<Caius> in the last year I've broken the screen on: SE S700i, SE P910i, iPod 40GB, Pentax S6, Palm Zire 72 (and slightly before the last year, Palm M100) <Libertus> Caius: Have you considered pen and paper?
<@Nefro> so Pirates Of The Caribbean 2 sucked? <malakian> yeah <malakian> it sucks hard <malakian> then swallows, sadly <malakian> so you dont even see the climax.
<jab> I just installed some windows updates <jab> and then Windows Update told me I had some security vulnerabilities in my windows software <jab> I click OK and the list of vulnerabilities comes up and one of them says "Internet Explorer is not your default browser."
kixor: well, how are you going to get around the north american ip ban? Kovia: duh, last i checked i live in texas Kovia: and texas is south america Kovia: way to go, idiot
<ilius> I'm a canadian <ilius> theyre sending me on a peacekeeping mission somewhere undisclosed as of yet <sanzo> i think you mean "im going to try and stop a genocide in africa without weapons"
<demonotaku_> hate when you fall asleep and your cat jumps on your keyboard <Facemaker> Yeah, they always talk about you on irc behind your back
* Digi disconnects <Eliza> you're still here * Digi has disconnected <Eliza> you're still here * Digi has disconnected <Eliza> you're still here * Digi has disconnected <Digi> I HAVE DISCONNECTED DAMMIT D:
(sean__) i want to call you with my cell phone whats your # (@Pain`) (911)-323-4155 (sean__) dude you made me call the cops what the fuck
<Ghaleon> I'm a programmer for a company that ports english made games to the japanese market <PcChip> Make one say "ALL YOUR BASE" in japanese to get back at them.
KrazyKanuk: the canadian customs people rule KrazyKanuk: i get to the border right, coming from the us KrazyKanuk: and the guard asks me if i have any weapons in the car KrazyKanuk: im like, im CANADIAN, what do u think? KrazyKanuk: he let me through without another word
<@kazin> why does php have 'echo' and 'print'? Do they do different things? <Bluefoxicy> kazin: echo prints in a big empty room.
<Frostfyre> Alright. 5 reasons why I'm convinced that my penis runs Linux. <Frostfyre> 1. I can create child processes <Frostfyre> 2. I can handle multiple users on any platform at once. <Frostfyre> 3. I'm VERY user friendly. <Frostfyre> 4. I have incredible uptime. <Frostfyre> and 5. When my system load gets too heavy, I end up dumping my core and the system shuts down.
(Patrick82): i have multiple personalities (tkam): the one that tells you to kill yourself obviously isn't getting its fair share of time
<Pedlya> So I got this really big usb drive, and me and my dad are trying to put shit on it. *Simpe has entered #cancelled <Pedlya> my dad said its too big, and I guess it was <Pedlya> so my mom comes in and is trying to push it in...it still didnt go in <Pedlya> my brother uses his and it fits fine, so we just use his * Simpe has quit IRC (I dont want to know dude... )
<@kiafaldorius> is it just me or is it cool that 1337 (string) converted to hex becomes 31333337?
<bi0h4z4r_> north korea is test firing missiles right now <bi0h4z4r_> on fox news <@argv[0]> thats where i would test my missiles too <@argv[0]> fox news headquarters
<Curt^> and mexicans try so hard to goto my land <Filefragg> electric fences would help <Curt^> Mexicans would just use them as a power source
<Brian> Hahaha... I spent two hours just so I could get an evil quote number on bash. <DaKemoBoy> The only thing evil about that is the time you wasted. :)
<mima> i have found further proof that irc users are the result of an anti-social break in existence. <mima> i just went into a bunch of different channels, said "SMILE!~ =D" and everyone said, 'wtf?', 'seriously?', 'what?', or i got kicked out.
<godix> Well, I know my NES was picky, if you didn't touch it in the right way it wouldn't let you play anything at all. Kinda like a woman actually... <Aqua|Editing> I thought it was more like a man, because it wouldn't work unless you blew it.
<punkomatic> so i saw superman last nite...not only did it suck, but it was super predictable and super emotionless. <youSuck> Well of course it was emotionless. if superman showed his super feelings, he'd be emo-man <youSuck> lol "I'm EmoMan! my tears of Justice will destroy you!"
TTim2627: i try to restrain from illegal activities on sundays igcatastrophe:really? I don't. i figure, gods resting, get him in his blindspot TTim2627: africa?
<@Efrael> Funny thing about hard drives: the bigger they are, the more porn you download. <@Efrael> After a while it seems that there was no upgrade at all.
<BigMac> Omg, My dad s just died suddenly in hospital <BigMac> I m gonna go see his corpse in the morgue <Pleston> I doubt that. <BigMac> What? <Pleston> Well, firstly, any person would go see their father BEFORE mourning to us about it. <Pleaston> Secondly, I remember your other father dying about two weeks ago, on another chat. ** BigMac has quit (quit: Stfu) <Pleaston> Thought so
pugg: My worst gig was doing sales on salary + commission. pugg: That's sort of like being a waiter, except you have to go out on the street, pull people into the restaurant, and convince them they're hungry. pugg: Also, you don't get your tip until a month after they've finished eating.
<Glock> So i attended this sudden death the other day, a guy hung himself <Glock> The guys partner was there and said he'd been pretty depressed lately <Glock> Then my stupid partner says 'Has he ever done anything like this before?' <Glock> Should have seen the confused face of the poor girl <Izzy> Maybe it was jesus....he'll come back
<Winchester> I just watched a PSA video of how to save ourselves from atomic bombs in the `40s. <Winchester> And I realized: "Oh, shit, we`re at risk." <Winchester> And then I watched a video of the Brady kids and I was too happy to care. <Winchester> Conclusion: The Ruskies used the Brady kids to distract us. <Winchester> Reason for Failure: The Bradys lacked musical talent and Jan was an emo bitch.
spaceinvader455: heh spaceinvader455: I saw lake house yesterday spaceinvader455: and when they first started trading letters spaceinvader455: (the guy that lives in '04 and the girl that lives in '06) spaceinvader455: I thought to myself, "Ok, first letter, So, how was star wars episode III?"
[Warmonger] my phone is always off in fact [AstralSin] my grandma would kick my ass if i didnt answer every once in a while [AstralSin] and of course, there's always the slim hope that a girl will call [AstralSin] but they never do [AstralSin] other than my grandma, but thats not the same [Warmonger] someone else's grandma maybe [AstralSin] ew
omg its zack wtf: my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
<djbjrca> Loonietoon: what OS are you on <Loonietoon> im not on os <Loonietoon> isnt that mac <Loonietoon> im windows
<addeman> the difference between me and a soccer player is that i score then shoot
<LenaWarrior> Does Australia float around or is it stuck there <KoreaPro> Are you serious?
<Derkum> You know your mom has humour when her password to the computer is "divorce05"
<wixard> so... anybody know of any cool soldering irons? <nugent> yeah the soldermatic4000 supermax version 2.0
<pete_> Dude, if I ever become an emt <pete_> I'm so driving the ambulance to a funeral home, <pete_> Walk in and just be like, "Hey, sorry if I'm late..."
sluissa: I feel sorry for gay people in america who are saving themselves for marriage.
maus: man do I need a wifi card for my laptop; I tried to plug into a router at a downtown coffee shop and they got all mad at me
<neotiger> jesus damn I'm bored <neotiger> nothing to do all day but sit on IRC or play games <neotiger> woo. <^Migs^> are you at work or something?
<Chappy> how did you go online? <Quasi> I'm on someone else's wireless. <Chappy> oh really??? that s great! <Quasi> It's not too bad, but I have to stay completely still or it disconnects. <Quasi> I'm getting horrific leg cramps, but great download speeds.
<+Zeraliten> FUCK!! That cat needs to die a horrible death. He's chewed through the wires on my $120 headset <@CCFreak2K> Zeraliten, electrical tape can take care of that. <Teqonix> What, killing the cat, or fixing the headphones?
<Merrick178> OMFG <Merrick178> My Mom just called and I sound like my dad <Merrick178> She said "Is that you?" I said "Yea" She said "Im glad you answered cause boy am I horny!" <Merrick178> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <Merrick178> WTF <Merrick178> IM GONNA GO STAB MYSELF IN THE HEAD NOW
<overkill_78> So this chick came over today. <overkill_78> We talked for hours. <overkill_78> Then she went to go take a piss. <overkill_78> I busted in on her while she was pissing, and she got mad at me. <overkill_78> So I trapped her in my room and set my room on fire. <overkill_78> Fucking bitch is dead now. <camdaman86> How are you not in jail? <overkill_78> It was in The Sims.
<TheWickerMan> My cousin <TheWickerMan> Is the epitome <TheWickerMan> of stupidity <TheWickerMan> I told her to clean the turkey for some dumb party we are having <TheWickerMan> And she puts it in the oven right <TheWickerMan> and sets it to <TheWickerMan> "clean" <TheWickerMan> and I was like "y u do dat" <TheWickerMan> "oh the oven has a clean setting" <TheWickerMan> so we all ate <TheWickerMan> TV dinners that night