<Def|CS> Porn has a neat psychological sidebit...it's like, these people are giving up their dignity so you have something to look at to entertain yourself. It's power :O
<sparc5> how does a guy become a porn star? <sparc5> that's what I wana find out <Rhelic> sparc5: have at least 8inches and 4inches girth <Rhelic> sparc5: and you usually pay them to be in the first few <eggo> or family business <sparc5> Rehlic: pay??? <thinkmad> may you all catch this horrible disease and suffer <Rhelic> sparc5: its easy to find any guy to fuk some hot pron star <sparc5> damn
n e r d b 5: what in the hell n e r d b 5: im not a registered staples user n e r d b 5: what do i do? e l i t e m r p: register
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9720]: zirconium (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com] <wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9722]: zoology (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com] <wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9721]: zoo (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com] <wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9723]: zoom (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com] <wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9724]: zooplankton (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com] <wankel> WHOA SHIT <mendel> someone tell that luser that dictionary attacks refer to the PASSWORD part. <wankel> christ, 2000 lines back and he was only in w's :) <wankel> mankind:~ % grep LOGIN FAILED /var/log/messages | wc -l <wankel> 8923
<Number-6> rabid fags wonder why people don't like them. <orff> i'm a rabid faggot and people like me. <orff> mayeb you meant rabbi fags
<aard> i have a dentist appointment tomorrow <aard> for these cavities <joeN> aard is going to get his cavities filled :) <Number-6> bend over; I'll fill your cavity
<watashi^_> There are 177wks 3days 3mins 44secs until Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson are legal! I can't wait! d:D->=<
<DaveMann> i know the millitary has a program that could see ur msg and dcc > you mean the NSA not the military <DaveMann> no the military <DaveMann> what is nsa <DaveMann> dont u mean <DaveMann> nasa
<Kacey> if I wsa president, I would change the "In God We Trust" to "In Goats We Thrust"
<C-B0> i put a toad in the freezer... it peed then froze to the bottem... then my mom like screamed at me for a week or 2.. it ruled
*** Gambit32 has changed the topic on channel #havok to: Masturbation: If brute force doesnt work, use a bigger hammer. <syx> eeeeek
<gambit32> Would you like an orgasmic disorder? <gargos> No... I've got homework to do.
After fatal school shooting in Littleton Colorado, 4/20/99 [18:38] <THE_RAY> Any people from the school in here? [18:39] <scitz0> oh yah i got home from the shooting and "logged on" you idiot [18:39] <PunCHie> i got shot in the head 4 times.. but i'm okay..
<makeworld> ICQ scared the shit outta me <makeworld> walked into my pitch dark room and hear a knocking noise, sounded like someone knocking on my window <makeworld> shit
<Johnno> wouldnt it be cool if there was a cow that had a door on it's side, that when you opened it up, it produced nummmy pie <wonko> that's a good idea! hold on while I round up some venture capital...
<homerj> I wish I had a detachable penis <homerj> then when I went out as a woman, I wouldn't have to tape it up
<Chis> anyone experienced with shavers? <Chis> i need to get one on ebay) <Chis> http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll? MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1&SortProperty=MetaEndSort&query= electric+shaver <Spidey> dude <Spidey> just go to the damn store
<reptile-> i like to masturbate <reptile-> heh <reptile-> I remember along time ago <reptile-> when I was like 8 er smthn <reptile-> my friend was like, "Gay people masturbate." or something <reptile-> and I was like, "ew.. I'm never doing that!" <reptile-> !#@$
<hypr> digdug: i bet you have your beeper auto go off when somebody adds a quote cause your a supernerd
<DigDug> <hypr> dof i think hj00 lsefz haw <DigDug> wtf did that say? <hypr> i dunno <hypr> what i said
<imminent> clean keyboard <imminent> yesss <edible> you desemenized it? <edible> let some cum hungry slut lick the shit out of your keyboard?
<MrSpey> Everyone needs pr0n. In fact, I think the amount of pr0n people have is limited by their free time, connection speed, and storage space. Not desire.
<muted> i dont like slackware <Zephyrous> muted: what are you on? <Accipiter> Zephyrous >> Crack, apparently. <muted> suse
<Freezed> Just wondering if its possible to download a windows 95/98 source code, or ..
<snerfu> I would say the worst feeling is waking up after a night of drunken stupor and in the process of walking to your computer all you see is a pine session that says: your email "im drunk" has been sent.
<Medieval> the chances of me spontaneously climaxing while thinking about that are increasing
<MrFalcon> Rattus: it's just random chance that i hit the keyboard in such a way that my responses make sense
<polaris> haha... mozilla rocks... I accidently clicked on horse pron on stileproject and it crashed before displaying it
<AlmtyBob> i HATE MY MOM <AlmtyBob> fucking I'm just sitting here playing oni <AlmtyBob> and she walks in <AlmtyBob> SHE LIVES ACCROSS THE COUNTRY <AlmtyBob> she is NOT ALLOWED to just walk in <AlmtyBob> didn't bother calling saying she'd be home <AlmtyBob> didn't call me from the airport <AlmtyBob> just bam, walks in <AlmtyBob> what if I'd been jerking to hardcore teenage lesbo porn? <hypr> AlmtyBob: dont forget to take da debbe does dallas p0rno out of the vcr <AlmtyBob> actually it's interview with the vibrator <hypr> haha <Lk2k1> Bob has naked pictures of lux in his room. <AlmtyBob> but I stored that away a while ago <AlmtyBob> all my porn is digital <AlmtyBob> oh thanks for reminding me <AlmtyBob> gotta take the flash card out of my digicam <AlmtyBob> lest she get curious <hypr> wtf u made a homemade p0rn? <AlmtyBob> just pics of people I know <AlmtyBob> nonnude <AlmtyBob> time to take out the trash and /clear
<iln> AlmtyBob: are both of j00r computers hooked up with cox? <Ash> I'm awake! Did somebody say cox?
*** zaney was kicked by Ash (I know you're not stupid! Don't think you can fool me!) *** Ash sets mode: +b *!*zane@*.cyberverse.com <hypr> hahaahhaha <Ash> [13:35] <zaney> whats the greatest nation in the world? <Ash> [13:36] <Ash> Mexico! <Ash> [13:36] <zaney> uriNATION HAW YOU idiot!@ <Ash> [13:36] <zaney> hahahahhaa <Ash> [13:36] <zaney> thats funny <Ash> [13:36] <zaney> urination is peee btw <Ash> [13:36] <zaney> pee jokes own
<Ash> My Amazon package arrived in Baltimore at 9pm last night... but there's no data after that! <wild> ash: where is lk's package? <MadHatter> mind your business wild <MadHatter> I'm already taking care of lk <MadHatter> don't ever mention it again <MadHatter> ever <gb> Ash: where is lk's package? *** gb was kicked by MadHatter (..)
<SYch0> where do you specify how many levels of a web page you want to save when you save it? :| <enar> just use teleport pro and like have it save only .jpgs over so many kb :/ <DigDug> use teleport pro or wget <SYch0> cuz im saving as a single file <SYch0> im not saving porn! <enar> why would you save a webpage then :/
<Saige> cureobsession is a guy who might be cute, but you can't tell from the low-quality pictures