<Commander> whoa that's not good <Commander> the end of my mobile plug (plugged into the USB port on my PC) was sitting in the side of a potplant IN WATER <Commander> i pulled it out and it said "new usb device found" <Commander> =/ <Commander> dunno how long it's been sitting there for <CompHobbyist> new USB device found: potted plant v.001 <CompHobbyist> power usage for this device: -10W
<Jlax> So we were watching this D.A.R.E. video in health <Jlax> and they did that thing that they always do. <Jlax> You know, when they're like, <Jlax> "If you smoke, THIS will happen to YOU!" <Jlax> And then they show a picture of a black person.
<godgrrl43> killing babies before they're born is murder! <azlo335> I think abortions should be allowed up until two years after the baby is born <greggk> the splatter pattern on the wall is more satisfying after they're out anyway ** godgrrl143 has left the room
<justie> i did something stupid <justie> chmod -x chmod <justie> anyone knows how to fix it?
Chutt: my wife drops an earring down the bathroom sink Chutt: so i take the sink apart and get it back Chutt: while i'm hooking everything back up, she helpfully cleans out the bucket i used under the drain Chutt: of course, i called out "it's in the bucket" after she took it Chutt: but apparently that didn't register. so i got to take apart the basement drain
<CaCtus491> omg <CaCtus491> I think I have just met the dumbest courier ever <CaCtus491> I receive parcel <CaCtus491> Courier hand me a palm/PDA style device for signature <CaCtus491> Courier hands me a ball point pen to sign with <CaCtus491> I look at screen and see lots of ink and scratches from previous signatures <CaCtus491> I smile and say thankyou politely, slowly back away and close the door <CaCtus491> before breaking into hysterics
<Nofrag> It's bullshit, the police won't do a fucking thing. They destroyed one of the transformers now the power's out for twelve blocks <bawheid> It obviously wasn't one of the better transformers <bawheid> Optimus Prime, say
<lunchbox> so get this <lunchbox> i delivered pizza to the Microshaft building today but I couldn't park close to the door because they have all these fancy picnic tables out back for their employees <lunchbox> so they're standing there watching me carry all these pizzas to them and I finally get to the door and they stiff me. nothing. <fallingdogs> are you surprised? <lunchbox> next time they order I'm going to send them a bunch of empty boxes <lunchbox> and write stop messages inside <lunchbox> "0x0000000A" ... <lunchbox> "INVALID_PROCESS_ATTACH_TIP"
<fholmes> My 8 month daughter was given her first taste of Gentoo today. <fholmes> Literally as she ate my boot cd.
<yadrisil> Quit being emo. <alexsavage> i'm not emo, the glass is half full <yadrisil> Half full... with tears. <alexsavage> ;_;
<Brenty> You know, I think the media really fucked up when they called it "software piracy" <Brenty> Everyone WANTS to be a pirate <Brenty> If they'd called it "software faggotry" everyone would still buy all their shit
* kafiend sets mode: -o kafiend <kafiend> with beer comes great irresponsibility
<Hroth> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid= 8795795223394289910 <Hroth> bush's family supported the nazi's <videogameaholic> you know who didn't support the nazi's? jews. look what happened to them.
<Baloo> Supermarkets should have a newbie lane for the self-checkout. <Baloo> "If you're a loser who hasn't seen the bag boy scan shit at the checkout before, and you've never bought a soda from a vending machine in your life, use this line."
<Random> I wanna do a cpu stress test <Valaris> please to install norton antivirus <Valaris> aol <Valaris> and windows
ThPhox: Dude...there's free Cinemax, and there's porn on. ThPhox: AAAAnd it's anal. ThPhox: *does the field goal sign* SNAPEK1LSDMBLDOR: He shoots, wrong goalll!!!!!!
<Vanion> where is everybody from in here? <NemoMac> Indiana <Vanion> am I the only american? <NemoMac> Last time I checked, Indiana was in the USA.. <Vanion> wtf?
<pengrate> Because, contrary to Window's opinion, searching the internet for ethernet drivers does not go over so well
<bill> neo is spending all his time fixing his new van <Kevin> If its new, why does it need fixing? <bill> Kevin: heh, if you asked that question about software, it would sound completely idiotic
spaceinvader455: some people smash guitars after rock concerts spaceinvader455: I smash keyboards after I type up a school project
<cathy_n> That's because processed food is so manipulative. <Yawgatog> Sometimes chicken nuggets force me into situations I am uncomfortable with.
Nerdmaster I always say backups are for losers anyway. Nerdmaster I don't believe in "backing up" data. My data moves forward, never backward. Nerdmaster I'm a forward thinker. A real e-enabler of data.
<*> This mouse wheel is so loud I can beatbox with it. <*> This is a skill about as far removed from "Hunter Gatherer" as it gets.
<SHn> how come its cheaper to fly from brisbane to sydney then the other way?!!! <disco[burrito]> cause you need all the smart people you can get
<Khobai> ive never seen a fat girl who was bulemic <Khobai> so apparently the diet works :P
<Sam> But why is it 69 and not 96? <Sam> Oh wait... <Tim> :/ Thats a weird fetish and I don't want to know what it is :(
<@Malf> dude im pranking people on skype <@Malf> i called this american pizza place <@Malf> and i go "are you mexican" <@Malf> "no" <@Malf> "ok i'd like to order a pizza then" <@Malf> "sorry we dont sell to racists"
<Shaft> i was just reading a news headline and i thought it said "double amputee conquers everquest" and i was like whoa <Shaft> but is said everest <Shaft> which is far less impressive
<Chard> 3x12=36 <Chard> 2x12=24 <Chard> 1x12=12 <Chard> 0x12=18 <Monkey> NERD JOKE
<+Ethelion> i hate how busses come screaming out of no where.. <+Ethelion> it's weird <+Ethelion> they're like fucking ninjas <+FlameDrake> 2 tonnes of moving flureo yellow steel ninjas? <+Ethelion> yeah
<Litzer> I bought a $3200 escort to take me to the movies last night <mechanicvirus> a car or a hooker?
(Sethy) How many Supreme Court Justices can you guys name? (MasterOfHyrule) uh... (MasterOfHyrule) Bush? (Sethy) Aaaand how many members of the Bradey Bunch can you name? (MasterOfHyrule) Marsha, Cindy, Jane, Peter, Bobby, Greg, Mom, Dad, Alice (Sethy) ...Now what does that say about you?
<blue_> [wned <fluffy> blue_: I like how you mistyped 'pwned' as [wned when pwned itself is an intentional reproduction of the common mistyping of owned <fluffy> I have a feeling that in a few years people will be typing \wned without any shred of irony
<MrAccident> ... <MrAccident> My laptop really is like an Etch-a-Sketch now <MrAccident> The slightest jostling or movement while it is running will cause a BSoD <MrAccident> And it won't recognize the hard drive after that until you turn the thing upside-down at least once
<Knightmare> Well that was a night of fear and terror. <Timork> ? <Knightmare> I bought a bag of mushrooms and a bottle of Everclear. <Knightmare> Settled down for a nice evening of mind altering psychadelia <Timork> Bad trip huh? <Knightmare> Horrible, I never want to go through it again. <Knightmare> Somewhere along the line I installed emacs.
<iND-RLM> i heard a good comeback by my friends 13yr old brother the other day <iND-RLM> his sister was talking it up <iND-RLM> and he just comes in and says <iND-RLM> u know if i made a mould of you out of shit.. it would still only be as half as full of shit as you really are
<NCommander> Its nothing like coming back from a two month vacation, and discovering a surprise in the toliet <g4lt-U60> TMI <g4lt-U60> in fact, you've left the TMI thoroughfare and entered the "why the fuck do you have free speech" turnpike <NCommander> g4lt-U60: I didn't say that surprise was shit.
<crowke> With the current web2.0 hype, I think Mary Poppins should have an Ajax-powered website at http:// super.cali.fragi.listic.expi.ali.do.cio.us.
<aptget> I have $50 on Duke Nukem Forever finishing before Vista. <carpespasm> can anyone quote from the bible which comes first, horsemen, ps3, DNF, or vista; I always forget <soogy> Mark 13:4 "Tell us, when shall these things be? and what [shall be] the sign when all these things shall be fulfilled?" <soogy> Even the Bible can't save us now.
<Nietzche> what kind of weird keyboard are you using <Nietzche> dvorak or something <Nietzche> BECAUSE GUESS WHAT <Nietzche> IM USING QUERTY <Nietzche> QWERTY <Nietzche> omg <Nietzche> how can i misspell qwerty <Nietzche> >_>
<Prysm> my dad just said 'I just exploded' <Prysm> and my mom said 'that's not the first time today' <Prysm> I REALLY HOPE THAT WASN'T SEXUAL <Prysm> or I will kill myself <Taidahn`> Prysm, it was * Prysm dies a little inside <Taidahn`> Prysm, and a little of your dad probably died inside your mom. <Taidahn`> Prysm, or maybe on
<Demon Beaver> So, at the LAN-party, there was a new guy. <Demon Beaver> And when he went for a drink, we snuck up to his pc, and created a folder called Horse-Porn on the desktop. <Demon Beaver> Then we took a screenshot, put it as his wallpaper, and deleted the folder. <Demon Beaver> He tried to get rid of that folder for 3 hours! ^^
mcilhemnny: see, this is why I like bittorrents mcilhemnny: Family guy, Seasons... 1-4 + the movie mcilhemnny: Now thats fucking organisation mcilhemnny: I don't have to do any work mcilhemnny: I just sit on my fucking ass and wait... mcilhemnny: for mcilhemnny: 196.5 days... mcilhemnny: awww... the simple life
<Vorpy> seriously, "alote"? what is your first language? <Vorpy> do you buy ingredients at a shoppe? <Vorpy> ye olde shoppe? <Vorpy> is where ye buye ye goodes? <Vorpy> muche goodes are needed with whiche to cooke <Vorpy> to cooke alote of foodes, ye neede alote of goodes from ye olde shoppe
<tarheelcoxn> iank has trouble with English. his native language is Python <iank> Yeah <iank> I'm forced <iank> To indent <iank> My sentences
<Analyzer> I'm on the come-down <Analyzer> I ran out of heroin at 10 this morning <Breathe> You're gonna be such a good daddy :D <Analyzer> You'll have to watch the police blotter to see just how good
MorningQueen: Why are you against abortion? MassHypnosisJoe: I'm just against women making choices
Centurion04> did you see the terri schiavo .gif? Centurion04> it was a .jpg Centurion04> afk
<Jlax> wow <Jlax> i just opened microsoft word <Jlax> apperently, i only had the trial version <Jlax> and it expired yesterday <Jlax> so i read the message it gave me <Jlax> "some features may become unavailable" <Jlax> then i discovered what some of those features were: <Jlax> 1. <Jlax> TYPING <Jlax> 2. <Jlax> DOCUMENT VIEWING