hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

<timmo> i got a lego fetish whats it to ya?
<iMike-> damn norwegian toy companies
<McMoo> it's danish
<iMike-> what the hell is that
<iMike-> danland?

<SuperGT> this channel probably gots nothing, but a m0therfuck
|g piece of shit!!! this channel sux shit, ITALY sux shit too!
They losted to frogs!!! so how about it? a wopper $1.49? haha
piece of shit

<AnarKii> does Cel300 is fast?
<AnarKii> nyway
<AnarKii> where I could found NAME + romz ?
<AnarKii> pleazzzzzzzzzzzz

<Beck-Fan> are we so desprit for petty entertanment (roms)
that wa suck up to these people that think there gods because
they spent 24/7 on there computors

<PunK> she was a fast machine she kept her penis clean she was
the best half woman that I ever seen

<arcaDEATH> I thought Tetris was like Solitare?

<c0ke> Anyone have linux emulator for super nintendo ?

<LordTalon> My circumsicion scar seems to be bleeding, what
should I do?

<TwiLyght> Toby on @#gayphonesex @#gaydads4sons @#gayteensex @
#gayboysex @#gayteenboys
<TwiLyght> ack!
<TwiLyght> you dirtied my computer with /whois toby

<_0wn3d_> N-E-1 no how to download the internet
????????????????

<Firebrand> Mario and Luigi are just too "goody goody" with
each other.
<Firebrand> I'd wonder what kind of "plumbing" they do
<Firebrand> As I never see them with the tools

<Boricua> any one know if there is a psx emulator that
emulates burned cd's?

<lugnut> He used to fwap it around in front of his mom
constantly

<PuyoDead> #emu talks more .br talk than the entire country of
brazil

<Beez> do u know where to download the Psx emulator EMU and
Bleed?

<SwampGas> Opoth: you're just angry cause i didn't sex you up
last night
<SwampGas> now keep it out of here
<SwampGas> it's not MY fault it went limp
<SwampGas> YOU DIDN"T SHAVE
<SwampGas> and unshaven anuses turn me off

<Skywarp> Someone needs to shave zophars head and use his hair
as experimental flac vest material

<Snots> If someone don't send me a rom I'll use ping!

<DUJSHEBAE> HI, ANYONE knows which is the best programm for
emulate PSX in a pentium 133?

<SuckIt699> ENGLISH people u r in america

<`bobble`> give +v to PunKz plz. i want him close to me

<|P0SiX|> you version'd me because?
<Valin> Because I wanted to see if you are one of those damn
Microsoft OS users. You are, and you shouldn't have any nick
that has anything to do with the better OSes (the free,
unix-like OSes) because anything affiliated with those OSes
are too good for the likes of you to soil
<|P0SiX|> [Valin VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v5.41

<DarkSun> I ask for a n64 emu and a big nerd syz me go to
http://www.emu's.shoved.up.my.arse.com
<DarkSun> Anyone have a good webpage with EMU????

<conceited> in exactly two days i'll be packeting whoever
talks shit to me.

<ckx> part of the problem with christains
<ckx> is they're so gullible
<DigDug> ckx: isn't that why they're christians in the first
place?
<ckx> heh good point

(arrogant) you wont see a pussy until your 35 and your wife is
ready for her cherry to be busted

(maffewz) little women is on, i'm sure every lesbian with a
tivo is filling up hard drive space

(McMoo) i got in a car accident and i'm fine
(McMoo) except for that third nipple that the doctors thought
would be funny to include in my skin graft

(Guilty) "WITHOUT ULTRA PORT GUARD 2000, HACKERS CAN STEAL
YOUR CHILDREN"

<DigDug> heh... what the hell is a rimjob?

(sonique) i'm sensitive
(sonique) i cry at movies
(sonique) i change clothes 5 times before i go to school
(sonique) i also look at little boys with a glint of danger in
my eye

(Guilty) Fionna's body is similar to that of a 13 year old boy
in Etheopia

(Erich) i can run faster than a blood hound
(zp) Erich: all the free niggas can, thats why they're free

(|Chris) bang her and change your phone number

(DigDug) i'm really glad that my penis doesn't have an
odometer

<MadHatter> I just got this spam:
<MadHatter> READY TO BREAK YOUR
<MadHatter> NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS??
<MadHatter> "I'm not gonna look at HARDCORE PORN anymore."
<MadHatter> "I won't GAMBLE ONLINE anymore."
<MadHatter> "I'm gonna JUST SAY NO."

<D1> mp3[01 - s~1] [1m47s/1.23mb/96kbps]
<D1> arg
<D1> i need one of those mp3 name thingies

<dizzy_working> you couldn't kick my ass if I gave you special
ass-kicking shoes and bent over for ya

<zaney> whats gaotse.cs url
<zaney> correct 1

<Maarken> anyone know of good places to price cisco stuff? I
don't want to do all their touchy feely salesperson shit.

<justinfinity> h2odragon, a deja vu is a glitch in the scoop
<justinfinity> rusty changed something

<gb> it's impossible to argue with the ignorint

<c-rOCK> I CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT COLLEGE GIRL GET RAPED BY A
ALIIGATOR

<c-rOCK> pen hates you
<c-rOCK> waffle boy
<eggo> pen loves me
<eggo> infact i can feel his penis pushing past my anus right
now
<Guilty> I thought pen was castrated by the Russian government
to make him a more efficant soviet hax0r

<ckx> i'd love to become a hit man
<ckx> not because i like killing people
<ckx> just for the nice suits
<ikkenai> and the bitches

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ...
and the
only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun

<DigDug> looks like microsoft is extending http
<DigDug> HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are
connected
<DigDug> Internet Information Services
<OxOO> that must be visual http++

<rusty> /. has spawned a whole self-sustaining troll
subculture
<rusty> they're busily trolling the shit out of plastic.com
right now

uuu join/#unix (Hes^GoT^LiNuX!root@vw-14185.kems.net)..
<Hes^GoT^LiNuX> I Have Linux Perl Can i Download Gnome???

<Martes> I gotta stop sleeping nude with my window open
<Martes> no one exciting comes in anyway