You6Know: oh my gah .. everytime i pee in the pool tho im scared it turns purple like that episode of Pete & Pete
sonotayuppy: hey now, I ve gotten my ass mugged at gunpoint before hoggman: watergun point sonotayuppy: no sonotayuppy: thirty eight point sonotayuppy: the "poor man s machete" hoggman: you shoulda kung foo'd his ass sonotayuppy: I wish I knew kung fu sonotayuppy: do you know kung fu? hoggman: I m a 7th degree black belt sonotayuppy: seventh degree? That sounds rather made up hoggman: you dare question master thomas??? sonotayuppy: yes, I do dare question master thomas sonotayuppy: as he sounds made up as well hoggman: OHHHH sonotayuppy: since when are you a master? hoggman: SHINTO HIRUKEN MASTER PINTO THORAX KICK sonotayuppy: what in the name of jebus was that? hoggman: you are paralized from the eyebrows down sonotayuppy: well I ll be damned, you re right hoggman: here eat this sausage
AngryGackt: hey Kagato: yo AngryGackt: did you hear about lindze's dad? Kagato: ..nikki.... Kagato: you just like.. Kagato: scared me... so bad... Kagato: cuz when I first read that it looked like "did you hear that Lindze's dead?" AngryGackt: OH Kagato: I swear my heart jumped into my throat. AngryGackt: NO AngryGackt: gahhhh Kagato: I was chewing on my heart and freaking out until I reread it. AngryGackt: jeeeeessus Kagato: ........>_< AngryGackt: *flails* Kagato: what happened to her dad? ::relaxes:: AngryGackt: He's dead. Kagato: ........
<[BU]RaptoR`> I'd like to travel back to the year 1337 and point and laugh at everything
<RMerlin> Best one was that night a regular woman on the channel joined it, and asked us if someone could finger her. <RMerlin> Then she realised what she had just said
JBroder873: here's a mindjob JBroder873: what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Key of Love II: it creates a rip in the very fabric of time Key of Love II: which thus spawns a black hole. JBroder873: ...damn. Key of Love II: and kills a puppy. JBroder873: ...awww.
<DMod> meh I hate watching the same pr0n twice <Fatal> watching it twice ruins the ending <Thorshammer> haha <Thorshammer> omg not on her face!! whatta plot twist
<Oxidizer> bah i just ate fudge after eatin tuna <Lurch> a slip of the tongue can do that
HDF_Red wakes up <HDF_Red> my mom taste funny ;_; <HDF_Red> oh man <Lord-Lard-Arse> OMG :x <HDF_Red> typo city
lemonlimeskull: I want a tattoo. lemonlimeskull: Right on my back lemonlimeskull: of Eyespots like butterflies have lemonlimeskull: To throw off predators.
<+Alpha> let's all /msg cky at the same time <@cky> lol <@cky> Garick pm'ed me <@cky> <Garick> at the same time
<avalon> can I touch you now? <Nala> I still don't know you -!- avalon is now known as dad <dad> how about now?
johnlnames : Manny... do you know any places to get free music? mannyfresh2 : the internet.
* Devil steals The_Pope's hat <The_Pope> give it back bitch. <Devil> wheee <The_Pope> Wanna go?
BUMKEI: wanna go to the republican national convention sKratch: pony it BUMKEI: yea BUMKEI: assassinate bush sKratch: fbi gonna get you BUMKEI: naw BUMKEI: ill just hand him a bag of pretzels
<Chronoclone> Kathleen is on the riding mower and accidentally sucks up my sheet. <Chronoclone> My dad and I tip over the mower and rip the sheet out. <Chronoclone> While she's out chasing the dog because she said we could trust him without a leash. <Chronoclone> My dad agrees that she's crazy and shouldn't have been right there with the damn mower. <Wiggles> How is this person still alive? <Aki> The FBI is keeping her alive to harness Darwin's in-grave rotation as a power source for future generations.
slackerdann: hahahaha slackerdann: my sister is so dumb slackerdann: she got pissed off at me slackerdann: then came over and pulled out the power cable for the laptop slackerdann: and i was just like "it has a battery you know" slackerdann: and then she was just like "oh"
<psychonate> A Mac is like a prostitute. <psychonate> Sure they look good, but your wallet will feel a lot lighter after getting one.
<chikA> wanna cyber <22hgsinnet> k one sec *22hgsinnet puts on gloves <chikA> wtf? <22hgsinnet> dont want you getting pregnant now do we
<Nyschashi-Seikun> i ate at black anus, there meat is so shitty <Nyschashi-Seikun> *angus
<Ferd|inking> what the heck is a Chaotic Slacker? <Seritaph> I'd tell you, but I lost my notes.
<Lich> I don't have a superiority complex. I'm jsut better than all of you. <Lich> *just <Lich> Shut up.
WhatWasThat13: the medal listing for the Czech Republic: 1337 (1 gold 3 silver 3 brionze 7 total)
<splat1> ow ffs, you dl a key gen for a linux app and its a flipping win32 exe ???? <reaper> splat1: ahahaha! <reaper> pull out vmware! <splat1> thats what i need the key for !!!
<mommydot> JESUS LOVES YOU <chronarion> If Jesus loves me, why won't he return my calls?
<Veni_Veni_Veni> and one of my friends (almost 18) fucked a 13 year old at the party <Veni_Veni_Veni> Which i lollerskated about <Joe_McCormick> >_< <Joe_McCormick> did your mate enjoy it? <Joe_McCormick> :P <laser-kun> You had 13 year olds at your party? <Veni_Veni_Veni> I had two - one of my friends little brother and his friend - but they act as if they're much older. It sounds incredibly strange but they're very cool. <Joe_McCormick> wait was the friend a girl .......? <Veni_Veni_Veni> Yes. <Veni_Veni_Veni> The 13 year old was the male * Joe_McCormick bows doen to the 13 year old kid
<freud> once i found a gummybear in my computer <freud> opened it to change graphic card and BANG an evil red gummybear <Lars2> how did a gummy bear end up in there? <freud> no clue <Deto> gummy bears will do anything to avoid getting eaten
<tiger_YAMATO> hey V, do u believe in karma? <V.A.> karma? yeah <tiger_YAMATO> really? <V.A.> totally <V.A.> its just like science, you know, every action has a reaction, but in this case, regardless whether its opposite or not. <tiger_YAMATO> ok, well in that case... V.A. was banned from the channel by tiger_YAMATO(you called me a fag yesterday).
<Cereal_Killer> Dude you may have been pissed, buy thats no reason to knock your sister up. <Joeytgstk> You're just jealous because you're an only child
<LaPengo> .8ball Am I the hotz? <PengoBot> <<LaPengo>> : Definitely LaPengo... <Bison> .8ball Was that rigged? <PengoBot> <<Bison >> : Most likely!
<@Amon> I got this spider bite on my ass.. <@Amon> x.x It hurts <@Xanthros> Well gee whiz. WTF were you doing to the poor spider?
<ronnie> i remember the first time i made love it was dark, cold and i was all by myself <ronnie> bah wrong window damnit <ronnie> ignore that
ShoMonkayHe: Guess what Maxx Stepper: you lost our virginity? Maxx Stepper: your*
<kennykiller> drombie, you need to up your social skills <drombie> Clarify <kennykiller> just because someone says they think youre funny doesnt mean they want to have sex with you :P <TheMster> SO THATS WHY I GOT ARRESTED
<legola5> | ×| Winamp is: Playing |×| INCOMPLETE (my)Queen - We Are The Champions3dc88b69146fd4de16c0be9fa2ddabb2002c287d00800000ac44000000b4 | ×| 1Min 59Sec <legola5> bet thats a bugger to sing
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<frenetic> guys how much would 200 mhz usually cost at a store <frenetic> I am trying to upgrade my 800mhz to 1ghz
<Phre0n-Burn> I finally find out why i tear up during sex... <Phre0n-Burn> Its the mace...
<GOD> whats next on my list? <GOD> ah yes * moogle has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<JohnPnP> Hey, porn is good. SEX CAN WAIt, MASTURBATE. <JohnPnP> Abstinance is in the palm of your hand.
<kenlay> Roses are #FF0000 <kenlay> Violets are #0000FF <kenlay> 01101001001000000110011001110101011000110110101101100101011001000010000001111001011011110111010101110010001000000110110101101111011011010000110100001010011000010110111001100100001000000110111001101111011101110010000001100110011011110111001000100000011110010110111101110101 <kenlay> Nerd poetry.