<MasterG> ..................................................................... .................................. <judas> where's pacman when you need him?
<HEIST> I hate early am with no sleep. I hear the voices inside my head.. <HEIST> The flashbacks.. the urges.. <HEIST> Like I'm dropping down a well into a pit of something.. <HEIST> I can LITERALLY hear voices whispering in my ears <HEIST> saying things <HEIST> wicked things <HEIST> telling me what to do <Vortex> what are they saying now? <HEIST> "drink more ovaltine"
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<nostal> What are the dimensions of those little MSN display pictures? <esuna> 2D
Shivanfire: maybe I should go into politics Shivanfire: I've always wanted to fuck a lot of people at the same time
<Royce> :( <Hynox> Why the sad face Royce? <Royce> I just went to Ask Jeeves and searched for Thesorus. <Royce> It told me i should look for a Dictionary first.
(sadik): nothing gayer than 2guys and a chick ([sic]): well there's two guys and no chick ([sic]): that's pretty gay
<booyah> yeh i use perl too <booyah> wrong window, ignore me <andywho> Don't worry, you use perl, we ignore you automatically
<toqer> hey germ, I think you would like my wifes friend michelle <Germ> does she like sex <toqer> next time you're out here, we need too hook you two up <Germ> No thanks i dont like being "hooked up" <toqer> she like sex, weed, and eating <Germ> eh <Germ> wait how much eating?
<Squatter> Liking Russians is one of those neutral things that doesn't say anything about someone <Lush> Yes it does <Lush> After Khaled told his friends about me, they all wrote to say that Russians are fabulous in the general vicinity of the bedroom <Lush> I didn't know whether or not to be offended, so I just smiled politely <Squatter> Really? I never heard that. Normally I think first and foremost of the arts, then brutally oppressive government <Lush> I think the former does not contadict the statement about bedrooms <Squatter> Neither does the latter
<Orajim> I was in the bathroom today and written above one of the urinals said "The joke isn't on the wall, it's in your hands" <Orajim> I never felt so small in my life.
<Nudger> The Internet is great, but the best thing it's ever done is when a bored schoolfriend of mine set the school's website's background to Goatse. * Antifreez sighs <Antifreez> So many memories attached to that song. <Nudger> It was so great when the IT teacher opened the page on a huge projection screen, and without looking at it, said "We, shall be attemping THIS, boys!" <Nudger> I swear, I was almost sick from laughing.
<cow_hax0r> HOLY HOLY FUCKING SHIT AFK A SEC <leecher> er... <cow_hax0r> Sorry back <leecher> what's the problem, house on fire? <cow_hax0r> No I had to get a drink <leecher> so why the urgency? <cow_hax0r> Well... I REALLY had to get a drink <leecher> so your house wasn't on fire or being attacked by ninja's? <cow_hax0r> Well.. no, but my throat was kinda dry
<tRonz0r> I'm $4 poorer, 1 bandanna richer and I still don't look like a pirate <tRonz0r> yarrrrrr, tis a sad day.
<KitBoxPocket> jesus christ <KitBoxPocket> we've had this number for ten years <KitBoxPocket> TEN. YEARS. <KitBoxPocket> And we STILL get calls from people asking for the fucking Hatfields! <KitBoxPocket> I swear, one of these days I'm going to answer with "No! We's the McCoys and we's a-feudin'!"
<sideburns> they opened a restaurant a few blocks away <sideburns> it's a lesbian restaurant <UncleGivey> HAHAHAHA <sideburns> err... lebanese <UncleGivey> "Hey honey, there's that new restaurant down the street... feel like eating out?"
(lawngrl): im gonna insert my ipod in my vagina tonight and go to sleep i love it so much (Fire_on_High): I'm quite sure that'll void your warranty
* Joins: HarryPott (Cool@adsl-67-66-94-237.dsl.okcyok.swbell.net) <HarryPott> what is a proxy * Parts: HarryPott (Cool@adsl-67-66-94-237.dsl.okcyok.swbell.net) <Maritim> it is a thing that takes longer than 44 seconds to explain
<Anla_Shok> hmm, i guess i just prefer a landrover to a marriage <Anla_Shok> unless the marriage comes with a landrover <Anla_Shok> then i would have to rethink
[+[-BONG-]] small things amuse small minds.... [detepe] bong: not true, most of the cheerleaders I know love big dicks :( [+[-BONG-]] kind of leaves you out huh? [detepe] bong: yeah, it sucks :(
<forceflow> hah, there are two quotes on bash rated 1337 <forceflow> that's awesome <ItlnStaln> You're going to be a virgin for life, you know that?
<Mango> Haha, I went to the bathroom, came out, and ripped off a piece of sweet bread that was on the table and my dad says "What the hell are you doing? Did you wash your hands?" <Mango> I said "no, but I didnt piss on my hands so dont worry" <Mango> "doesnt matter" he says "your hands were still all over your dick" <Mango> "Who cares? My dick, along with my entire body, came out of YOUR dick" <Mango> So now we can't look eachother in the eyes anymore.
<BlackAdder> no, because ds told me that building a comp is like putting together lego <BlackAdder> and then i went and tried putting lego together to see <BlackAdder> and i cut my finger
<RenegadeC> I have to talk to that girl who came over to my house friday night <RenegadeC> because she left her bracelet here <CardO> was she hot? <RenegadeC> yes <RPG> RenegadeC: sheep don't have bracelets; they have collars.
<fugi> I put a note on our fridge saying "find what I peed in and win $1", roomates though it was funny, but a couple friends of ours refused to have some applejuice.
<[-Blacksword-]> brb, dishes have developed their own language and are talking to the garbage about overthrowing me... i must correct this
<Elbonio> You know how women say "I wouldnt sleep with you even if you were the last man on earth" ? Well if you WERE the last two people on the earth, i hardly think sex is the first thing on your mind... it's clearly going to be "let's raid Toys'R'us.."
R-Salamander: Look at me, look at you! Watch me do that Pikachu! PeteMantis: (scratches records) R-Salamander: We stayed out 'til two o' clock! Watch me do a Thundershock! PeteMantis: (scratches records) R-Salamander: I am bored as hell tonight. MonkeyBoy: Watch me do the Dragonite! R-Salamander: Dude... We stopped doing that crap like five minutes ago. Come on. PeteMantis: We did?
<Rach> when i get my old puter back i'll send you some songs <Olly> What happened to it? <Rach> i broke it <Olly> On purpose? <Rach> i wouldnt say PURPOSE <Rach> just stupidly <Olly> Ahh <Olly> So you do know exatly what's wrong with it? <Rach> yeah, it's full of water
NbVb16Mb009: i know have you ever had the weed that smells like christmas trees NbVb16Mb009: it is some good shit Me: hahahahhahah, you got dicked over. somebody sold you some pine tree branches and told you it was weed Me: do you smoke? NbVb16Mb009: no dude im a dealer shit it was weed and yea i smoke all the time NbVb16Mb009: have you ever made a beer bong Me: bull shit, you aren't a dealer Me: hahahahah, are you retarded? NbVb16Mb009: ok but if you ever want some just talk to me about it Me: just so you know, i don't believe you. what kind of weed do you sell? NbVb16Mb009: shrooms
<Quake-Hat> brad, your mom is fine as shit <Quake-Hat> i think i will masturbate to her while i play with my balls <bad_brad> brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother <Quake-Hat> Jesus-fucking christ!!!
<Calvinosaur> You missed philosophy class today, huh? <71mm34> yeh <Calvinosaur> You know how Mr. Warren's policy is to read all the passed notes out loud to the entire class? <71mm34> no ive never expereinced it <Calvinosaur> Well, we really threw him for a loop today ... <Calvinosaur> Josh passed a note that made it around the whole class before Mr. W caught it. <Calvinosaur> Mr. W read it, walked out the door, and came back in ten seconds later. <Calvinosaur> We were in stitches at this point. <71mm34> wat did it say <Calvinosaur> "Mr. W's fly is open."
<FlourescentGerbil> My mom is going to kill me <FlourescentGerbil> I was supposed to be watching my little brother, but while I was jacking off to porn, my brother wasted a quarter pound of beef trying to create a beef milkshake
<patteam717> If Neo got into a fight with Aragorn, Neo would win hands down <kissmeimtoxic> that may be true but if Agent Smith got into a fight with Elrond that would just be dumb
<Fitteh> My cellphone has a clock in it though and that is what I use. <ptj225A> Don't you have the Speaking Clock? <MaxBack> Who doesn't? Here, let me just pull my time-midget out of my pocket and slap his bottom. Sounds like it's 2:24, and that's in the P.M.
[Vexidus] When i shared my pics folder i had like 5000 naked pics of my girl shared [Vexidus] but nobody ever downloaded [Sanctum] Vex has a daughter?
<Porthos> did you hear about the new pirate movie? <Porthos> it's rated PG-13 <Porthos> wait <Porthos> damnit
<trigga>ow <trigga>i just stapled the roof of my mouth <trigga>i was holding the stapler in my mouth and it started slipping so i bit down
<Monsoon`> people are stupider than previously imagined <Monsoon`> My roommate talked to a customer today, told him to right-click on something. So the customer got a pen and paper, and proceeded to write "click" on it.
<nickkis> speaking of which, my other half is going to get beaten when he wakes up <nickkis> he works nights <nickkis> and has a habit of sleeping on the sofa <nickkis> which is fine <nickkis> until I come home from work tonight and my 3 year old pipes up 'whats daddy watching' <nickkis> and what daddy is watching isnt suitable for 3 year olds in any way shape or form
ln3: someone just told me he was board. ln3: *morns the loss of grammar and spelling* ln3: ...fuck.
<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders
* Trog starts singing "My little pony, my little pony" * Mezir shoves a little pony up an orifice of Trog's choice <Trog> yours
Mmc1512: YOI KID Mmc1512: ALL THE LAMPSHADES ARE ON YOUR SUBMARINE Mmc1512: catch my drift? NcKmN 1988: wtf lol Mmc1512: your alarm clocks are made out of cheese NcKmN 1988: uhhh.. Mmc1512: your car is a boat on the fifth of the week Mmc1512: get it? NcKmN 1988: hmmm... NcKmN 1988: no Mmc1512: you look like a goriila escaped from alaska Mmc1512: you need 2 pencils to write but only one hand to see Mmc1512: understand? NcKmN 1988: u sniff glue again? Mmc1512: no son Mmc1512: back off my shoe box
<Raven`> summer can suck ass so bad sometimes <Raven`> I mean sure, it's nice out and women are less clothed <Raven`> but there's nothing to watch on tv
<beefstain> i wish faggots would stop putting my deoderant on me with their tongues while i slumber <beefstain> i mean <beefstain> YARR, MANLY THINGS
<[UA]lavalamp> I was playing chutes and ladders with my 4-year-old son...when he won, he jumped up, pointed at me, and shouted "pwned!"
[(>'.')> Ladymercury] Creed disbands and Reagen DIES [(>'.')> Ladymercury] MY GOD [(>'.')> Ladymercury] ITS A SIGN [(jmr) mirai] hmm [(jmr) mirai] yeah [tiger_yamato] That the world is slowly becoming a better place?