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#400008 [ + | - ] 2124
quit: (ChanServ) (ChanServ@Services.GameSurge.net) (brb)
(@eFire) brb?
(@eFire) the bot just left and said brb?
(@eFire) wtf
(@eFire) where the f#@ he think hes going?
(@eFire) to the bathroom!!???
#399838 [ + | - ] 1046
OriginalEmoo: haha someone lost her bronze medal for cyling
cuz she failed doping test
OriginalEmoo: god damn if i end up taking drugs to perform
better i am not getting my ass kicked by 2 people who didnt
#399773 [ + | - ] 1230
<Outsyder> ok
<Outsyder> so I was sitting in gym on friday
<Outsyder> my friends were talking about some stupid thing
<Outsyder> and I was stroking my leg hair
<Outsyder> and i thought
<Outsyder> "hey, if a supervillian had hairy legs, he wouldn't
need a cat"
#399039 [ + | - ] 783
<Cruzin3434> member me fag boy
<zaim> depends
<Cruzin3434> you fucked my grandpa the other day
<zaim> nah dude
<zaim> wasn't me
<zaim> wait
<zaim> what day was it
#398954 [ + | - ] 669
<@champ> anyone put garlic in their popcorn?
<@Cruz> no
<@Cruz> i spray butter
<@champ> is spray butter any good?
<@crypto> its not real butter
<@champ> i can't believe it!
#398948 [ + | - ] 990
<MrFluffy> How do I tell which whores aren't cops?
<Gil27> ircops?
<Malolo> whores?
<MrFluffy> ... irl
<MrFluffy> you nerds
<Malolo> irl?
<Gil27> wtf
#398853 [ + | - ] 1953
<Psi> pancakes!
<Psi> :D
<Psi> is there anyone who doesn't like them?
<Fenris> nazis.
<Fenris> but you can't blame them.
<Fenris> the only reason they invaded belgium was for the
waffles.
<Fenris> those fuckers love waffles.
#398830 [ + | - ] 675
<pyromaniac> reality tv is a very sketchy "reality"... one guy
picxking from 25 hott chicks... oh yea THATS reality
#398734 [ + | - ] 669
(Nick): Dude, It'll take me weeks to complete a movie.. I am a
perfectionist.. But I like to take my sweet sweet time
(CEM): I'm a perfectionist too
(Deranged): mE 2
#398712 [ + | - ] 277
<Xal> how come people from foreign countries find it apt to
use every single fucking smiley on msn?
<Puck> XD
<Puck> Because, Xaleth
<Puck> They find it so amusing :O
<Xal> "My father just beat me with a stick (h):D
<Puck> o_o
<Xal> Today, I got a hysterectimony. 8D :> :|
<Selene> XD XD
<Covered> xD
#398708 [ + | - ] 268
You6Know: oh my gah .. everytime i pee in the pool tho im
scared it turns purple like that episode of Pete & Pete
#398672 [ + | - ] 876
sonotayuppy: hey now, I ve gotten my ass mugged at gunpoint
before
hoggman: watergun point
sonotayuppy: no
sonotayuppy: thirty eight point
sonotayuppy: the "poor man s machete"
hoggman: you shoulda kung foo'd his ass
sonotayuppy: I wish I knew kung fu
sonotayuppy: do you know kung fu?
hoggman: I m a 7th degree black belt
sonotayuppy: seventh degree? That sounds rather made up
hoggman: you dare question master thomas???
sonotayuppy: yes, I do dare question master thomas
sonotayuppy: as he sounds made up as well
hoggman: OHHHH
sonotayuppy: since when are you a master?
hoggman: SHINTO HIRUKEN MASTER PINTO THORAX KICK
sonotayuppy: what in the name of jebus was that?
hoggman: you are paralized from the eyebrows down
sonotayuppy: well I ll be damned, you re right
hoggman: here eat this sausage
#398433 [ + | - ] 1639
<arkaneknight> I think my sister went to bed
<arkaneknight> brb
<Sio> Ew.
#398362 [ + | - ] 3670
AngryGackt: hey
Kagato: yo
AngryGackt: did you hear about lindze's dad?
Kagato: ..nikki....
Kagato: you just like..
Kagato: scared me... so bad...
Kagato: cuz when I first read that it looked like "did you
hear that Lindze's dead?"
AngryGackt: OH
Kagato: I swear my heart jumped into my throat.
AngryGackt: NO
AngryGackt: gahhhh
Kagato: I was chewing on my heart and freaking out until I
reread it.
AngryGackt: jeeeeessus
Kagato: ........>_<
AngryGackt: *flails*
Kagato: what happened to her dad? ::relaxes::
AngryGackt: He's dead.
Kagato: ........
#398224 [ + | - ] 2087
<[BU]RaptoR`> I'd like to travel back to the year 1337 and
point and laugh at everything
#398219 [ + | - ] 579
<b0b> i can impregnate from 10 meters
* felix takes a step back
#398205 [ + | - ] 1394
Eric: make me
Jon: your parents already made that mistake ;)
#398164 [ + | - ] 401
<RMerlin> Best one was that night a regular woman on the
channel joined it, and asked us if someone could finger her.
<RMerlin> Then she realised what she had just said
#398161 [ + | - ] 1070
JBroder873: here's a mindjob
JBroder873: what happens when an unstoppable force meets an
immovable object?
Key of Love II: it creates a rip in the very fabric of time
Key of Love II: which thus spawns a black hole.
JBroder873: ...damn.
Key of Love II: and kills a puppy.
JBroder873: ...awww.
#398160 [ + | - ] 1041
<DMod> meh I hate watching the same pr0n twice
<Fatal> watching it twice ruins the ending
<Thorshammer> haha
<Thorshammer> omg not on her face!! whatta plot twist
#398019 [ + | - ] 1599
<Oxidizer> bah i just ate fudge after eatin tuna
<Lurch> a slip of the tongue can do that
#397766 [ + | - ] 506
HDF_Red wakes up
<HDF_Red> my mom taste funny ;_;
<HDF_Red> oh man
<Lord-Lard-Arse> OMG :x
<HDF_Red> typo city
#397707 [ + | - ] 403
<Azr> fuck you im cerfectly poherent
#397704 [ + | - ] 865
lemonlimeskull: I want a tattoo.
lemonlimeskull: Right on my back
lemonlimeskull: of Eyespots like butterflies have
lemonlimeskull: To throw off predators.
#397681 [ + | - ] 504
<Dorfl> I'm not Canadian, I'm just drunk.
#397664 [ + | - ] 642
<+Alpha> let's all /msg cky at the same time
<@cky> lol
<@cky> Garick pm'ed me
<@cky> <Garick> at the same time
#397658 [ + | - ] 948
<avalon> can I touch you now?
<Nala> I still don't know you
-!- avalon is now known as dad
<dad> how about now?
#397655 [ + | - ] 210
johnlnames : Manny... do you know any places to get free
music?
mannyfresh2 : the internet.
#397568 [ + | - ] 264
* Devil steals The_Pope's hat
<The_Pope> give it back bitch.
<Devil> wheee
<The_Pope> Wanna go?
#397491 [ + | - ] 384
BUMKEI: wanna go to the republican national convention
sKratch: pony it
BUMKEI: yea
BUMKEI: assassinate bush
sKratch: fbi gonna get you
BUMKEI: naw
BUMKEI: ill just hand him a bag of pretzels
#397480 [ + | - ] 224
* DarkDraconis is the enema. o.o
<DarkDraconis> Err, enemy. c.c
#397444 [ + | - ] 797
<andy> i will commit suicide or die trying
#397427 [ + | - ] 1290
<Chronoclone> Kathleen is on the riding mower and accidentally
sucks up my sheet.
<Chronoclone> My dad and I tip over the mower and rip the
sheet out.
<Chronoclone> While she's out chasing the dog because she said
we could trust him without a leash.
<Chronoclone> My dad agrees that she's crazy and shouldn't
have been right there with the damn mower.
<Wiggles> How is this person still alive?
<Aki> The FBI is keeping her alive to harness Darwin's
in-grave rotation as a power source for future generations.
#397370 [ + | - ] 1111
slackerdann: hahahaha
slackerdann: my sister is so dumb
slackerdann: she got pissed off at me
slackerdann: then came over and pulled out the power cable for
the laptop
slackerdann: and i was just like "it has a battery you know"
slackerdann: and then she was just like "oh"
#397151 [ + | - ] 221
<psychonate> A Mac is like a prostitute.
<psychonate> Sure they look good, but your wallet will feel a
lot lighter after getting one.
#397130 [ + | - ] 675
<chikA> wanna cyber
<22hgsinnet> k one sec
*22hgsinnet puts on gloves
<chikA> wtf?
<22hgsinnet> dont want you getting pregnant now do we
#397110 [ + | - ] 1229
<Nyschashi-Seikun> i ate at black anus, there meat is so
shitty
<Nyschashi-Seikun> *angus
#397086 [ + | - ] 236
<Ferd|inking> what the heck is a Chaotic Slacker?
<Seritaph> I'd tell you, but I lost my notes.
#397066 [ + | - ] 398
<Lich> I don't have a superiority complex. I'm jsut better
than all of you.
<Lich> *just
<Lich> Shut up.
#397005 [ + | - ] 228
WhatWasThat13: the medal listing for the Czech Republic: 1337
(1 gold 3 silver 3 brionze 7 total)
#397002 [ + | - ] 912
<splat1> ow ffs, you dl a key gen for a linux app and its a
flipping win32 exe ????
<reaper> splat1: ahahaha!
<reaper> pull out vmware!
<splat1> thats what i need the key for !!!
#396994 [ + | - ] 376
<mommydot> JESUS LOVES YOU
<chronarion> If Jesus loves me, why won't he return my calls?
#396917 [ + | - ] 1117
<Veni_Veni_Veni> and one of my friends (almost 18) fucked a 13
year old at the party
<Veni_Veni_Veni> Which i lollerskated about
<Joe_McCormick> >_<
<Joe_McCormick> did your mate enjoy it?
<Joe_McCormick> :P
<laser-kun> You had 13 year olds at your party?
<Veni_Veni_Veni> I had two - one of my friends little brother
and his friend - but they act as if they're much older. It
sounds incredibly strange but they're very cool.
<Joe_McCormick> wait was the friend a girl .......?
<Veni_Veni_Veni> Yes.
<Veni_Veni_Veni> The 13 year old was the male
* Joe_McCormick bows doen to the 13 year old kid
#396678 [ + | - ] 1040
<freud> once i found a gummybear in my computer
<freud> opened it to change graphic card and BANG an evil red
gummybear
<Lars2> how did a gummy bear end up in there?
<freud> no clue
<Deto> gummy bears will do anything to avoid getting eaten
#396663 [ + | - ] 1132
tayla: lol, who's that pic of?
grrowl: mysql
grrowl: myself*
#396566 [ + | - ] 743
<tiger_YAMATO> hey V, do u believe in karma?
<V.A.> karma? yeah
<tiger_YAMATO> really?
<V.A.> totally
<V.A.> its just like science, you know, every action has a
reaction, but in this case, regardless whether its opposite or
not.
<tiger_YAMATO> ok, well in that case...
V.A. was banned from the channel by tiger_YAMATO(you called me
a fag yesterday).
#396517 [ + | - ] 540
<Cereal_Killer> Dude you may have been pissed, buy thats no
reason to knock your sister up.
<Joeytgstk> You're just jealous because you're an only child
#396486 [ + | - ] 258
<LaPengo> .8ball Am I the hotz?
<PengoBot> <<LaPengo>>  : Definitely LaPengo...
<Bison> .8ball Was that rigged?
<PengoBot> <<Bison >>  : Most likely!
#396455 [ + | - ] 243
<@Amon> I got this spider bite on my ass..
<@Amon> x.x It hurts
<@Xanthros> Well gee whiz. WTF were you doing to the poor
spider?
#396417 [ + | - ] 341
<ronnie> i remember the first time i made love it was dark,
cold and i was all by myself
<ronnie> bah wrong window damnit
<ronnie> ignore that