<Fenril> That reminds me, there's a deaf person in one of my classes, and she has a personal sign-language person. <Fenril> And it's really freaking distracting. <Satan> Now there's a job I wouldn't mind having. <Cact> I don't have a beef with the deaf, it's just that they freak me out with their moans and grunts sometimes. <Fenril> I don't either, but it's hard to learn with a person standing 3 feet from you and looking like she's having a sock-puppet fight with herself.
<chrisg> is it star wars ep. 2 thats got the litte green guy jumpin about fighting and stuff? <grifferz> what you have just asked, is, to a star wars fan, akin to saying, "so, that bible, is that the one where the beardy guy conjures up a heap of fish?" to a christian
<ILuvChitlins> listen buddy you had best stop trying to hack people with your script kiddie ways <ILuvChitlins> or someone might get pissed off and ban you from the internet <Arsvith> Remind me again. You know /how/ much about computers?
Sui Kiogi Az: you have such a succinct way with words you know RuShKiN AsS: Damn skippy i do RuShKiN AsS: I"m a fuckin magician with words RuShKiN AsS: Ask amy! RuShKiN AsS: Watch... you see the word fuck RuShKiN AsS: I'll cut it in two RuShKiN AsS: FU RuShKiN AsS: CK RuShKiN AsS: Now i will make it disapear Sui Kiogi Az: you're a true wordsmith RuShKiN AsS: RuShKiN AsS: WHERE DID IT GO Sui Kiogi Az: I...don't know ::cries:: RuShKiN AsS: Oh whats that behind your ear... **pulls fuck out**
<tumnus> i just set my clock the easiest way ever <tumnus> i waited until it was midnight then i plugged it in and left it
<DarthFoamy> Ah, unstable connections <DarthFoamy> How do I despise thee? <DarthFoamy> Let me count the ways! <DarthFoamy> 1 <DarthFoamy> 2 * DarthFoamy has quit IRC (Quit: Ping timeout)
<thatbox> jpg artifacts are no fun for anyone! <Binjuice> What about jpg archeologists?
(surfer) we tried to take off a stop sign (Katriel) what did the sign say? (surfer) stop
<DJnerate> I saw the epitome of laziness today <DJnerate> there was this family at the mall, they were pretty overweight <DJnerate> they were headed for the escalator but maintenance had shut it down for the day <DJnerate> and the mother exclaims, "Oh no, how are we gonna get down?" <DJnerate> i was laughing my ass off watching them trying to figure it out
<Klaatu> I logged into the admin account in a comp at my uni. <Klaatu> I drew the word "Owned" and set it as the wallpaper. <Hl1> Meh, that's good enough to hang with us. >.> <Klaatu> 1337 :D <Hl1> You just lost your cred. <Klaatu> Aw fux0r. :( <Hl1> And slowly going into the negatives...
<Ashley> No, believe me... my job SUCKS. <Ashley> We have to clock out to go to the bathroom. What kind of shit is that? <Robert> The kind you don't get paid for.
<stark> hi guys, anyone got a webpage on how ms exchange works? <@normal1> sure <@normal1> <html><title>How MS exchange works</title><head> <body> MS EXCHANGE SUCKS ARSE </body></head> <takeaction> normal1: WOW! I think that's the best explination of exchange I have ever seen...
<Baintz> Wikipedia is now used like the dictionary, meant to be serious but used to look up dirty words
<Ryuhou> bravo is pissing me off with its "movies that changed the world!" crap. <Ryuhou> they keep saying "men stopped having affairs in 1987 after fatal attraction." <Ryuhou> i'm sorry. what world are you from? <Ryuhou> of course <Ryuhou> they follow that up with a <Ryuhou> IT STAYS IN VEGAS commercial
<Mr_Blud> That looks like a mosquito <ThunderMax> I hate mosquitos <ThunderMax> they're like the Jehovah's Witnesses of nature
<quadropheniac57> so we're talking about aboriginal symbols in school today <quadropheniac57> and i tell my group that i read it was bad luck to kill an emu, except i say emo on accident <quadropheniac57> so i laugh and say "actually, it's pretty good luck to kill an emo" <quadropheniac57> this girl, overweight, dyed black hair, eyeshadow, not goth but close <quadropheniac57> says "no, emo is sad. emo is short for emotional" <quadropheniac57> so i respond "no, emo is short for stupid" <quadropheniac57> she says "no, it's for emotional. emo people are emotional beings who live that way to relieve their pain" <quadropheniac57> i say "emo people are self-absorbed attention-seeking idiots who listen to crappy music" <quadropheniac57> rest of class, she gives me the most dark and depressed death glare <quadropheniac57> THE WHOLE REST OF CLASS, that's like 45 minutes, she's just death-looking me, not even turning her head <quadropheniac57> i swear, she's gonna kill herself this weekend, and it's all my fault <civilpunkbikes> good luck coming your way <quadropheniac57> amen
<ckoo> haha some lady asked me where she could get headphones so I told her "the source" aka radioshack. She walked outside, turned, and walked straight toward "SOURCE adult video" <reaper> Ahahahah!
<shaine> Siege: kansas' best song is dust in the wind. listen to it <Siege> k ill download it <Siege> Haha i accidentally typed in "dst in the wind" in the search box <Siege> and child pron came up. <shaine> you must have turned on 'my favorites' or something.
<andkore> can somebody say something positive the government has done in the past 5 years? please? <gorn> no, you'd have to go to before bush was elected to see something positive <JuggaloAnt> when clinton banged that chick? <gorn> yeah <gorn> that was positive <gorn> make love not war
GeoffSharron: a spider just hid inside my keyboard GeoffSharron: and this sentence probably crushed him GeoffSharron: i think he was under the m key GeoffSharron: mmmm GeoffSharron: m key GeoffSharron: m m m m
<Black_Kniggit> That's nothing compared to back when I played Fallout 2 <Black_Kniggit> I stole the coins from every NPC in the entire game! <Black_Kniggit> and I didn't just steal it as such, I stole it one coin at a time until I had five coins (unless if I failed in which case I would load my game and try again) then I got 150 exp and saved my game. Then I did it again. This gave me A LOT of exp points. <Medmera> WTF? <Black_Kniggit> Sometimes I used the steal skill to give them back money, so I could steal some more <Medmera> you will lose your virginity in your next life.
<VUlpixLover> making fun of people who can't read is intolerable. you shouldn't say anything mean about them. <NoTruth> Yeah you should write it.
<anarch> A restaurant in northeastern China that advertised illegal tiger meat dishes was found instead to be selling donkey flesh _ marinated in tiger urine, a newspaper reported Thursday. <anarch> cant wait to go to china! <Landslide> SOUNDS GRRRRREEEAAT
tboz86: okay, so... some guy in new york stabbed a 10 month old baby last night that was just hanging out in her stroller squeamish: was he from New Orleans? tboz86: idk, but who stabs a 10 month old kimono: a mental case on drugs tboz86: seriously, that kid will be scared for life
<nick> grah windows just crashed again, unstable crap. <yukito> Windows isn't unstable, it's just spontaneous.
SleepyDog Two more generations and you'll be able to fit an iPod in your rectum SleepyDog comfortably
Maxim: My alarm clock software demo expired. Maxim: So I changed the system time by a week, and it worked. Maxim: But I forgot to change the alarm setting accordingly. Maxim: So the alarm didn't go off, and I missed the appointment. Maxim: :-(
<Canas> your humor pleases only the children and the dim witted <JackPhantasm> same with your penis
marksmith101: hello there Le Steph0rz: hi marksmith101: wanna cybur?? Le Steph0rz: sure babe asl marksmith101: 16/m/ca in florida, titusville Le Steph0rz: 29/f/ca Le Steph0rz: holy shit man! marksmith101: oh strip for me babe marksmith101: wat? Le Steph0rz: i think i know u! marksmith101: wtf? Le Steph0rz: oh shit, its me, ur teacher, ms. stephanie brown!! Marksmith101 has logged off.
<Rev> my house of 1000 corpses download is done <ix> what a waste of bandwidth <@Volsus> unless that's a sims expansion pack
prettykittikat: Im going 2 the club 2night Syric 2005: im going 2 lern 2 tipe 2nite 2 prettykittikat: what? Syric 2005: Exactly
<themole> I was thinking of quiting my job at target <soapy> you should look into getting a job at goatse <soapy> I heard they have a large opening
<boon> today started out so aweful <boon> I got up early, poured a bowl of cereal, OJ...I was set. Had 45min until I had to leave for work. I thought I'd go downstairs and grab the laundry from the dryer before I started eating <boon> I get to the bottom of the stairs and *slam*...the door to my place closes behind me <boon> SCREWED <Kammo> oh, no! You had to open the door?!
Steve: I was buying condoms for a friend of mine at the beach in a drug store Steve: and I also picked up one of those freezable ice packs cuz I hurt my knee surfing that day Steve: I put both of the items on teh counter Steve: the big black guy behind the counter looks at me and says quite loudly Steve: son, what are you gonna do to that poor girl Steve: this older couple that was checking out looks at me and then hurries out fo the store
thejew: omg i just found a memory leak that has existed since the dawn of time PlasmaHH: hm, this would explain why the universe is so big...
<Diamant>I just compleated intercourse with your female parental unit, as they say in the hood.
SuperGiddyup222: I just watched an episode of married with children and ate a TV dinner work it joe: youre living the american dream work it joe: one heartbreaking piece at a time
<earmuff-man> Yeah the last plane out of Sydney's almost gone <earmuff-man> And it's really got me worried <earmuff-man> I'm goin' nowhere and I'm in a hurry <earmuff-man> And the last plane out of Sydney's almost gone <spinifex> earmuff man can i be an op? <spinifex> just for tonight? <earmuff-man> ok <spinifex> * earmuff-man sets mode: +o spinifex * ChanServ sets mode: +l 12 <earmuff-man> Well the last plane out of Sydney's almost gone * earmuff-man was kicked by spinifex (quit your singing bitch) <spinifex> bahahahhhaa
<Victorian_Skunk> Is there a new virus going around? My Windows has suddenly changed to another language! I think it's Croatian. <Dan> You Got Serbed!
<pab> dude, how do you know what condom size to get <pab> I dont want it to be ockward... but I have no idea <pab> is there a way to view webcam over irc? <omnica> .... <omnica> bring the measurements to the pharmicist <pab> it's 2am... <omnica> bring measurements to the 7-11 attendant
<EvilBlood> i had a crazy dream last night <EvilBlood> my mother barged into my room and started hitting my computer <EvilBlood> i threw her down, and ended up sniffing her pussy through her panties <EvilBlood> weird «@ tanlin999» so what was the dream? <EvilBlood> oh yeah that <EvilBlood> well
<timmo> it blows my mind <timmo> that some people want to just be born, grow up, etc just in one place <timmo> and not go out and explore the world <v3dd3r> shutup magellan
Mike: I had a random thought in the shower just before Mike: I think I was still half asleep Mike: if you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of johnson's no more tears, would it create beautiful irony? Hopper: ROFL
<Velk> I have my school pay phones on my cell contact list <Velk> my friend and I plan to go to New York city and take down as many pay phone numbers as we can <Velk> and single out a person, and every payphone he passes we'll call <Velk> just to creep him out
Threatis I'm trying to figure out what "geek" tattoo I'm getting. khmer Threatis: get <blink> tattooed on your eyelids
<AmW> I got rearended by a car with "CARMA" vanity plates today. <AmW> destiny can't spell.
<rhc> apparently it's rude if <rhc> somebody asks if you have a light <rhc> and you reply: "yes, but it's at the end of the tunnel"
(SirJohnny) How do you feel about the US in the middle east? (Talya) Uhhh (Talya) They give us money (Talya) so w00t (SirJohnny) What if Bush woke up one day, and was like "WE'RE GOING TO INVADE ISRAEL BECAUSE...UHM...LIKE, I THINK THEY HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS!" what would you do? XD (Talya) (we do have nuclear weapons)