<khamosis> oh man... i had typed "hey! anyone awake?" in another channel about 20 minutes ago <khamosis> and just now i saw it and typed "yes!" not realizing it was me
<ZhanDVG> Dammit <ZhanDVG> I kept glancing at the computer thinking that the channel was dead... <ZhanDVG> Then I realised I was looking at Notepad :( <DJ-Neo> .... <Ice_Dragon> wow. <Ice_Dragon> Zhan, I can safely say I don't think any of us are ever going to top that
<cast> see, the roof falling on me is the least of my problems here, the whole building going from |^| to /^/ to ___ is my problem
Magustol: what about a geek nightclub? Adam r the God: what? instead of a dancefloor, just a bunch of DDR machines?
-!- Spudnewt [MacroKILLA@S01060004e2286ac3.wp.shawcable.net] has joined #nanog <Spudnewt> These goddamn trolls interrupting my flow. These niggas don't respek us with a +o. They gotta color spam and fake invite, bombing with asciis in yellow on white. Shit yeah. it's bright, you 12 year old kiddie. You ain't got pubes and you ain't seen titty. I'll jupe your chans and ban your ass. Don't message me with plz unban, your chance has passed! Other opers crappin up our relay net. <Spudnewt> Why haven't you delinked your 386 yet? ircd needs xeons and dual cpus. When it comes to irc hardware, you can't be a jew. Shit, nobody knows the trouble I've seen. On invites for websites with naked teens. Begs for ops and packet attacks. Shit from users who use vi, not emacs. Another long day of patrolling the IRC. Eating my doritos, and having a jerk, I chat with TheWalrus and #nanog faggots. <Spudnewt> All this niggas do is complain "the lag it's-- bad, chat is slow, and we're getting harassed." Shit, trolls, this k-line is your last. Once more and it's "G" and you're gone for good. Banned from the internet chatting neighbourhood. It's lonely at the top. Just me and CHANFIX. Day in and day out. Banning trolls with my linux. We give safe harbor to chatters world wide. <Spudnewt> From pedophiles to hacker thieves. Yeah, I won't lie: IRC is a cesspool of e-misfits. EazyCheezes and bagel-cutters like that nigga BitS. But at least we're the best. Disagree and you're gone. BRB, mom just told me gotta mow the lawn. -!- Spudnewt [MacroKILLA@S01060004e2286ac3.wp.shawcable.net] has left #nanog [] -!- mode/#nanog [+b spudnewt!*@*] by nar <Darkcyde> someone give that guy a record deal
<Workdae> i have the most hilarious issue i just picked up <Workdae> and i can say it without compromising details, and it'd still be hilarious <Workdae> i'm not sure where this customer got this command, or who told him it'd update his server...but he ran this command thinking it'd update his server: <Workdae> dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/hda bs=1M <Workdae> (if you value your data and you run linux, don't test it to find out what it does) <Workdae> anyway, he put in the ticket that the server had been updating for a while, and that now he can't connect to it
* MTR continues to listen to his best of Poison cd <ROB> That's gotta be one short fucking CD
<randomchimp> my god country song titles are getting worse by the minute..a song called "Beer for my horses" is playing on local radio <Wer194> heh, probably get something like 'Her heart was gold but her teeth were stained' next <randomchimp> haha <Wer194> or even 'dads indecision lead to my circumcision' <randomchimp> LOL
<DiTsHiP> I'm about to go to class, I have two tests today. <AldeBaran> erk, good luck <DiTsHiP> Thanks <AldeBaran> what subject(s)? <DiTsHiP> Psychology and Data Structures <AldeBaran> wow...don't get mixed up... <DiTsHiP> I'll try not to :) <AldeBaran> "what program would we use to solve for X?" "Well, a program of mild anti-depressants followed by some sessions with a psycologist should make X feel better about himself"
<Man_Loner> I had the best masturbation ever today too <Man_Loner> I had the magazine open in front of me, at a really great picture <Man_Loner> My eyes were rolling back in my head <Man_Loner> I let out a deep moan <Man_Loner> And then the man in the shop asked "Are you going to buy that?"
Plouj> I can't put a finger on my problem(s). @Pezmaker> Plouj: touch your finger to your forehead
<finch|a> pie; if you sued for getting a tattoo, you're a fucking idiot. about as stupid as sueing someone for an accident <Zachery> finch, never been to the states? <finch|a> no
* Viperlin just got his toe stuck in a drive bay of a small PC... <@Viperlin> oh shit <@Viperlin> please come out <@Viperlin> fuck.. <@Viperlin> :( help
XCodymauX: I've been killing pimps all day and still don't have enough money for that sword of light. l33t 1nt3gr4l: the hell are you playing, GTA: Middle Earth?
Ar0uNd » Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which Ar0uNd » created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, Ar0uNd » which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad Ar0uNd » breath. This made him.... what? Ar0uNd » (This is so bad it's good...) --a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Wolfe177: Me: "so when are we going to use this stuff in real life", math teacher: "when u become a math teacher"
<Sorak> is the server still down? <Sklar> fraid so <Sorak> omg i fucking hate blizzard <Sklar> i know i should be angy too, but this is the only time when i can get other stuff done <Sklar> for example <Sklar> did u know that uni started? <Sklar> i didnt :( <Sklar> gotta re-enrol
BonusStageInBed: let me spell it out for you BonusStageInBed: ES BonusStageInBed: EL BonusStageInBed: OH BonusStageInBed: DOUBLE U blonde4u: slouu?
<sthmnstr> So I was in this restauraunt with my gf the other day and she wanted to emberas me. <sthmnstr> I had eaten too much and was holding my stomach moaning and then she's all like 'aww, is the baby kicking?' and i said 'Yup. Thats the last time I eat one of those whole...'
<GreyMantledWolf> the internet guy is out side trying to shut off the internet to my neighbor's apt <GreyMantledWolf> and they'res a hornets nest in the box <GreyMantledWolf> they're stinging him like mad <GreyMantledWolf> i should stop putting flowers and nectar in that box
<KoRnkid88> omg man <KoRnkid88> weirdest bus stop moment ever <Owned34> >.> <KoRnkid88> last night it was snowing like crazy right <Owned34> yeh get hit by it? XP <KoRnkid88> and my neighbor lady calls and asks me to do her driveway <KoRnkid88> so i go over and shovel it off <Owned34> =o <KoRnkid88> next day im standing at my buss stop talking to all my friends and my neighbors house is at the corner where the bus stop is <KoRnkid88> and im talking with my friends and she walks up and hands me a 20$ <KoRnkid88> and says thanks for last night <Owned34> lol omg <KoRnkid88> i was like WTF <KoRnkid88> my friends and all the people at the buss stop were just staring at me...... <Owned34> how old is this lady <KoRnkid88> my sister gave me the weirdest look in the world <KoRnkid88> like 70 <Owned34> Bust a cap <KoRnkid88> once we got on the bus the girl behind me was like "u got a 20 for one night?" <Owned34> XD <KoRnkid88> i was about to turn around and slap her <Owned34> =o <KoRnkid88> it was THE weirdest bus ride ever
<+Hellion_Prime|Work> heat output is considerably less, however, which is also something to consider. <+iceheart> I like heat output <+iceheart> it's fucking cold here <+iceheart> I can go from 16c to 24c in 15 minutes by turning on all screens and the tv <+iceheart> then I open a vent to compensate <+iceheart> maybe I am not energy star compatible
britt: And that the only reason we PMS is because our uterus is screaming at our brain to go out, get fucked, and have a baby. britt: and it makes us angry.
AgentScrewball: i know a guy who had a plastic tube implanted in one of his balls b/c of surgery. we called him mr. plesticle
Pramma: like, this one time at a texas hold'em table, and i was like "man, lady luck is really smiling on me today...she's cute too, i'd tap that in a second" Pramma: and then people started looking at me
<NonHomogenized> ...I was young. I needed the money! <Stopper> ew... * Stopper hides Non from Michael Jackson <NonHomogenized> not that young
<drealoth> one of the differences between a geek and a normal person is that, when a warrenty ends, a normal person is worried that it might break <drealoth> the geek, on the other hand, is like 'hey, I can take it apart now.'
* lios has two tests he is totaly unprepared for.. <Placid-Nightmares> pregnancy and urine <Placid-Nightmares> :/
[The KaptKneeemo] I went to the recruters office stoned as fuck [The KaptKneeemo] he asked me how many times I had smoked weed [The KaptKneeemo] and I was like "TODAY??"
me:what color bulbs should i get for my new headlights? brother:get one red and one blue so everything is in 3D
<A_Analog> like alot of atheists I figured my life has absolutely no meaning even though I persue goals and have a job, school etc. <lobyaway> A_Analog: the pain of existence <A_Analog> yeah mate <psykoz> well we're all just holograms anyway :).. vibrations in space time moving along the string of our universe, an instrument far beyond our comprehention <A_Analog> amen <lobyaway> pass the bong
<scrapFx> I want to live in 3000 where I'm fed through tubes and never have to take a dump again <scrapFx> make that 2999 so I could throw a mad partai
[KillerGeek] Everyone thinks I can pull computer equipment out of my ass on demand. [KillerGeek] Ah well. [KillerGeek] If I could shit new P4 systems, I wouldn't be here. [KillerGeek] Fucking sell the GoatsePC.
<Archie> as long as their nail polish is drying, women are practically defenseless.
zero:dude that computer you nicked from school, ive just had the police round being questioned about it, they will probably be at yours soon. Anony-X: WTF SHIT!!!!!what do i do? my parents are gunna fucking kill me and im gunna get fucking expelled Anony-X: Man, im running away from home, it sucks anyway theres never a sprite in the fridge when you need it,take care. *** Anony-X has left #bnbn zero:HA APRIL FOOL! zero:danny? zero:oooh shit...
<Zeta7> man <Zeta7> dont give me that guns are bad shit <Zeta7> I have numerous guns and I dont remember the last time a life was taken with any of them <[sq]> guns <[sq]> hehe <[sq]> you know i have blackouts like that too
<tag0y> A UNIX saleslady, Lenore, <tag0y> Enjoys work, but she likes the beach more. <tag0y> She found a good way <tag0y> To combine work and play: <tag0y> She sells C shells by the seashore.
<{Stone}> Television is called a medium since is it so seldom
rare or well done.
<ajh_home> I'm not sure I can convey how uncomfortable it makes me when people just randomly come up to me. <kyle> the funny thing is, if you killed them, it would be / you/ who gets arrested. <kyle> what a backwards society.
<beno> i love you mannnnnnnn!!!!11111111111 <rock> i love you to, in a fuck off and dont come near me kind of way.
SuperCoW : i once questioned a turtle about advanced trigonometry SuperCoW : but after a while i found out it was only a rock eightyapes : idiot SuperCoW : fuck u... it was all mossy n stuff so it looked like a turtle eightyapes : i dont think u get my point
<ProfBahddins> ... . ... . ....... . . ... .. ......... ..... .. ...... .. . <ProfBahddins> ... . ........ . .... ....... . ... .. ...... <eruhu> ? <ProfBahddins> i'm talking to my blind friend.
abmac: you should listen to more phish abmac: and smoke more weed speedo: you should smoke less weed abmac: psh abmac: hey! abmac: if you put an "i" in psh abmac: it's phish abmac: mind-blowing.... speedo: no it's not, idiot speedo: it's pish abmac: psh abmac: maybe i should smoke less weed
<FarkinWorkin> my dog used to freak out whenever I brought home a fresh jar of peanut butter <pakman> is that because you let him lick it off your penis FarkinWorkin? <FarkinWorkin> it was a "she" pakman...I'm no fag....
<Moonpie> one time, in middle school, some people let some pigs onto the campus. They painted on the pigs "1", "2", and "4". The faculty spent weeks looking for the third one.
sigmaflare: So there's this app for my phone called 'torch' sigmaflare: It just makes the screen white so you can use it as a flashlight. sigmaflare: And that got me thinking... I wonder why nobody has made an app that just makes the phone constantly vibrate.
<eGagz-Trevor`> i spilt weiner juice in my lap <blue[2q]> WHAT?! <eGagz-Trevor`> the stuff that comes out of those cans with those vienna weiners
<Nirvana000> So I went to Wal-Mart today to try and buy a copy of San Andreas. <Nirvana000> I couldn't see any copies on the shelves so I went to the counter to ask. The girl didn't speak a word of English. I tried asking her "Do you have San Andreas for sale? " in a REALLY slow and clear tone, but she just shrugged her shoulders. Then she said something in Spanish over the speakers. <Nirvana000> I was REALLY getting pissed at this point. <Nirvana000> She must have called the manager, cos he came up to the counter and started asking me in poor English what I wanted. <Nirvana000> Me: "Do you have San Andreas? SAN ANDREAS!" <Nirvana000> Him: "SAN FERNANDO!?!?!" <Nirvana000> Me: "WTF? SAN ANDREAS!" <Nirvana000> Him: "AAH, SAN FERNANDO!" <Nirvana000> He went into the back muttering something about San Fernando. WTF? <Nirvana000> Couple minutes later he came out with a copy of Madden NFL 2004. He was waving it around, and he wouldn't stop saying "SAN FERNANDO! SAN FERNANDO!" <Nirvana000> And then I just left.