and I've always wanted to fuck her. <Potato> But her last boyfriend was a 6 foot 7 black man. <Potato> So I just don't try. <Potato> I'm above average, but he was a giant black man. <Potato> I mean, c'mon. <Potato> He was like Godzilla, but black. Like Shaftzilla. <memo> Did he smash Japanese skyscrapers with his dong? <Potato> Yes. <Potato> Yes he did.
<eldee> welp, i got some coding to do.. smell ya later <eldee> Aimee: for you that's a literal statement
<profuse> its rather good, this is the first of anything of his that ive listened to <profuse> heh im talkinglike im british or some shit <al-x> hey <al-x> americans say "rather" too <al-x> except they say "i'd rather have a big slow car that's flashy than a car that isn't flashy but runs better"
<Muskratt> How can people like you guys survive infancy without bursting into flames from some major god (I don't care who) 's anger? <MightyQuinn> easy <MightyQuinn> we carry fire extinguishers
<neck> btw... bought an ice cream maker today :) <qu4ntum> dont you mean a donut maker ? <Lord-Data> very easy to get those confused .. <neck> oh hell yeah <neck> oh crap... it was a donut maker
<Kazz> Everybody kept screeching "DON'T DO IT LOOK AT ALL YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE FOR" and he was like "no im gona do it" and I said "How?" and he said "Knife through the heart" and I was like "Wicked. Send pics." <Sharkey> My favorite one was back in #verge years ago. Finally after I ribbed her for about an hour she said that she'd slashed her wrists because of me. I asked her if she was typing with her tongue. <Kazz> I suggested he fall on a chainsaw. He liked the messiness.
<CmnstR> so i calls it ScRnr? <Lord-Data> CmnstR: you call it a screener <Lord-Data> the only reason you would type ScRnr would be if your e key wasnt working
<Slant> evenpar123: What's up dog, word? <evenpar123> dog? <evenpar123> That's my slave name. My new name is "dogg"
<michael-> shut up <michael-> i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am today <kisama> heh <kisama> at least you got to suck cock and not be ass raped like the rest of us
<Snag> on another note <Snag> you know any fake tan shit i can buy? <eldee> fake tan shit? <eldee> wtf? <Snag> ya <Snag> i have supah white arms <eldee> go to a tanning booth, give the bitch 5 bux and stick your arm in the pipe dude
(Fungus): idler, define " life " please :) (Idler): Fungus: Life is the thing that grows in my fridge (Idler): Starting to get really big now (Idler): Might have to kill it some day (NX): did u try to eat it? (Idler): NX: No, that's what I should have done a long time ago
<{SaTaN}> GOD DAMN IT SUN OF A BITCH STOP CALLING ME SANTA IT
IS "SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
<DaRkShaMe> hi santa
<IceWizard> What the HELL is up with these candy companies? Little teeny bars are called 'Fun Size'.. Damn, Whats so fun about a smaller candybar?!?
* Berzerker gets hungry * Berzerker eats his e's *** Berzerker is now known as Brzrkr
<Berzerker> like one time i shit on a bench in my school playground <Berzerker> and like it smelt so bad <Berzerker> and i covered it with playground gravel <Berzerker> and like when the cafeteria aid came the next day she cleared it off with her hand <Berzerker> and like <Berzerker> poop!
<blazemore> i saw a big crack in front of me, then this flash of light.. after that, i can't remember anything.
<DEMI1999> ed's hit an all time high of un-understandability <DEMI1999> <eDz0ph_gb> d0f eye ,ent n0am
<Berzerker> hey <Berzerker> you hear about the new game they play at the white house? <Berzerker> swallow the leader.
<EFX> take a banana .. cut off the top .. squeeze the banana out gently keeping the peel intact.. get a empty toilet paper roll .. put the peel inside of it .. warm it up in the microwave .. and then stick your cock in it
<Berzerker> they gave christopher reaves a standing ovation <Berzerker> and like <Berzerker> he cant even stand up <Berzerker> so hes like <Berzerker> wtf
<k> hm yes i believe to say d0f would be the correct way out of this interpretation situilimintation
*** hypr changes topic to '.' <LkChaCha1> Ahh. . .hypr had his period. Must be that time of month.
<XxDeThxX> thats what the sperm whales do..they check out the females then all the males rub against eachother til they spooge
<Berzerker> i shit too big <Berzerker> i clog up the toilet without using toilet paper <Berzerker> my parents think i use too much <Berzerker> and im starting to get in trouble for doing it <Berzerker> i dont wanna tell them "i shit big, sorry"
<FLoBBaSKo> That'd be cool if there was a hermaphrodite that had their dick coming out of their vagina... they wouldn't be able to walk without having an orgasm.
<Berzerker> Life is hard. <Berzerker> unfortunately, you arent. <Berzerker> call the national impotency hotline. 1-800-GET-BONE
<McMoo> those presents are wrapped like motherfuckers. <McMoo> like very thoroughly wrapped motherfuckers.
<Frag_> whats a good bench mark program? <Ghaleon> Frag_: deltree /y c:\windows <Ghaleon> the longer it takes, the slower your computer is <Ghaleon> (ps, just a joke) <Frag_> uh can i undo deltree?
<LkTrout1> call yourself DJ Sock <LkTrout1> Come in naked with just a sock over your crotch.
<Avi> is this divx ??????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ???????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!! <-- thats how people are now'a'days <Lord-Data> Avi: its always been that way <Lord-Data> just faster cpu's means they type more bullshit
<davisjr2> you know, if a girl sticks ya good you know she's not the one. it's simple.
<AlmtyBob> Groups such as Cyberangels and Pedowatch have picked up the slack by enlisting thousands of volunteers across the globe to scan the Internet for lurid images of children. <AlmtyBob> wow <AlmtyBob> sounds like my kind of job <AlmtyBob> and to think, I'm doing it for free as we speak
<matts_> arto hates me, it's about time <artoh8su> no, i dont <matts_> oh <artoh8su> i just couldnt fit artoh8suunlessyournameismatts in my name
[incorrect] no, we're all using pens, paper and carrier pidgeons [incorrect] actually, maybe that's what PPP stands for
* FiShYmAn kills Noddy * FiShYmAn sells the film to ld saying its olsen twins for $50 [Noddy ] rfol [Noddy ] he'd get off on it either way
<shervin> DMC talks shit like no other and yet hes OP <Gethoht> OP? <Gethoht> oh, op <Gethoht> i thought you meant "original playa" or somethin
<eldee> boozie: yeh.. kizer has alot of hooch-pr0n.. he must have a subscription to penthouse ;> <boozie> haha <KiZeR> good lord <eldee> penthouse == magazine for chicks who dont want to have fuck-scenes, and too ugly to be in playboy