<Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
(+sok|puppet): i loves my cereal (+Harri): i'm hungry (@Zaphod): Yeah, cherios should be just about the right size for you to 'love' as much as you want (+Harri): now i'm not
[LoTek] my girl bleeds a lot. [LoTek] like, for 5 or 6 days [LoTek] that cant be normal. [Dissembler] wow, you should take her to the vet.
*** Zeron is now known as you * you farted. * you sigh in frustration. * you lose * you suck at life *** Wildfyre is now known as our * Goblin_Leecher thinks you need a life * our conversation is entirely too weird *** Goblin_Leecher is now known as we * we are going stir crazy * you are going a little too far * our laughter fills the offices nearby. * you are fired. * we need new jobs * you agree * you wonder when this madness will end * we are not sane * you are correct * our sanity has left? <Talathar> you know...if a sane person were to walk in here...they'd be very very confused right about now... * you are one with the matrix.
<SPLURGE> bitch tells me i got a drinkin problem <SPLURGE> i tell her she has an ugly problem and im tryin to make it less obvious <SPLURGE> we dont get along so well after that
<x`fearless> whoever's turn it is says like "never have I ever done this..." and if you've done it u gotta drink <x`fearless> omg some girl was like never have I ever had anal sex and 3 girls at the table drank I'm like OMGOMGOMG
<Schitz02> its microsoft. they don't have bugs <Schitz02> they have unpublished features <Qooiii> like the function office calls randomly called void Randomly_Crash_And_Delete_Document(void) <Schitz02> right, just like that one <Qooiii> i wish they had at least made it predictable <Qooiii> like the paperclip guy could pop up and say <Qooiii> "it looks like word is going to crash. would you like to save your document?"
<neverrain> omg i went outside <neverrain> i havent been outside in weeks <neverrain> it was.....freaky <c7r> nerd <Axis100> I can usually determine the last time I went outside by using /systemuptime. <Axis100> 6 days, 28 mins and 16 seconds
<kungtotte> Probably have back-logs from hell at bash. Geeks on IRC are like those one million monkeys with typewriters <[moose]HuBBa> with less intelligence though :)
Alh4zred: You know, I realized something. GenduShini: You love me? Alh4zred: I'd rather play games than have sex, you know why? Alh4zred: Think about it. Alh4zred: During sex, you have to please TWO people. Alh4zred: Or more. GenduShini: because Games last more than 10 minutes GenduShini: err GenduShini: that too Alh4zred: AND Alh4zred: In a game, if you're not doing well, someone just goes "fgt" or something GenduShini: and you just go "my current PC sucks" or "It's an off day" GenduShini: But in the sack... Alh4zred: In real life, you have some chick (in my case) that goes "Are you a faggot? That sucked" Alh4zred: You can't blame a bad orgasm on lag. Alh4zred: Dude. Alh4zred: You can't. Alh4zred: "I faked all those orgasms" Alh4zred: "stfu i was pinging 300"
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me. <xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener. <xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something. <Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.
<Pahalial> "ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin <kionix> wtf? begets isn't a word. quit trying to make up words, fuckface.
<philosophiliac> lol this arvo some guy started quoting the 2nd amendment at a teacher after knocking some crow out of a tree <MissBitch> hahahahaha <philosophiliac> with a shoe <MissBitch> ... <philosophiliac> seriously he goes <philosophiliac> "the 2nd amendment states that all citizens have the right and obligation to bear arms" <philosophiliac> "and shoes" <MissBitch> lol <philosophiliac> "we made it very clear to those terrorists that we would tolerate no more attacks" <philosophiliac> and lockie here just got shat on" <MissBitch> HAHAHAHAHAHHA <philosophiliac> we have decided it is time to attack with neccessary force to show the crows that we mean business" <MissBitch> lol <philosophiliac> if they hit us" <philosophiliac> we hit back <philosophiliac> HARD <philosophiliac> with whatever comes to hand <MissBitch> im holding my nose so i dont burst out laughing here <philosophiliac> and we cannot be held responsable for a war they started <MissBitch> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA <philosophiliac> in the war on crowism, ur either with us <philosophiliac> or ur against us <MissBitch> hahahahahahaha <MissBitch> thats just so hilarious <philosophiliac> oh yeah <philosophiliac> the teacher was in hysterics <philosophiliac> but the guy got a detention neway <MissBitch> hahahaha <MissBitch> oh well <MissBitch> woulda bn worth it! <philosophiliac> yeah <philosophiliac> we were basically on the ground we were laughing so hard <MissBitch> hahahahaha <philosophiliac> and he didn't crack up once <philosophiliac> and as the teacher leads him away he goes <MissBitch> if i didnt want to wake my parents, id b killin myself laughin <philosophiliac> "u can lock me up, but this war is a neccessary one" <MissBitch> oooooooooooooh <MissBitch> lol <philosophiliac> "and one that will be contnued by freedom loving students with shoes everywhere" <MissBitch> HAHAHAHHAHA ROFLMAO
<@HndlWCare> I just got email from postmaster@adelphia.net telling the mailbox for postmaster@adelphia.net is over quota, and if I feel this message is in error I should reply to postmaster@adelphia.net
<@reflir> also, my harry potter sex bot arrived <@reflir> err <@reflir> I mean boxed set
<rhyno> okay <rhyno> I must be losing my mind <rhyno> I just walked to the PJ station <rhyno> because I can't find my car keys <rhyno> and they were right fucking here an hour ago <DaemonX> pj station? <rhyno> yeah <rhyno> gas station <rhyno> but the thing was <rhyno> I was going there to get gas <DaemonX> without your car? <rhyno> and I couldn't find my keys <rhyno> so I just thought "I'll walk" <rhyno> go all the way up there.. and I'm like "wtf was I going here for.." <rhyno> "OH YEAH! DUMBASS!" <rhyno> then walked back <DaemonX> ... i can't even comment on that
<sunfish>I stopped a rape in the city last night <Donnyman>How'd you do that <sunfish>Simple I stopped following her.
<TriPa^> my mother is a cleaning fanatic <TriPa^> one Saturday she told me and my brother to get down to the playroom and straighten it up <TriPa^> we had a party there the previous evening, and she was none too happy about the mess <TriPa^> as she watched us work, it was clear that Mom was completely dissatisfied with our cleaning efforts and let us know it <TriPa^> finally my brother, exasperated with having to do it all over, reached for a broom and asked Mom: <TriPa^> can I use this, or were you planning to go somewhere?
Spreadursunshine: wow you werent online all yesterday EinhanderMKII: Yeah I was out doing things PRODUCTIVE Spreadursunshine: omg! its a breakthrough Spreadursunshine: like what? EinhanderMKII: fixing my internet
<neo_alex> stop arguing you fucks <enz0> Maybe it's YOUR mum <spandrick_doll> fuck you <spandrick_doll> you just cant haxk it <spandrick_doll> *hack <neo_alex> that does it, im creating characters of you in The Sims and im gonna make you have a gay marriage
<Duzzy> today at work, i was cutting gras outside the local school.. and then a chick came up to me.. kissed me, squeezed my balls, gave me a note and the she ran of.. and i was like wtf?!? when I got my mind gathered I looked at the note and there was a phone number.. I should send an sms to it, and that was when I realized the bitch had stolen my cellphone =(
* Ksu eats a bowl of crappy generic macaroni * SSL_Eefui idly drinks arsnic. * Nigelenki stops fui o.o <Nigelenki> arsenic isn't edible o.o;; <Shadow> Yes, it is <Shadow> But only once
<@Laplie|Gone> I just don't place periods at the end of my sentences every time. <@TacoMaster> Periods are important... <@TacoMaster> You start missing periods... <@TacoMaster> Next thing you know... <@TacoMaster> BLAMMO! <@TacoMaster> Babies.
<Big_Fat_Duck> wait its stuck at updating <Big_Fat_Duck> 1 second left <Big_Fat_Duck> read to play in approx. 1 second <Diazo> it's a microsoft second
genjer: so my sister asks me if this shirt makes her look fat genjer: and I was like, "no the fat underneath does"
Strategy: what the fuck Strategy: shipping cannot be 27$ Alpha: it better come in a wooden crate with a midget cradling the harddrive for that price
<enjoi> why would you name condoms after a horse that hides all the invaders inside and then lets them go once theyre inside? <ShodoPan-> i bet it's named after the viruses <ShodoPan-> you know, they slip right in and the recipient doesn't even realize it <ShodoPan-> oh shit that's not good either
<Taco> I fear for my little cousin <Taco> he's going to be a loser in school... <Taco> you know how I know? <Taco> Because he's very much like how I was at that age... <Taco> :/
@MetalMilitia{|cC|}: I never been to the states
@MetalMilitia{|cC|}: and I WILL NOT cross the boarder
@Raged|work: its better that way
@Raged|work: we don't need ya
@MetalMilitia{|cC|}: but ur women do ;)
@MetalMilitia{|cC|}: they all want some of my Canadian beef
baby !
@Sile: i crossed the border into Canada at Niagra Falls once
@Sile: i was sitting there thinking "damn, the canadian chicks
are hot!"
@Sile: then i realized that they were all american tourists
<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc * luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven) * r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven) * sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven) * phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven) * blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven) <ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt <r`heaven> :(
<Fjoder> I hate when ppl say they gonna call and then they dont <Harvard> You sound like a girl. <Fjoder> I am a girl <Harvard> That explains it.
<Fire_Elemental-x-> Interviews suck in general <apathy> I dunno... <apathy> I used to like conducting them :) <Fire_Elemental-x-> all that "where do you see yourself in 10 years" and "what are your strengths and weaknesses" crap <apathy> heh, my questions were more along the lines of "tell me everything you know about the keyword 'const'" <Fire_Elemental-x-> Next time someone asks me a 10 years question I'm gonna say "Where you are sitting" <apathy> heh, then add "No wait, I thought you said 10 months." <Fire_Elemental-x-> heh
<morphine_monkey> dude, my hair is getting so long <spaceman_spiff> sweet, pretty soon it'll get as long as your penis <morphine_monkey> STFU, my hair is longer than an inch
MWellsSQaReD: Actually, I'm gonna go eat lunch, later gays. MWellsSQaReD has left the room. Sancilio Rules: mike wells just called us gay Sancilio Rules: how should we feel?
<GigaVirus> I've never had a firewall and never been hacked : /. <GigaVirus> . <GigaVirus> That was dumb to say.
<zap> glow in the dark dildo... interesting <zap> that would be disturbing if you didnt' know what it was and you were in a room with a person using it, in the dark <zap> ooooh pretty glowing thing! <zap> hey... it's getting shorter.. hey it disappeared... oh it's back... <zap> what's it doing? <zap> ooh... oooh?? AAH!
<Slave>So good party round mine, wasn't it Duncan <Player45> Hell yeh! <Johanna>oh really? <Player45>Yeh we all got completely fucked up, except the one problem <Slave>Problem? <Player45>Yeh, your sister and her electric toothbrush, hell she must have kept me up half the night using that thing, her teeth must be super clean <Slave>Electric toothbrush? She doesn't have one, no one in my family has one <Johanna>hmm.. <Slave>OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING MOPED!
<Beerman> I'm the top of the nick list <Beerman> therefore I am the tallest <Outsyder> i am in the middle of the nick list <Outsyder> therefore i am the belly <Beerman> does that make Sethur the naughty bits? <Sethur> Hmmmm. * Sethur is now known as Sethurrrrrrrrrrrr <Sethurrrrrrrrrrrr> That's better. <Beerman> you're still at the "naughty bits" area of the nick list <Sethurrrrrrrrrrrr> Yes. That's why I made my nick longer
<Animaga> so, there's this panda bear <Animaga> and he walks into Pizza Hut, orders some pizza, and sits down <Animaga> once he's done eating, he takes a look at the bill and just goes to walk out <Animaga> manager and server try to stop him, saying "you have to pay for your food" <Animaga> so he pulls out a gun and shoots the place up <Animaga> the workers are terrified, asking him what the hell he's doing <Animaga> he hands them a dictionary, and turns the page to "panda bear" <Animaga> it says "small black and white bear, native to asia. eats shoots and leaves."
<Hunter> Someone asked me the difference between ignorance and apathy. I told her I don;t know and I don;t care
[+Mista] so how would I go about making a game? [+DJ-Northern] 1- Hire a team of developers [+DJ-Northern] 2- Spoof screenshots to create hype [+DJ-Northern] 3- Buy an E3 booth [+DJ-Northern] 4- Take your company public [+DJ-Northern] 5- Disappear with the money before anybody asks for a product
*** p00bear (jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #cplusplus <p00bear> hey hey <p00bear> so can the boolean evaluated conditional expression achieve orgasm? <asiib> ... <p00bear> sure, it comes after a while! <p00bear> :D *** p00bear was kicked by Reagun (KK: i'm only kicking you cause i get it)
<freemysoul> my bro's wife divorced him <freemysoul> he's got a kid and all, too <freemysoul> the kid decided to live with his mom <detranova> poor kid <atlantis> poor woman <naisesom> your bro's a lucky bastard
<Silellak> Do you remember the good old days, when bottle caps said "YOU WIN" or "YOU LOSE", rather than giving you some lame code you redeem at their ad-filled website? <Silellak> I miss being told I'm a loser by a corporate product :(
<big_ernie> roses are red <big_ernie> violets are blue <big_ernie> my quote got rejected <big_ernie> so i say "fuck you"
<Nosnam> Who? <mystie> this dude on jeopardy, he was on his 20th return today <Nosnam> Woah <mystie> I didn't happen to catch if he won again today <NeoHentaiMaster> he is a robot sent from the future to win the prize money so others cant <NeoHentaiMaster> he will slowly drain the world economy until all collapses into chaos <Nosnam> George Bush is on jeopardy?
<Leto> I had a password I could type entirely with my right hand for a while <Nugget> why? <Leto> so I could unlock my screen while drinking coffee
<rhyann> hey i got a floppy with a virus and i wana now if its ok to put it next to the other floppys or do i gotta wait for it to get better to put it back in the box