hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

<circle> one place was offering like $2500 if u let them cut
off a toe and re-attach it
<McMoo> that's excellent
<circle> no kidding, i'd be like, "do all 10"

<Amanda> And do these people in the STD medication commercials
really have the advertised diseases, and if not, how much
extra do they get paid to say that they do?

<limited7> i have for(n = 1; n < 99; n = n /2) why is it
loopin forever?

<eras3r> who the hell is digdug?
<element_a> he used to be an old video game
<element_a> then he mutated into an IRC user after someone
stole his shovel
<element_a> tragic

<wilylojik> you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling?
<immi> wilylojik like after i cum on my balls
<immi> ?
<wilylojik> like after you've been running windows for 6
months
<wilylojik> which I suppose, yes, is like after you cum on
your balls immi

<IceWizard> it doesnt take a girl to suck a dick

<bunni> your dick is small!!!
<bunni> i can't even see it!!!
<monkey> because i am girl!!!!

<PolestaR> what the hell is a segway
<Marudek> we already have electric wheel chairs
<PolestaR> how fast is it?
<DooD> about 15 mph
<PolestaR> pfft
<PolestaR> i can have sex quicker then that

(eowzeiaow) do you gotta best friend that's not your ex?
(metalfrog) yeah
(metalfrog) he lives with my ex

<Bizzy> say Æ Ø Y
<DAL9000> Æ Ø Y
<DAL9000> easy to say
<DAL9000> f00
<DAL9000> ¸ß
<DAL9000> say that.
<Bizzy> ¸ß
<DAL9000> õ þ
<DAL9000> now that
<Bizzy> õ þ
<DAL9000> now say this:
<DAL9000> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§
<Bizzy> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§
<DAL9000> bahahaha
<Bizzy> what?
<Bizzy> damnit

<gloone> seriously, i can watch porn for like 500 hours
straight and still not get bored..
<gloone> without jax0ring or anything..
<gloone> there's something wrong with me :|

<FifthFactor> he said he's sell it if you want
<Wolf4dk> For a buck?
<Wolf4dk> That's all I got
<FifthFactor> hah. no.... a little more
<Wolf4dk> what does he want for it?
<OneVerySickpuppy> 2 bucks!
<FifthFactor> without the engine i think he wants $2500
canadian
<OneVerySickpuppy> ack.. thats like 10$ american, too much

<berzerk0r> i wrote a rap about my ex girlfriend ready:
<berzerk0r> You're a cunt.
<merkaba> thats pretty good berz
<berzerk0r> i like it
<MadHatter> it doesn't even rhyme

<orion> I JUST HAD A RANDOM ETHNIC DRESSING MOMENT
<orion> I PUT A TURBAN ON, SOME JEWELS, AND DANCED TO HATTEN
AR DIN
<orion> back to starcraft editing

<hye> sex caffeine and computing power
<tia> hehe
<hye> the trinity

<rewben> we are not perverts ;p
<akiron> speak for youself ;)

<ckx> hrm does anybody else ever think "yep... the internet...
vast information and opportunities at my disposal..."
<ckx> and then just sit at the search engine
<ckx> :/

<steve|zzz> i had this dream
<steve|zzz> i was beating off
<steve|zzz> and my penis was circumsised
<steve|zzz> and it was so big i could use 2 hands
<steve|zzz> best dream i ever had

<`michael> pink floyd - wish you were here is the best goddamn
song
<w3nisT> i disagree while it is a very good song I think the
donkey kong theme song is better

<regulatin> I would'nt touch a girl who would do an uncut guy
<regulatin> thats disgusting
<regulatin> did u see the pic of the dildo in my ass

<briansex> i am sliding my hand up your leg what do u do?
<sully> I tell you I'm a guy?

<Dracon> weird.. seems like no matter what i do, cpu usage
never shows 0.0%.

<iRalph> i'm not a cunt
<iRalph> although...
<iRalph> you are what you eat

<cercoaiut> hi, I'm 17 years old what  must I do to became a
programmer?

<FuseGirl> life is like a toilet roll, when it's near the end,
you panic

<Dekon> Florida is holding the election hostage until we quit
sending old people

<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia?
<amsea_> 17:06
<Fly_kEaT> am or pm?

<puppet> a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to
fake an entire relationship

<PurplHaze> marriage doesn't mean you own me
<CaptCavmn> no, just the genitals

<Carisear> Ever since i put the "Tires by Firestone" bumper
sticker on my car, no one seems to tailgate me anymore.

<CompGod> If crime doesn't pay, is my job illegal?

<Frisky> my oldest was 34.. when I was 17.. was my mums best
mate.. had an affair with her for 3 months heh.. she learnt me
quite a lot..
<Pie-Man> Frisky: she learnt you quite a lot? obviously not
grammar

<pesert> Command line?
<pesert> Is that like a special cable?

<R`:#heroin> Is this for recovery or indulgence?

<Luco13> If we lose Napster...I will lose my mp3's??"

<jason> life is like a rental car, you fuck it up, and give it
back.

<althea> i was fucked on tranquilizers
<althea> fucked up i mean

<MattsGirl> my surname gets pronounced many ways
<NixsGirl> what the right way to say it?
<MattsGirl> Bee-at-ch

<Screwy> I went on a 30-day diet
<Screwy> and lost 30 days

<Mave> packetmonkey has a whole different meaning in jail :/

<Server_X> i need to take my modem out tonight
<Server_X> is it true that you have to wax your modem if it is
a 56k once every month?

<ringy> my mom says shed date me if she was my age

<ArAgOn__> Dyckert: If your parents got divorced, would they
still be cousins?

<dfd> can someone tell me how fast is a k-line?

<Fade_> heh, truent, you have a big fat dick up my ass
<Fade_> err your ass

<conceited> i cant sleep till i know im using up half of the
neighborhood bandwidth

<god4ever> I had sex before, just never with a person

<FaceDown8> if i wanted any lip from you i'd undo my zipper

* bobf says his nick really means battery operated boyfriend

<NetShadow> this is going to sound pitiful... but can you tell
me how to use a washing machine?