hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

<Inoshiro> If I had a reason to be gay, besides Torvalds, it'd
be me

<XAlien88> you can always tell when packet kiddies run a shell
provider

(|Chris) i've blown enough snot out of my nose today to make a
fucking bukkake film

<lele> hypr is something of a "tragic" funny

<reptile-> black is pry my favorite color for clothing. =/
<MadHatter> are you still fat

<Guilty> See that kid should have AWPed bush through the
house, with a wall cheat

<ckx> i used to drink
<ckx> now i just inject it straight into my arm
<ckx> i think i'm in the upper epsilion of alcoholism

<ck> i'd fuck anything
<ck> except a fat chick
<ck> some things, even i won't do

e l i t e m r p: afk, working on my invention
n e r d b 5: invention.....uhm, whats it do?
e l i t e m r p: converts piss into drinking water
e l i t e m r p: so far, still tastes yucky

<cactor> I'm gonna put some oragel on my dick and stick it in
some bitches mouth
<|Chris> what are you gonna do when she bites your dick off
<|Chris> cause she can't feel her mouth
<cactor> uh I dunno
<cactor> smack her probably

<Fustard> fuck
<Fustard> now im bored.
<Fustard> oh well
<Fustard> at least i have a cock and the internet.
<Fustard> ill do something with that.

<matt`> dear god freshmeat looks like ass
<matt`> probably making use of the html 5 <ass> tag
<matt`> <ass tables><hard to read text>blah blah blah</hard to
read text><more ass tables><gayness></more ass tables><some
gay color></gayness><ass tables>

[07:34] * Fustard is away, penis butter puffs [log:OFF]
[page:OFF]
[07:45] * Fustard has returned, that was some good cock.
[gone:10m21s]

<Kez> FIND A DISEASE AND CRAWL INTO BED WITH IT PLS THX

<Kury^> the other day i found out that my Uni's fire
evacuation policy for ppl with wheelchairs is to 'push them
into a room, close the door, escape and then give the room
number to the firemen'

<NekkidBibleMan> Now on fox: When Naked Men Read The Bible (2)

<Jenosyn> i've seen piccies of u screwing things in your PC :)

[00:15] <iMike> my name is on that
[00:15] <Fustard> yeah well
[00:15] <Fustard> i wrote your name all over my penis

<hypr> joo do any drugs today?
<`gb> i don't do drugs fuckface
<hypr> what is pot then
<`gb> a plant

psxfaQ: <-- eating spam
e l i t e  m r p: id do that but it wastes too much printer
paper

<McMoo> my penis is pretty gay
<McMoo> it can regularly be found in male anuses

<D1> why does cs give me that purple screen once I get out of
one game and start a new one?
<D1> WHY WHY WHY
* |Chris away ..(autoaway).. (On/l)(Off/p)
<D1> don't hide behind your petty autoaways

<Amanda`> YOUR 'FLOW' IS AKIN TO THAT OF MY NASAL-VOICED 3RD
GRADE TEACHER.

<timmo> make me dumplings
<timmo> and some grit
<Fustard> grits*
<Fustard> grit would be dirt, tim
<timmo> no zach im watchin my weight i only want one grit

<two-c00l> i met eminem yesterday
<rick^MD> eminem is gay, and i hate gays
<two-c00l> eminem is not gay!
<rick^MD> yes he is
<two-c00l> prove it
<rick^MD> ok... i had anal sex with him last week
<two-c00l> um i thought you said you hate gays?
<rick^MD> oh umm... i was just making sure he was gay so i
could prove it to you

<dovee> anyone using or have an imac?
* macker looks over at the door
<macker> nope, they replaced the door-stop with a real one...

<Keiichi> It takes brains to grow weed

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<hypr> damnit
<hypr> fucking mom walked in and saw da c0ck
<hypr> lamers

<EFX> I'm sick of people bashing kiddie porn

<InVerse> That's the problem with the emulation scene.. not
enough females for a chick fight.

<rob`> highschool was the best 7 years of my life

<blazemore> don't make me press nine limp inches against your
forehead and leave a sweaty red mark from the moist underside
<Nikki> sorry

<osx> I programmed my sidewinder for IRC combat.
<osx> A for Awp, B for Ban, and C for Kick.
<osx> So watch out..

<shizumaru> "Sega originally stood for "Segregated Arcade" and
was started by a black man, Martin Luther King Jr. in the
1960s, however MLK was later assassinated during a
brainstorming activity concerning a new blue hedgehog
character by a Japanese Sniper on the balcony of a hotel, the
Japs successfully framed a white man and took over Sega taking
the profits for their own."

<|scar> Girlfriend pregnant error, [A]bort, [M]arry, [I]gnore
?

<Drakh> damn..my room smells like semen and popcorn
<Angelo_> i didn't know you could get semen as popcorn
flavoring

<Dipstick`> women exist?
<Dipstick`> well.. i've seen drawings
<Dipstick`> and my mother CLAIMS to be a women
<Dipstick`> i don't believe it though.... she doesn't look
anything like the drawings

<blazemore> if i were canadian, i'd build a log cabin and then
kill myself.

* [obi-wan] is away, jedi meditation (sleep) [log:OFF]
[page:OFF]
<blazemore> i wonder when n0m is gonna come down from his
starwars trip
* [obi-wan] waves his hand in front of blazemore "i am not on
a starwars trip"

<Dr_DOS> a typhoon smashed into hong kong
<Dr_DOS> wiping out 1.5% of their pirated goods
<Dr_DOS> a total profit of $300,000 for US companies alone

<NOFX`> once a week someone threatens to take te channel
<NOFX`> its getting old
<NOFX`> iwish theyd threaten like my anal virginity or
something
<NOFX`> i mean something im actually scared of losing

<LkTruth1> Hmm, I haven't realized until lately that Zophar is
using ZD to bitch about his life.
<BlackDeTh> "9/14/99 - VGB 4.5 is out, I'm still a virgin."

<AlmtyBob> I think there are more christians than bullets
<AlmtyBob> sucks

<Cducharme> My clock be off bigtime
<Cducharme> k
<Cducharme> fixed
<Ash> Same here, but I'm going to try to get a doctor to look
at it when I scrape up some cash.
<Ash> Oh, clock.
<Ash> N/m.

<EFX> is it strange to peel pieces of skin off your cock?
<EFX> am I shedding so my cock will grow bigger?

<OmniGurt> <Zophar> Someone hacked my site!
<OmniGurt> (insert dramatic Wing Commander music here

<BWieRDMaN> which one is the gay euro?
<scar-> <-

<KidHype> i have pole position emulated in my pants
<KidHype> it asks my wife to prepare to qualify
<TonyD> how unusual

<rob`> where does an irish family go for vacation?
<rob`> to a different bar

<rob`> <Satanic0> vai toma no cu filha da puta
<rob`> _________________________________________
<rob`> I'M GETTING HACKED FROM BRASIL
<rob`> HELP ME