<splice> wow, irc really loses its luster when you have a girlfriend <splice> be back much later
<Bambz-216> i don't have anything illegal in my house anymore <Bambz-216> EXCEPT FOR THOSE MEXICANS I BOUGHT!
n e r d b 5: DUDE n e r d b 5: shania twain is only 20 years older than me.... i might have a chance one day, since she isnt that much older than me
*** banned[sleep] was kicked by Syber (Lotto Mockery. Shut the fuck up You fucking soggy assed cock sucking mother fucking faggot. You're not even impressing your own mother with cunt-flapped shennanigans like that. No mockery, no cockery, no knocking me. BANNED! 15 minutes.)
<{ReNeGaDe}> ok why is no one writin back to me; what do i
got no fingers to type with and im just imaginin writin all
this?
[17:05] <thinkmad> christ man [17:05] <thinkmad> i just caught my dad jerking off
[16:56] <van|go`eagles> btw [16:56] <van|go`eagles> your gf sucks at cs [16:57] <en4cer> lol [16:57] <en4cer> shes better at other things [16:57] <Grifter-> like quake? [16:57] <en4cer> lol
[%proto] Master inorder to be a successful technician, one must learn proper english and grammar [@master-] tfu
<gb> I'M BREAKING OUT THE DoS <gb> THERE GOEZ ED <gb> BYE BYE <hypr> DONT DOS ME" <hypr> FUCKERKGHJIJGEG <blazemore> hypr: quick, go buy dsl!
<Zen> I wonder what flavor of Windows they're going to run on Xbox.. <Yohoma> hopefully AOL 7.0 is out by the, i wanna play gamez online
[06:26pm] <shmoo> did you know if you deleate stuff you get your giggabytes back?
[02:46am] [+oc] earlier when my video card wasnt working i started crying seriously
<D-viant> it's not like her ass is caked in shit <D-viant> and it's not like I'm sticking my tongue IN her ass
<Amanda`> Sure, I'll put it on my Wall of Eliteness in my dorm <Amanda`> Beside Duke Nukem <Guilty> You and duke nukem <Amanda`> We're pals. <Guilty> Its like Amanda was Duke's fiance before a war and Duke went off and she sits in a rocking chair until 80 waiting for him to come home <Guilty> Hes dead, move on
<Ash> KIEV, Ukraine (AP) -- A Ukrainian candy company has begun marketing what may be the stickiest, richest and most fattening holiday treat on the market: pure pork fat covered in chocolate.
<DaemoN_> ASHLEY STOP SCRUBBING MY SCHLONG WITH THOSE TREES <Ashley-> its the only wood you will ever have down there urchin boy
<QuoteBawt> I know very few girls into emulation, even fewer into drinking "beer" and even fewer with an IQ above room temperature <freeweed> <QuoteBawt> I know very few girls <--- if you wanna say something just say it <scienide_> wimiins should go back to the kitchen
<KidHype> discovery channel should have a droppy tits from around the world week * PtitFous undresses then <MikeDX> except its shown on CNN and called "world famine report"
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IRC}~» v2.03 Alpha)
<|Ender|> ohh look Winds gonna go masturbate
<smcn> yeh, ladydrake is a weirdass name for a penis
<MojoBag> [DaemoN_] She kicked my dog, and now i am going to FUCK her. * freeweed kix Daemon's dog * DaemoN_ fucks her <smcn> fucks who? your dog?
<BobDole> i'm not the real bob dole <BobDole> but.. i'm just on this nick <T`karthon> ohh <Nija_work> had me fooled <T`karthon> thanks for clearing that up for us
<MadHatter> what you know about people and the way things work I could comfortably pass through the hole in my penis
<enex> You have invited Vic Viper to start using Microsoft Windows. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation. <enex> Vic Viper does not have Microsoft Windows installed and is not able to accept your invitation. <enex> Look how clever I am! ^_^
<smcn> it's like richard simmons getting laid <CodeMason> "ok girl, pump it, oh yes, left, right, left, right, in, out, that's the way!"
<Fustard> i should take a picture of my penis like orion, and give it away as a present <w3nis> maybe you shouldnt <DigDug> yeah, maybe you shouldn't <Fustard> yeah maybe i shouldnt
* CM[rebirth] annihilates SumDumGoy with a high energy carbon plasma sphere. (Think DragonballZ "fireballs"). * !SumDumGoy pokes CM. <SumDumGoy> I win. <CM[rebirth]> Damn! :O
<matt`> <goh`> guilty you spelt speed wrong <goh`> spelled* <McMoo> <goh`> YOUR USUALLY SO CAREFUL <goh`> you're* <goh`> you guys are assholes
<|WizZard|-Sleeping] I'm going to bed now, and you cant stop me from thinking dirty stuff.
jaylane0910: oh gross e l i t e m r p: ? jaylane0910: my cmoputer science teacher corrupted the word g-string for me e l i t e m r p: heh jaylane0910: she said she was writing her own string lib jaylane0910: her name is Gioviana or something jaylane0910: and she caled it GString jaylane0910: and shes ugly jaylane0910: and damn
<J3anyus> my bellybutton smells worse than my ass <DigDug> heh <DigDug> how do you smell your bellybutton? <J3anyus> digdug: pick all the lint out of it and then smell your finger :
<smcn> one of these days <smcn> i'm going to hunt down and kill whoever invented emoticons <smcn> then i'm going to look at him and go >=D
<CrazyDe> did I tell u what I got this girl for christmas? <CrazyDe> I got her lingerie in 1 box <CrazyDe> and I put before <CrazyDe> and in another box <CrazyDe> I put pajamas in there <CrazyDe> and put after
<Lathari> jack your ethernet into my ass and we'll have ourselves a REAL Lan party.