<Chcherrycola>Oh shit I'm fucked <Chcherrycola>I hid my weed in my PSP carrying case. So I get up to go get some and I can't find it anywhere, then I realise my little brother must have taken it with him on the plane to Florida with my family... O_O
<KillerB> man, while I'm excited about the interview, getting my ass up at like 1:30pm is gonna blow.
<werro> damnit :/ <werro> my dad found my porn <Bob112> So what? I bet my dad knows I have porn. <werro> but my dad didnt know Im gay :/ <Bob112> Um, like, neither did I * werro has left #hookerz
<benjick> i talked to a friend, who is a bit geeky about doctypes <benjick> "when it comes to girls, i'm xhtml 1.1 strict, you are like 4.01 loose" :(
<calvin909> I don't know what gives, but the last 3 movies i've downloaded are in frigging spanish. <princess> dey took our pirating jobs! <calvin909> yeah no doubt
<bloodmaster> this guy keeps sending me notices, how do i send them back????? <`Trust`> ./notice <nick> <message> <bloodmaster> ty! <bloodmaster> ./notice <Tommyboy872> <hello tommy, my name is john i am from michigan im 16! Im 5 foot 11 inch tall, you sound cute n we should talk more often ok??>
<sdodson> can you provide that in wma format? <Corydon76-home> Only if you can provide an encoder <Corydon76-home> but it has to be able to run on my Apple IIgs <Wonton> Wma sucks <sdodson> you can encode oggs on your Apple IIgs? <Corydon76-home> No, but if you're going to be an asshole about encoding formats, I'm going to be an asshole about the platform the encoder needs to run on. <Catonic> lol
monetcopy: girls are like nun chucks monetcopy: they are awesome! monetcopy: but when u mess up it hurts monetcopy: ...alot
Kanuck: i like to look at porn in pdf files.. just so i can make the little hand grab things.
<WarMoose> Think about how stupid the average person is. Now realize that half of them are dumber than that. <Chunda> Why half?
chewp: so i have to make a movie for chinese class ransom: must be a pretty short movie huh? chewp: fucker...
scuttlemonkey: This [face recognition] technology should speed airport check-ins, but it could also be used in banks or for checking ID cards as it allows full identification in less than one second. mcc: Great, I can't wait until the day when I get punched in the face, and suddenly I can't use ATMs anymore.
<Coma.> I'm drawing a pony for my friend <Coma.> Except I can't draw so basicly I am drawing a horse only making it look small. <Coma.> Because a pony is basicly just a little horse. <Fish> wtf? No they aren't! <Fish> That's like saying a midget's a person!!
<Alex> i <Alex> f s h <Alex> t c k s <Alex> s i <Laila> ...what is he trying to do? <Reiz0r> Trying to make a fish from fishsticks. <Reiz0r> It's MODERN ART <Reiz0r> It's the true pesonification of the juxtaposition of the sombre emotion that the world of man made aesthetics is slowly and irrevokably destroy the nature of that which is ... <Reiz0r> Something <Reiz0r> Modern art doesn't have to look like much. It just needs an explanation with lots of long words
<sceadu> i really need to figure out how to use a debugger in emacs <iank> pfft, how could you *not* know? <iank> It's just ctrl+alt+meta+f7+numlock+c+e+m+< <iank> Hell, you could discover that by accident in emacs..
<who> i can't watch brokeback mountain for the same reason i can't watch horror movies <who> i would scream "HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!" in the middle of the theater
Tanith: Today was so fucked up; in science we have a really hot teacher and she was bending over talking to a student and this other kid stood behined her and pretended to hump her and i was standing glarign at him coz i have a thing for her. Tanith: she fucking turned around and saw me staring Tanith:....now she thinks im a pervert :(
<Towzzer> hey ufo <ufo8mydog> hey ugly <Towzzer> that's not my nick <ufo8mydog> sorry, i'm a faceperson, not a nameperson <Towzzer> ouch
<notjoe> yesterday i brought my cat to the vet since he wasnt peeing. So, the vet forced him to pee by putting pressure on his bladder but i swear i saw his finger was on the my cats asshole <tripsta> did he put his finger in his mouth after <samurai_> did he light up a smoke? <notjoe> no and no <notjoe> but there was no need to be fingering the cats ass by doing what he was doing <notjoe> this other time he commented on how nice the cats testicles were
Tammy: julia is having to cancel lunch, her uncle was murdered tladd: :O Tammy: you want to do lunch :) tladd: sure.
bcreasy: come check this out gbarnes: no bcreasy: *shiny thing* gbarnes: oh, be right there
Stacy: Raymond is correct. Raymond: I always am Esuna: Raymond, what number am I thinking of? Raymond: Esuna, you're not thinking of a number Raymond: You're thinking of something to say when I do say a number. Esuna: Damn it! How'd you know?
castuslumen: whats the name of those hats that Green Berets wear? foranzan: are you being stupid on purpose? castuslumen: what? foranzan: you are officially the Rolls Royce of stupid.
* Acetal changes topic to 'Snakes! In a movie theatre!' <Acetal> There's an idea for a promotion.
Banjax: dude, totally hilarious, I'm walking down the street and around the corner I see these people protesting outside a coat shop that sells fur coats. They had buckets of red paint TurboJesusDELUXE: oh boy Banjax: this one woman comes around the other corner wearing a fur coat of her own. The whole crowd turns on her like wolves on a lamb, and the closest girl with a bucket of paint throws it on her Banjax: so she's dripping with paint and starts screaming like she's been shot, and then she's like "it's a fake fur coat, you dumb bitch!" Banjax: and without missing a beat the other chick says "that's okay, it's fake blood" TurboJesusDELUXE: HAHA, awesome
bananza: i feel bad for ugly people rotino: empathyy bananza: yeah bananza: like a lot rotino: look up empathy bananza: oh fuck u
<DooMGoaT> OMG <DooMGoaT> SQUASH THE SPIDER AND WIN AN XBOX 360! <DooMGoaT> shame none of the 360 games are as good as the spider squashy banner
< Redb3ard> so, im using this godawful slow pcanywhere connection < Redb3ard> 2 hours to scroll through a list, check off the things i need to < Redb3ard> idiot customer comes along, closes the window at 97% done < Redb3ard> doesnt minimize it, closes it < Redb3ard> so i locked the keyboard, blanked the screen, and locked it like that
EvILpYRoMaNiA: my dad tried to sit on my lap: he tackled me off my chair. EvILpYRoMaNiA: dog* EvILpYRoMaNiA: shit EvILpYRoMaNiA: that was the worst typo ever.
<jimmy_> i use norton <BoltBait> Norton's is the most annoying anti virus software ever! <jimmy_> what do you meen? i hardly notice notice its there <BoltBait> Really? Then it's probably not working. <jimmy_> ... <jimmy_> u may be right <jimmy_> the tray icon isnt there anymore <jimmy_> shit!
<Shard>: I think my GF is pregnant... <Sapphon>: You should pimp her out to cover the abortion, she cant get pregnant twice ;). <Shard>: ....
<spazdor> how do you get a Cisco Certified Network Administrator off your porch? <cnug> ...? <spazdor> pay for your pizza
Ziggy: Everytime I hear a strange noise, I have a zombie panic attack. Lusty: what is it with you and zombies?! Ziggy: Are you not afraid of zombies? Lusty: they don't exist. Ziggy: That's what they think in movies too. Ziggy: Right before the invasion.
<@Quasi> I feel like my life is a movie. <@Quasi> But it's being shown on TV. <@Quasi> So all the sex scenes are cut.
<Sneux_Duck> so today at school we had this guy talking about sexual predators online and crap like that for a good hour. and he said something like "girls don't put your pictures online. these freaks will only collect, trade and sell them" and i said a bit too loudly "gotta catch 'em all" <Sneux_Duck> he was the only one not laughing...
<meeb> what the fuck <meeb> highly religious client just rang up <meeb> wants us to automatically take their website down at sunset on a friday until sunrise on a monday <meeb> as using an online shop is bad and evil over the sabbath
<puertoroo> so, i was at the store and the hot female clerk was checking me out and stuff <puertoroo> then we came back to my place and tore my bedroom up <puertoroo> then we did it on the stove and then on the washing machine <HuhWhat> And in the real world, what happened? <puertoroo> ....i never even made it to the store :(
<Revolution|AngeL> he thinks because we idle 4 of the same channels <Revolution|AngeL> we're somehow friends <Revolution|AngeL> i dont even know how it started. <Revolution|AngeL> a casual glance here <Revolution|AngeL> a soft touch there <Revolution|AngeL> gentle, warm and caring chatting. <Revolution|AngeL> brokeback irc. <Revolution|AngeL> i wish i knew how to /quit you
<Whittney> does anyone know what the C++ test tomorrow covers <Arc> chapters 1-16 <Whittney> thats up to waht exactly <Whittney> then end of arrays...or does that inclue char? <Arc> um...linear integration of the Hermholtz plasma intereferometry function <Arc> as applied to post-modern dadist theories <Whittney> wtf are u talking about <Arc> I could ask you the same...have you even attended the course?? 0_o
<Benjula> Dude, I thought of the best name for a Christian rap CD ever <Benjula> The RhapCD
Vfirthd: someday, I'm going to be great. Vfirthd: someday, I will have all the money I want and no financial trouble Vfirthd: and I'll have a great, big house with a laptop and high fi stero systems Vfirthd: oh, and I'll have a job that I love so much, and make a good profit from Vfirthd: and at that great job that I love, I'll find the lovely woman of my dreams... Vfirthd: yeah...someday... GeniusChef: You work at a McDonalds, don't you? Vfirthd: Burger King
Laudanum: I think my ability to communicate has gone downhill. kaltegeburt: I don't understand.
<corncob> I was in networking class <corncob> and the disccussion randomly turned to personal freedoms. <corncob> some girl said there should be a law against parents smoking around kids to keep them from encouraging them to smoke <corncob> and someone else counters with "Well, I saw my parents having sex all the time and I'm still a virgin!"
* Qwyxzl growls at his connection * Furion sees his virus is working. * Qwyxzl gets out his Furion voodoo doll * Furion Quit (Ping timeout) <Elessa> whoa!
<Varka> cds are made of pikachu skins <Orcinus> is that why they turn to lightning in the microwave? :D <Varka> Yes.
<JasonM> Oh my god. <JasonM> I was at the train station today, and this REALLY EMO GUY comes up to me and asks me if i have a lighter <JasonM> So i get it out and go to light it <JasonM> Then his fucking fringe catches on fire <aikon> LOL! <JasonM> I pissbolted. <JasonM> I'm scared of going back there tomorrow and seeing a burned emo corpse on the ground
<jjccp> i broke my leg <jjccp> masturbating is evil <[Slaryn> O_O I hope to god those two incidents weren't related
<Fenris> Man.. <Fenris> I need to get a monitor <W1N9Zr0> yeah, stop guessing what's on the screen
Erik: wow sad, mexico beat u.s. in baseball Erik: well, then again, them mexicans sure are able to get things past fences
Ignus Firestorm: Do that shit again and I'm getting back on my other SN. Ignus Firestorm: And you'll never hear from me again. Ignus Firestorm: =] CanYouSaySanity: Oh...darn.... CanYouSaySanity: ... CanYouSaySanity: That was by far, the worst threat in the history of mankind. CanYouSaySanity: It wouldn't even work on France.