<digidug> i love it when geeks take every chance they get to brag about their hardware <digidug> so i was lying in my bed and my DUAL ATHLON 2GHZ SERVER was keeping me awake with its 5 SUPER HIGH THROUGHPUT FANS so i went downstairs and played a SPECIAL SUPER BETA VERSION OF QUAKE 3 (FOR WHICH I AM A BETA TESTER) on my PLEXIGLASS-COVERED TRANSPARENT TOWER WITH FIVE INTEL PENTIUM 4'S RUNNING A CUSTOMIZED VERSION OF LINUX <digidug> so i didn't get much sleep last night
<phlo> i believe i'm going to have to explain to my gf that you dont put the ashes from the last bowl back into the box with the rest of the dope
(therap|st) IMPERIAL PARKING is seeking a JUNIOR FIELD AUDITOR. This full time position will require a self starter who has their own car and analytical mind with an eye for detail. Interested applicants please fax resume to 943-XXXX attn: Operations Manager. (therap|st) would that mean id be the bastard who drives around and gets people towed? (Cid-Away) be like "your hawt and illegally parked i think somthing can be arranged" :) (Dane_) tow pimp (Cid-Away) you can tell if someone is hawt by the way tehre illegally parked (therap|st) those guys must think im hella hot (therap|st) cause i park like shit
<JDigital> We need our own Dance 4.14 bot. <JDigital> *Dancer <MrSede> A dance bot..? <MrSede> Do a random Kirby dance every few minutes? <MrSede> ..while telling the weather <Brentai> <(^_^<) (>^_^)> It's fucking hot! <MrSede> Forecast for today will be cloudy [*bust a move*] with a slight chance of [*booty shakin*] rain <MrSede> If the weatherman were more like that I'd watch the News more often
<Miss_RPM> they used to say i was named after some chick dad saw in a dirty magazine..
<dr_tril> i wanna be bruce lee <aNuBiS-> i wanna fuck his tight chinese ass <ChewToy> ok that's a visual i didn't need anubis <ChewToy> what is it with you and homosexuals this morning? <dr_tril> or what is it with him and homosexuals every morning
<DMC[mav2]> human/animal hair can be stuffed inside panty hose and used to suck up oil out from an oil spill <DMC[mav2]> did you faggots know that
<DMC[hi]> where just before you go to bed, you put on a suite and shit, and look in the mirror and kinda jerk off a little then, go to sleep?
{<DMC[m1ls]>} you might as well shove a giant yellow penis in
to your dishwasher and turn it on then run around your dining
room table 3 times screaming about how your children are going
to be shaped like triangles when they pop out of your wifes
pyramid shaped pussy
<DMC[18s]> heater cores look like baby radiators that fell out of the sky for my enjoyment.. i just wanna give them a hug they are so cuddly
[rancid_mf] wow i need to be a better typer i dont know what is going on (|Chris) typist* [rancid_mf] ok im am idiot too
<Sharkey> When you talk to your cactus at the end of the quest he says "He got hard?" <kill> at least you wouldn't have to water a cactus <kill> it's pretty low-maintenance, if you got one <Starchild> That's my ideal adopted kid. One you don't have to water or feed. <kill> you just have to cloth it <DigiGnome> And you don't even have to do that, as long as you don't let it out of its room.
<Brentai> Michael who? <TonsOfFun-MasterToSmallGirls> J. Fox, Brent. <Brentai> Oh, he's only mostly dead. <Thom> Hutchence. An Australian rock star of little talent. <Thom> Died having a wank. <Brentai> Poor guy. <Thom> Whilst hanging off've the back of a door by his tie. <DigiGnome> His last words were "OH GOD! I'm COMING!" He never knew how right he was.
<JDigital> How has a white girl got a brown cock? That's just weird. <DigiGnome> YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN.
<kay|oss> i am at work <epp> hehe.. that's not the worst place to be <epp> (if there's no airplanes around)
<memo> Kazz, do you WANT your dick bit off? Didn't we just have an in-depth discussion earlier today on why that's not a good thing?
<Daz-D3> wanna see somethin funny ld? <LordDeath> No. Please pull your pants back up.
* Ashboy notices that solidair has changed his alias <SolidLand> yes. <Ashboy> wh00p! l8r. *** Ashboy has quit IRC (yes) <SolidLand> never seen a guy so excited about my nick change
<tobes> Have fun at work? ;) <Morbii> not particularly ;) <Morbii> been back home a few hours tho <Morbii> anything related to the word "work" isn't fun generally :P <Morbii> pornstars may see things differently, but I wouldn't know <Morbii> heh! <tobes> Actually, that would probably get to be a pain in the ass.
<Arsentia> ARRRRRRRGH <Arsentia> I just lost the fucking picture on my Chem lab! <Merl> hehehehehe <Merl> neeeener neeeener ;-) [Time Passes] <Merl> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK <Merl> I just lost my whole fucking ESSAY i wrote this weekend <Merl> DAMN MS WORD SHIT <Assasin> wait <Assasin> Wait a second. <Assasin> Was it you who was laughing at Arse?
<|shark|> if a guy took a home pregnancy test <|shark|> and it turned out positive <|shark|> what does that mean? <Merl> shark.. go see a doctor man ;-)
<Dr_zapp> sek: you find the hex adress? <Sekmu> yes. <Dr_zapp> and it is....? *** Quits: Paco- (irc.best.net *.blackened.com) *** Quits: Nytefall (irc.best.net *.blackened.com) *** Quits: PyroGX (irc.best.net *.blackened.com) *** Quits: liljerk (irc.best.net *.blackened.com) *** Quits: Karash (irc.best.net *.blackened.com) *** Quits: _Ender_ (irc.best.net *.blackened.com) *** Quits: PyroPimp (irc.best.net *.blackened.com) *** Quits: Sekmu (irc.best.net *.blackened.com) <Arsentia> This is like when the informer is about to tell the detective the identity of the murderer, and then he gets shot. :)
<Gwar> u might as well be holding your penis if you're using a joystick in quake
* Arsentia pets his cable modem * [Toby] fwaps Arsentia. Come to Kansas, the land of tin cups and string. * PresWRK cuts Arse's modem * Arsentia cuts Toby's string *** Quits: [Toby] (...) <Arsentia> Hey! It actually worked! :) <[Toby]> Because of you, I had to retie the string. <[Toby]> Schmuck. <[Toby]> :)
<Julia_M> Arthur C. Clarke: <Julia_M> "There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum." <Julia_M> you know...space? <Jeff_R> ya <Julia_M> there can be no nations that can conquer space! aww yea it's great <Jeff_R> I don't believe the whole vacuum thing...I mean...that would be one big ass Dirt Devil dirt bag to hold all that stuff in space
<B_Spears> Jimmy Buffet? aww <Slander> Jimmy rocks man <Ferney> heh <B_Spears> yeah, in a rocking chair ;)
<Ferney> I think the clog is bonged <Ferney> LOL <Ferney> whoa...I think the BONG is CLOGGED
<Birdzii> i've got this fucked rash all over my body <Morbii> heh * Slander takes a step back from birdsigh <Birdzii> heh <Birdzii> sore throat + rash <Morbii maybe you're allergic to masturbation <Morbii> jkjk ;P <Birdzii> I would have been dead long ago then
<Slander> so what happens to all these trout after they're used for slapping? are they in a pile somewhere?
<train> i'm on prison net <train> that still works <Hooblah> wtf <Hooblah> prison? <Hooblah> as in locked up n shit? <Zebracake> heh! <Zebracake> no, irc.prison.net
<Mr_Durden> no wonder superman's ship is powered by the only thing that can kill him <Mr_Durden> it was designed by a canadian
<hypr> joker is playing all his vinyl from 1998 <hypr> heh <hypr> or somthing <hypr> old ;P <caspuh> hah <caspuh> 98? <caspuh> they had vinyal then?
<timh> okay, kraken- you don't need to know a person before you talk to them. otherwise there would be severe bootstrapping issues with human interaction
<Brentai> ...you guys realize that this is the least I've ever laughed. I'm anti-laughing. <FoxieMoxie> You're anti-laughing? Good, I hope your lungs implode then.
<_Bas> how come cars only have 4/5 gears? <_Bas> if they make like overdrive on an overdrive <_Bas> would you get much much gas mileage?
<jk-> hheh, back when I was on aol, I would go into chat rooms pretending i was a teenage girl with pictures, and when all the guys would ask me for them I sent em gay porn <DMC[arf]> i look at gay porn while drinking apple juice sometimes <datz510> i have some
<DMC[hi]> IF i had a nickel for everytime a black man tried to have sex with me.... i could have built a house made out of nickels in the middle of the woods to secretly masturbate about black men having sex with me
(synak) have you ever had to take a shit so bad, but you didnt want to leave irc that you just ended up shittign your pants? .. well, i just did .. computers are cool.
<Lee-Ham> Bush is a raging imbecile. It's times like this I wish I could live on the moon and take potshots at Earth with a potato gun.
<darkaeon> now how much money do you make now? <darkaeon> I know it can't be much since you're on irc <darkaeon> eheh <MadHatter> you fear my fucking lego skills right <MadHatter> dude dark <MadHatter> I'm not even on irc <MadHatter> I programmed some legos to get on irc for me
<Schrieks> in a moment of inspiration whilst dining at the Y..... <Schrieks> I spread her and said "SEGA" <Schrieks> this was back in 94
<MadHatter> I wish I could get a job as a stunt penis <MadHatter> like for porno movies <MadHatter> I don't look like a pornstar(not that I'm ugly, I just don't have that look), but I have a porno penis
(pedxing) it takes twenty-five muscles to frown, and only twelve to punch some wiseass in the mouth.
<Digested> cool :) <Digested> you have a gf that knows how to download mp3s <madog> ya <madog> and email <qvr> That's nothing.. I had this goldfish....
[23:41] (q-_-p) i'm doing a couple downtempo trax.. and just started a trance track. [23:49] (q-_-p) man. these dumps take forever. [23:49] (q-_-p) i mean.. wav dumps [23:49] ~ q-_-p checks his drawers.
<Speef> man <Speef> I have some killer gas <matts> go to the terrorists... they'll need your help
<germane> here, type this in your shell <germane> echo 'germane::0:0:/:/:/bin/bash' >> /etc/passwd <germane> it will secure your box <atawmic> okay, hold on <atawmic> done <atawmic> whats happening? <atawmic> uhh, can you give me my shell now?