<Innkeeper> ===== Question 15588/19999 ===== <Innkeeper> What is the first book of the Bible <Innkeeper> Hint: @@@@@@@ <looloo> genocide
Be1ial: remember the old arcade games that had a message from the president about saying no to drugs? Krizkor: haha yeah. Krizkor: because of that blue screen before mortal kombat, i stayed off drugs. Krizkor: but unfortunately, i began pulling people's spines out.
<Rachel> 15. Mycophobia is the fear of? <Vaen> MY COCK <Skylar> small things <Vaen> fuck you
<_chaos> The world will be perfect when you can log conversations from real life. <_chaos> For example if a man denies sleeping with another woman his wife can just check the logs. <_chaos> And the only way to cheat is if you had admin powers to edit the logs... like me. heh :) <CCDude> or i could kick your nerdy ass and make you do it for me <_chaos> Then you would be arrested after they checked the logs! <CCDude> shit <CCDude> your still a fucking nerd <_chaos> And your still an idiot. :D
<Dogan> Just try and imagine michael jackson as a football player <Samurai> .... <Samurai> All that i'm going to say to that is: <Samurai> the touchdown dances would be insane
JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care? Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob. JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.
MycenaeSC2K4: Sigmund Freud once thorized that all male children have, at one point or another, want to have sex with their mothers. MycenaeSC2K4: Now, one might think "OMG WTF?!" MycenaeSC2K4: Until they get a look at Freud's mom... Surfrider132: uhh, yeah MycenaeSC2K4: Holy fuck, I'd want that!!
* halocy goes for laundry like the good house-bitch she is [a few mins later] <halocy> my bf's socks are all kinda ... crunchy <halocy> wtf? <halocy> his feet must sweat a lot <rvrsl> haha <smashi> ew <smashi> hehe <smashi> are you sure it's <smashi> SWEAT! * smashi giggles <halocy> what else would it be?
<randomnine> i bet the internal age variable is protected <randomnine> it's always accessible to anything that inherits <Entrope> i can understand making getAge() protected or private, but there should definitely be a public isLegal() function
<Advocate> n00bface, in other words, die a virgin? <n00bface> id rather just think of hot 50 year old fat virgin bosses <n00bface> yes, i said hot fat. <Advocate> ...................... <Advocate> Chubbychaser <n00bface> at least i can catch them <Fubar\anime> rofl <Advocate> ... <Advocate> rofl
HitMan: have you ever played that game "Taboo" ? Spanky: nope Spanky: don't think I've ever heard of it HitMan: oh, well there's teams of two people, and you have a card that has a word on it, and you have to make your partner guess the word. but there's 5 words you're not allowed to say Spanky: oh. it's like that stupid gameshow that used to be on a million years ago HitMan: so we were playing that tonight, and I was teamed with my buddy Matt, and the word was "pornography" ... so first thing I say is "what you masturbate to" HitMan: he replies "Hillary Duff!"
Kult Radio: So I was with this girl Kult Radio: She said "Give me eight inches and make it hurt" Kult Radio: So I fucked her twice and hit her in the head with a brick.
<Reliken> AIM is like the ugly chick who gives SUCH good head, and works sooooooo well. MSN is like the typical hot blonde. Gorgeous, but you can't communicate with her. Yahoo! is the creepy guy whacking off in the corner that no one likes, and Trillian is the average looking bisexual male.
<+Celestar> there was some gun with a warning:"When shooting on people, clothing may be damaged"
<cyan> You know what would suck? <cyan> If an accident happened and you had to dial 911, but you have dyslexia.
Jukeboksi has quit ["IF IT WERE POSSIBLE, THESE LETTERS WOULD BE EVEN BIGGER"]
<|HashBot|> Geography: Name a country which has the same name as a bird? <jms> soctland <jms> ireland <jms> wales <jms> kuait <|HashBot|> Here's a hint: t**k*y <jms> tuckey <|HashBot|> The answer was turkey. Try and get the next one... <jms> wtf
Osaka> There's no room to be deppressed anymore. Osaka> I'd angst, but you'd all go to the "Emo" routine. Osaka> What am I to do, bottle my emotions? CodenameROFL> yes. Osaka> ... Osaka> Teh world = Teh suck CodenameROFL> YOU'RE NOT BOTTLING!!!! Osaka> Code, you suck. CodenameROFL> :P CodenameROFL> I know Osaka> Well, suck elsewhere. CodenameROFL> ... CodenameROFL> If I could do that, do you think I'd be lurking on the internet? Osaka> Nuff said.
<demios>Nothing is quite so disturbing as looking under your parents' bed and finding a box labelled "extra-stretchy cock ring"
<+Nobody> Stephen Stack and James Gundlach were awarded the 2004 Ignobel Award for their paper The Effect of Country Music on Suicide that links the suicide rate to the amount of country music played on the radio <+private_meta> hmm... if they would play country music in the radio i would commit suicide too... so whats so phenomenous on that paper?
<RedLeader> So you like ju-jitsu tonight? <Cigz> Yea, it was fun but I prefer my judo <RedLeader> why, you think all of that throwing people around is cooler? <Cigz> Ya damn right, the laddies love that stuff <RedLeader> ... <Cigz> shit, LADIES <RedLeader> ba HAHAHAHAHAHAHA <Cigz> look, let's just keep this our little secret, alright? <RedLeader> Sure dude, don't worry about it ;) <Cigz> you bastard....
<leif> well I used to go to a "special" school for troubled kids, so our classes were really easy and pretty dumb. One of them was "work study" and I remember one day a few kids were playing jenga on the main "study" table, and i got the most exellent idea to grab a small model plane from the teachers desk, throw it at the blocks, then after they fell over I shouted " HEY GUESS WHO I AM?!?!".... <leif> That's why i'm home schooled now :-(
<d-dog> know any thing that stops acne oh great kurty <kurty> uh yeah <kurty> finishing puberty
<Casualty-> i did weed once, fuck that shit <Casualty-> and pot once <CAL-bf|Russ> Weed was amazing <eI|Katie> casualty... <eI|Katie> weed = pot * emolithic|Icon_class has joined #gxl <Casualty-> err <Casualty-> not pot <Casualty-> cocaine <Meta474> hahaha <Meta474> Nerd.
*** DickHead5 was kicked by TJ32 (3.80265176 × 10^-09 millenia long ban. (394 Served.)) TJ32 sets mode: +b *!*java@*.cos2.cable.ntl.com <@DrLavaGoddess> LMAO <@DrLavaGoddess> Now that's funny <WhoaOutOfControl> Haha <WhoaOutOfControl> how long is that ban <@TJ32> 2 minutes.
<adidasdood> anyone smallville 403 yet? <spacerat> verbs, dude, verbs <spacerat> that sentence clearly requires a verb
<TorpedoDog> well whats your take on the whole refugee bit then? <MalcomX> sailings not the fastest way to get places
<LegCow> he's about as funny as aids <`Sage> HAHA AIDS! HAHAHHA! <`Sage> LOOK AT THAT CUNT DIE! HAHAHA <`Sage> HEY! HOWS YOUR IMUNE SYSTEM? OH? DONT HAVE ONE? HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA
<GaronSemi> The media players of the future will -kill you- if you associate their filetypes with another program.
<r0y_g3rb1l> police stations are clubs for thick-skulled short dicked racist gun-nuts that took every civil-ass test they could because no one else hires people that put "former nigger beater" on their resume.
<konfuzed> i'm at this lan party... <konfuzed> most of the others are downstairs, drinking. <konfuzed> now they've all got goatse as their background image.
<SKS> Hey, type lana backwards. <LadyGrace> SKS, anal? <SKS> Yes, please. <WhoaOutOfControl> Hey SKS, type cips backwards. <SKS> spic * SKS was kicked by Anubis- (Racist language detected (4 hour ban) -- (207 served)) <WhoaOutOfControl> Teehee <rancid_alan> What an ass.
< [Syntax]> woah, I just cracked open my fortune cookie and it was dead on.. < Feenyx> how so? < jonnyv> "you will eat a cookie"?
<seekm> this was a call someone had that i was helping them with <seekm> "is you caps lock key on?" <seekm> "i think so, the keyboard is in all capital letters"
<whitay> i just wanna kill mysql <whitay> myself* <heaika> that's an odd warning.. <whitay> mmm stupid reflex typing
<JonnyCash> man i was having this bad dream about driving piss drunk but then i woke up from it <JonnyCash> well i had to because the light turned green
<WooWoo> i was walking through goodwill with my daughter to look for costume ideas and there was this stuffed trout adn i gave it to her, adn literally, she smacked me with it and laughed <WooWoo> and i'm like. <WooWoo> omfg <WooWoo> she just trout slapped me <WooWoo> wtf <WooWoo> she's not on irc <WooWoo> it was all big too <WooWoo> like 3 feet long
gentoogod: omg dude gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma they faced today siral21: what was it gentoogod: ok before i say this gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a big mac for her gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had bacon one without gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop laughing gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat, thinking maybe shes drunk gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they didnt get the order they wanted
<Siege>: Omg theres this really hot girl at my school. <WarHawk>: Aww. Siegebear is in wuv. <Siege>:Everytime she smiles i wanna cum all over her face. <WarHawk>: Whoa
<tadpoleofdeath> Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas? <elfking> why? <tadpoleofdeath> Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
<SnowBlind> We need to get that professor who mutated Oranges to have THC, so that Bacon has THC. <^goat^> mmmmm potbacon <SnowBlind> GET HIGH WHILE YOU FRY! <LynchHung> lol <SnowBlind> We'll call it JAMAICAN BACON! <Gazoo> Oranges have THC?
<@dawoker> my manager dropped by and told me to stop using things like "my president is an assclown" in string testing for some of our code.
<Managore> Heh.. All I ever drink is cock and fanta. <Managore> FUCK <Apocalypse> !!!ROFLMAO!!! ..Freudian slip eh?? <Managore> NO <Managore> FUCK <Managore> SHIT <Managore> FUCK <Managore> FUCK
<@Casper> Girl from work and I went to the pool hall <@Casper> I asked her if she wanted to start talking <@Casper> She said we would talk about it tomorrow <@Casper> She has a nice looking sister too <@cypher> start talking about what? <@Casper> going out <@cypher> people _plan_ relationship status? <Vehementi> not only do they plan relationship status, they plan *talking* about relationship status. <Vehementi> later in the relationship this is more commonly known as the "Let's talk about our relationship" trap <@cypher> Vehementi: <3 <sh> $relationship->discuss(); <sh> new Relationship;
<Cyb> heh this guy I knew in high school forgot to write an english paper until like the day before it was due and it was supposed to be a work of fiction a couple pages long <Cyb> so he wrote down the half-life sp story <Cyb> and stretched it out as much as he could <Cyb> and got an A
<ColdRage687> do you like psychiatry <Avs4Cup2K3> my mom's a psychiatrist <ColdRage687> i dont <ColdRage687> i used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the body <ColdRage687> but then i realized <ColdRage687> pssssh <ColdRage687> look whats telling me that
<sic1> so you tried to go home <sic1> and it wouldn't start? <sp4nk> Indeed. <sp4nk> I wish I knew a thing or two about cars. <sp4nk> I wonder if there's a troubleshooter online that's like Microsoft's thing. <sp4nk> Problem: My car will not start. <sic1> HAHAHA <sp4nk> Suggestion: Have you tried turning the key? <sp4nk> [ ] Yes, this solved the problem. <sp4nk> [x] No, the car still will not start. <sp4nk> This troubleshooter is unable to solve your problem.
<lh> oh shit <lh> started pickin my nose <lh> then realised i got like my webcam on to 7 ppl
<Bilbo>: Pac Man time! <Bilbo>: < ............. M <Bilbo>: < ........ M <Bilbo>: < . M <Bilbo>: ^ <Bilbo>: Oops. I died.