(sonique) i'm sensitive (sonique) i cry at movies (sonique) i change clothes 5 times before i go to school (sonique) i also look at little boys with a glint of danger in my eye
(Erich) i can run faster than a blood hound (zp) Erich: all the free niggas can, thats why they're free
<MadHatter> I just got this spam: <MadHatter> READY TO BREAK YOUR <MadHatter> NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS?? <MadHatter> "I'm not gonna look at HARDCORE PORN anymore." <MadHatter> "I won't GAMBLE ONLINE anymore." <MadHatter> "I'm gonna JUST SAY NO."
<D1> mp3[01 - s~1] [1m47s/1.23mb/96kbps] <D1> arg <D1> i need one of those mp3 name thingies
<dizzy_working> you couldn't kick my ass if I gave you special ass-kicking shoes and bent over for ya
<Maarken> anyone know of good places to price cisco stuff? I don't want to do all their touchy feely salesperson shit.
<justinfinity> h2odragon, a deja vu is a glitch in the scoop <justinfinity> rusty changed something
<c-rOCK> pen hates you <c-rOCK> waffle boy <eggo> pen loves me <eggo> infact i can feel his penis pushing past my anus right now <Guilty> I thought pen was castrated by the Russian government to make him a more efficant soviet hax0r
<ckx> i'd love to become a hit man <ckx> not because i like killing people <ckx> just for the nice suits <ikkenai> and the bitches
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. -- Wernher von Braun
<DigDug> looks like microsoft is extending http <DigDug> HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are connected <DigDug> Internet Information Services <OxOO> that must be visual http++
<rusty> /. has spawned a whole self-sustaining troll subculture <rusty> they're busily trolling the shit out of plastic.com right now
uuu join/#unix (Hes^GoT^LiNuX!root@vw-14185.kems.net).. <Hes^GoT^LiNuX> I Have Linux Perl Can i Download Gnome???
<Martes> I gotta stop sleeping nude with my window open <Martes> no one exciting comes in anyway
<cygnus> oi <cygnus> in windows <cygnus> what it mean <cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it <Sephiroth> means it is shared <Sephiroth> across your network <cygnus> how did you know that <cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy <cygnus> or something <cygnus> like <cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
[PhantomDeath(kvirc@vw-25884.iprimus.net.au)] hey tim, im realy good at Windows NT. Do you think I could be apart of the 2600 network?
<folly> and anyone who tells you you can is a moron. <folly> (or a windows admin, which amounts to much the same thing)
<saboteur> sometimes i wish i didtn have a penis <saboteur> like when i get a wood standing up <Damien> lol sab <saboteur> and its hard to hide <phase5> same <phase5> or like, when your walking down the street <phase5> and it hangs out the bottom of your pants <phase5> and drags on the ground <saboteur> haha <saboteur> yeah exactly <k> or when you lie down and planes crash into it
[reidman ) why is there an ad for Windows Media Player on the Apple Quicktime site?? [|Dan| ) god only knows why [|Dan| ) and he's laughing
<reptile-> My friend and I took a bunch of fucked up CDs <reptile-> and labeled them with various things <reptile-> like <reptile-> "PRE-TEEN SEX" <reptile-> "GAY PORN" <reptile-> "RAPED AND IMPREGNATED TEENS" <reptile-> etc, etc. <reptile-> and like stuck the "PRE-TEEN SEX" one in the window of the kindergarten. <reptile-> and stuck one that said "CHILD SEX" under the bigtoy at primary school <reptile-> I wish I could have seen the reactions from the people that found the CDs. :|
<thom> CTCP VERSION: DICKS 2.0 OS, 69 K OF FREE ASS SPACE <cstone> ALLOCATING PRICKS <rbw> AHLGUAHGLUHALGUHAGUHAGLUHAG I SEEM TO BE HAVING A BUFFER OVERFLOW PROBLEM HERE PEOPLE
<MadHatter> if you want to meet girls, I'll take you out <Ash> I want nice nerd girls, not coked-up models.
<SWM> The real issue is which candidate will kill more niggers. <SWM> Gore's idea of poisoned chicken wings is pretty good <SWM> But I like Bush's idea of a giant oven disguised as a swap meet. <SWM> Niggers love swap meets.
<Hatter> I know it's up for me! <Hatter> take it etherman!~ <notgoth> if you steal my sunshine! <Hatter> I SAID etherman * notgoth steals etherman's sunshine :D <EtherMan> :( * EtherMan no sunshine <notgoth> fine, you can have it back :D * EtherMan sunshine! <Hatter> Alright, now that's just gay.
<Jingoro`> I dont wana see pictures of brazilian santaclause <Jingoro`> he probably has roms in his sack
<iln> she was taking her pants off one time <iln> and her underwear <iln> and i was watching from the back <iln> and i said "damn. you have a nice ass." <iln> then she got on all fours and said "you wanna put it in? " <iln> and thats how i stole kristin doan's anal virginity.
<|Chris> how many straight edge kids does it take to drink a six pack? <|Chris> 1, if no one's looking
<vsync> my hand is banging against the keyboard, seizure-like <tokage> vsync: is your masturbation coordination nerve acting up again?:)
<blazemore> i'm totally kewl, dude. <LkTrout1> hypr is jealous of blazemore's Dell nametag. <hypr> im jealous of lks lack of penile gland <LkTrout1> My bulbourethral glands work just fine. <LkTrout1> nerd <hypr> ahahah <gb> LakeTrout the wannabe doctor
Technically, I can go and break the fingers of a sysadmin of any operating system and get the root password. This doesn't make it a localhost of remote attack. -- Artur Grabowski
<Guilty> I often wake up in a cold sweat, in fright that some negro has stolen my moves.
<shockf00> anyone know where the fuck i can DL a bot for irc? <shockf00> isnt it like named Poloris or some shit?
<kisama> amanda is the opposite of a normal computer user <Amanda`> KISAMA IS THE OPPOSITE OF HETEROSEXUAL